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Cactuar Zone => Cactuar Welcome Hall => Ambassador Sign-Ups => Topic started by: jerniganp09 on July 24, 2015, 02:03:12 pm

Title: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on July 24, 2015, 02:03:12 pm
Good Day Everyone,

I am Jerniganp09 of Xylosandrus and I am affiliated with IRON. I have just been informed that I am a new diplomat for RIA. I look forward to getting to know everyone, learning about the history of our two great Alliances, and to continue making history with our two Alliances. I am honored to be here. Thanks for having me.

-Jerniganp09
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Mogar on July 24, 2015, 02:20:47 pm
Someone will be around to mask you, welcome to our forums though!
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on July 24, 2015, 03:17:58 pm
Thank you Mogar for the warm welcome.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on July 24, 2015, 04:07:42 pm
Fuck you. Get out.




Mango is the only diplomat we will accept from your vile ranks.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: im317 on July 24, 2015, 05:51:17 pm
welcome
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on July 25, 2015, 08:05:29 am
Im sorry you feel that way Leo. Hopefully I can change your views on this situation.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on July 25, 2015, 08:44:47 am
You cannot.


Unless you brought boobs, in which case we're besties now.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on July 25, 2015, 11:18:22 am
I dont have any boobs for you sorry.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on July 25, 2015, 04:25:32 pm
Then I guess that settles it.


The RIA and IRON are now at war. You should be aware that we will break you. We will win. Most importantly, we are insane. Ready your troops, we strike at update.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on July 25, 2015, 05:17:19 pm
I guess I should probably post this too.

Your Nation's Ruler: Jerniganp09
Your Alliance: Independent Republic of Orange Nations
Your Alliance's Initials: IRON
Your Alliance's primary team color: Orange
URL to your alliance's forum: http://ironcentral.org/community/ (http://ironcentral.org/community/)
If you are over the age of 18(or 21 if you live in one of those country's) would you like access to our NSFW forum? (please reply in yes/no format) Yes
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on July 26, 2015, 07:56:05 pm
Then I guess that settles it.


The RIA and IRON are now at war. You should be aware that we will break you. We will win. Most importantly, we are insane. Ready your troops, we strike at update.

Im not sure if you would rather be at war with us or not, but im not here to fight. Im here to get to know yall and keep the peace. Im here to grow our alliance and by doing so I plan to strengthen both of ours.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on July 26, 2015, 08:50:51 pm
Then I guess that settles it.


The RIA and IRON are now at war. You should be aware that we will break you. We will win. Most importantly, we are insane. Ready your troops, we strike at update.

Im not sure if you would rather be at war with us or not, but im not here to fight. Im here to get to know yall and keep the peace. Im here to grow our alliance and by doing so I plan to strengthen both of ours.
I would rather not go to war, but the wheels of motion have begun to rotate and the gears can only be satiated with blood. The only peace you will get from us is a piece of our steel-toed boot up y'alls IRON ass.

IRON only becomes strong when forged in the fires of war.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on July 26, 2015, 09:25:34 pm
Then I guess that settles it.


The RIA and IRON are now at war. You should be aware that we will break you. We will win. Most importantly, we are insane. Ready your troops, we strike at update.

Im not sure if you would rather be at war with us or not, but im not here to fight. Im here to get to know yall and keep the peace. Im here to grow our alliance and by doing so I plan to strengthen both of ours.
I would rather not go to war, but the wheels of motion have begun to rotate and the gears can only be satiated with blood. The only peace you will get from us is a piece of our steel-toed boot up y'alls IRON ass.

IRON only becomes strong when forged in the fires of war.

From what Im hearing we are not at war and I dont think we are planning on going to war. Obviously one of us is hearing the wrong story, or being fooled around with. Either way, you are right about your last statement. IRON will become stronger, we do not want that to come at the cost of RIA. I think the first step is for both of us to get our stories straight.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on July 27, 2015, 06:31:03 am
Then I guess that settles it.


