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Drunk Blonde
« on: July 14, 2010, 01:06:08 am »
In the past two days I have learned that I stop breathing @ 20 times/hour when sleeping.  Statistics say that this condition combined with blood sugar irregularities make me 3x more likely to have a heart attack!  ????
So, I decide to check these new emoticons to see what all is available and there is this drunk blonde ( :boobs:) increasing my heart attack risk even further.  You guys are dangerous!

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Re: Drunk Blonde
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2010, 01:07:26 am »
She is sober.

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Re: Drunk Blonde
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2010, 01:14:26 am »
Have you ever known anyone who acted that way when sober?

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Re: Drunk Blonde
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2010, 03:22:28 am »
Have you ever known anyone who acted that way when sober?

Is the answer 'Your mother'?

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Re: Drunk Blonde
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2010, 03:39:26 am »
No, she is not blonde!  My sister is, and I have seen her acting like that; she was drunk!

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Re: Drunk Blonde
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2010, 08:54:04 am »
No, she is not blonde!  My sister is, and I have seen her acting like that; she was drunk!

Did you cop a feel after she passed out? If not, missed opportunity..

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Re: Drunk Blonde
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2010, 03:26:32 pm »
yeah man, did you touch her dick?
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Re: Drunk Blonde
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2010, 05:25:33 pm »
yeah man, did you touch her dick?


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