The RIA and IRON are now at war. You should be aware that we will break you. We will win. Most importantly, we are insane. Ready your troops, we strike at update.

Im not sure if you would rather be at war with us or not, but im not here to fight. Im here to get to know yall and keep the peace. Im here to grow our alliance and by doing so I plan to strengthen both of ours.
I would rather not go to war, but the wheels of motion have begun to rotate and the gears can only be satiated with blood. The only peace you will get from us is a piece of our steel-toed boot up y'alls IRON ass.

IRON only becomes strong when forged in the fires of war.

From what Im hearing we are not at war and I dont think we are planning on going to war. Obviously one of us is hearing the wrong story, or being fooled around with. Either way, you are right about your last statement. IRON will become stronger, we do not want that to come at the cost of RIA. I think the first step is for both of us to get our stories straight.
Are you calling me a liar? I do not hear the stories; I tell the stories.

I was being generous by giving you warning of the impending ass-kicking the RIA had scheduled IRON for. If you do not appreciate our generosity, then we shall also give you no mercy.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on July 27, 2015, 09:19:03 am
Well we will just have to see how things play out. I am here for IRON so if it does come to war, so be it. I am ready.

On a lighter note, Im pretty new to IRON and dont know the history of our two alliances. Anyone want to give me a crash course. Leo youre more than welcome to inform me, but I would like to hear the true story, not necessarily your story. 
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on July 27, 2015, 12:03:34 pm
As soon as we get finished drawing up the OWF announcement, I am coming for your petite country first and ramming it with my nuke like a porno.

I can give you the RIA History from the only man who's been here through it all.
TL;DR version: We saw, we conquered, we came all over Planet Bob's face
TL;DR version2: We kicked ass, we kicked more ass, and we will continue to kick ass.

IRON history from a guy who never leaves his stoop.
TL;DR version: Was not the RIA, is not the RIA, and will never be the RIA. Cannot beat the RIA. Has done some shit, I guess.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on July 27, 2015, 06:40:02 pm
I guess Ill be waiting. Make sure you watch Rent with your girlfriend to get pumped up before. I want you to be fully prepared.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on July 27, 2015, 07:02:44 pm
This is not a can of whoop-ass you want to open. You can't get this much testosterone going in a system if you've got a girlfriend to release it into.

And if there were a Lady Leo, we'd be rocking it to Hitch as all good couples should.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on July 27, 2015, 10:30:05 pm
Youre right. I have no interest in opening that can, but I am also not in the business of taking a threat likely.

Also, nice call on Hitch. Thats a keeper for sure.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Gigantuar on August 03, 2015, 04:04:05 pm
TITS or GTFO lol
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Gigantuar on August 03, 2015, 04:06:57 pm
Also Leo wants pussy and you didn't bring any :|
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on August 03, 2015, 08:39:50 pm
Ya sorry about that.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on August 03, 2015, 09:12:40 pm
Reason #4 why we're declaring war on IRON.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on August 04, 2015, 11:24:12 am
Pretty solid reason. It sounds like yall are pretty desperate for some action. I dont know what to tell you but im not here to make war.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on August 04, 2015, 04:23:42 pm
It sounds like yall are pretty desperate for some action.
I've gone 23+ years without any action. You could say I'm desperate.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on August 04, 2015, 08:13:53 pm
Wow. Thats usually something you keep to yourself, but it is quite an amazing feat.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on August 04, 2015, 09:34:14 pm
Wow. Thats usually something you keep to yourself, but it is quite an amazing feat.
I figure I should be confident about who I am, the good, the bad, and even the awkward.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on August 05, 2015, 08:26:33 pm
Thats a good way to live ill give you that.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on August 05, 2015, 09:56:28 pm
It's the only way to live.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on August 06, 2015, 01:24:27 pm
You got that right.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on August 06, 2015, 04:16:13 pm
I ain't no Right. I'm a Leftist, gun-toting, tax-slashing, benefits-cutting, poor-hatin' elitest and don't you forget it!

Also, I've hyped my buds up so much for this 6:3 nurses:us ratio that I fully expect 5 of the 6 to be guys and my pickup attempt to utterly crash & burn before I can even get traction.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on August 07, 2015, 03:46:33 pm
Well idk how it has played out before, but it was a pretty good effort this time. Im sure it will work for you one of these days. Just gotta keep at it.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on August 09, 2015, 12:46:30 am
So it only turned out to be one nurse and she showed up really late. It was good for me cause I got her to come out again, but we'll see if this turns into anything. As much as Leo would like his hopes to be high, his brain is trying to keep life realistic compared to his heart.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on August 09, 2015, 12:46:46 am
Yes, Leo is just getting back from the bars...
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on August 10, 2015, 10:49:11 am
It sounds like leo had a good time at the bars. You heard anything from your little encounter last night?
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on August 10, 2015, 05:23:54 pm
We'll see. I'm trying to get her 1:1 for dinner to just lay it out there. I was not planning to like her this much, dammit.....

Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on August 10, 2015, 06:42:13 pm
So you met her last night and havent heard or seen from her since? Good luck buddy, im rooting for you.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on August 10, 2015, 07:04:51 pm
Nah nah nah. We met last week. She came out Thursday. Then again on Friday with friends. Then for a few minutes on Saturday with a friend before ditching cause they didn't want to wait for BBQ.

She leaves the state at the end of the month, so I'd like to find out sooner rather than later if there's something there or if I'm just the dude who's exploring the city with her (which isn't a terrible alternative, all things considered).

I really don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. As others can attest, I am not usually this hung up on a girl. It's why I was able to enjoy the single life for so damn long (and frankly, I miss those worry-free days). Like I said, realistic brain vs. dumb-ass heart while my penis is nowhere to be found, oddly enough.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: im317 on August 10, 2015, 10:28:11 pm
damn Leo you are being more real then usual.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on August 11, 2015, 12:09:06 pm
Sounds like you have a got here. Whatever you do dont let her take you to the friend zone. That is a no go. Once in its most likely not gonna happen. Does she leave the state for good or just for a little while?
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on August 11, 2015, 04:25:54 pm
For good. It's an all or nothing shot here. No worries about friendzone cause there's no way we keep in touch unless we're trying out that whole relationship thing.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on August 11, 2015, 10:50:21 pm
Very true statement. So I would say you gotta make a move and take her out to dinner and make sure she knows that you are in to her on another level. I wish you luck sir. Let me know how it goes.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on August 12, 2015, 07:44:35 am
That's the plan. We'll see if I can get her to come out tomorrow; there's some salsa competition going on downtown that may win me some points.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on August 13, 2015, 11:14:58 am
Thats a big move. If you play the salsa night right you could end up at her place. Good luck buddy.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on August 13, 2015, 05:15:58 pm
If I wanted to just bang her, I would have played that move several nights ago like my colleagues suggested.


I probably should have taken that advice and moved on. I had fewer worries back then....
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on August 18, 2015, 03:03:15 pm
Hey Leo. Howd the big date go?
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on August 18, 2015, 03:57:04 pm
It didn't. Ball's in her court now cause I got tired of being on her hook. Tis a shame, but I'm not going to waste my time.
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: jerniganp09 on September 01, 2015, 04:00:35 pm
Hey sorry ive been gone so long.

Thats the way to play it buddy. you cant let her drag you around and allow her to shove you into the zone. You did the right thing and if she wants more she will come back. I know its been a week or two. You hear anything from her?
Title: Re: IRON Dimplomat
Post by: Leo on September 01, 2015, 04:45:59 pm
Eh, it's pretty much over. I'm just trying to get my mind right and move on. Not sure what it was about this girl that got me so riled up, but time heals emotions.