Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Special Interest Boards => Random lnsanity => Spam => Topic started by: Tevron on March 28, 2012, 06:28:06 pm
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The comparison game: Post a comparison, answer the last one.
Example: Fries or coke?
Coke.
Hamburgers or Pepsi?
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Hamburgers
Pizza or cake
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Cake
White Lies or Sad Truths?
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White Lies
16 and Pregnant or 19 Kids and Counting?
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19 kids and counting.
Death or Pain?
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well, pain I suppose????
Final Fantasy 6 or 8?
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7 or ten.... Never played those lol, 6
Kingdom hearts 1 or 2?
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1, I've never played 2.
Joshua or Eric?
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pokemon or yu gi oh
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Pokemon
Squirtle or Charmander?
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Squirtle.
JoJ Or HoH SiS?
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JoJ
Pandas or Waffles?
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Waffles!
Eggs or Cheese?
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Cheese
Dolphins or Mice?
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Mice
Brown or green?
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Green
Silver or Red?
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Silver
Jail or Mental Institution?
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Mental Institution
Spoon or fork?
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Spoon
Happy or sad?
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The Poetry thread or The Pony Thread?
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Poetry
Organs or Bones?
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Bones
Knives or Guns?
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Knives
Worship or play?
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Worship
Jack or Jill?
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Jack his fall was an honest mistake.
Live in Sudan or Kenya?
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Sudan, because it's two countries.
Trump or Ron Paul?
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Ron Paul. He's worth gravedigging for.
Peter Griffin or Gryffindor?
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Gryffindor...
Nuclear Annihilation or Zombie Pandemic...?
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Zombie Pandemic I can kill every one I don't like and get away with it......really sir prove to me he was not a zombie.
Anal or virginal
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Virginal. Anal sounds messy.
New York or London?
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London the accent turns me on
spit or swallow
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Well, it's rude to spit. ;)
Kid Rock or Shakespeare?
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Shakespeare.
Punk or Funk?
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Oh that's a tough one... I'm going to go with Funk.
Staple remover or nuclear bomb?
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nuclear bomb solves more problems
Count Chocula or count Cocofang?
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Count Chocula...
Oreo's or Chips Ahoy...?
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Oreo. Chips ahoy are dehydrated imitation cookies. Bleccch!
Nymphomaniac nazi midget, or transgendered anorexic hippie?
/also, OMG this smiley :indeed:
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Nymphomaniac nazi midget, though I reserve the right to change my mind depending on which way the transformation went.
Pen or Pencil
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Pencils are more forgiving.
Shaggy or Daphne?
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Shaggy I dig all the belt buckles he has.
Hamato Yoshi or Oroku Saki
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Hamato Yoshi is a better teacher, even if he does turn into a giant rat.
:indeed: or (http://www.farkistan.org/Smileys/farkistan/monocle.gif)
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:indeed: the other would imply I am surprised
Real or fake
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Real.
Fame or Infamy...?
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Infamy Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves.
army of sheep led by a wolf or an army of wolves led by a sheep
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Army of wolves led by a sheep. They'd eventually eat the sheep and then you'd have an army of wolves in need of a leader...
Google or Bing?
/I think the Bing commercials may be lying about this one...
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Google.
PC or Mac...?
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PC. Unless PC is Poison Clan and Mac is Macaroni.
Cake or death?
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ill take the fish.
Eddy izzard or robin Williams?
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Eddie Izzard. Robin Williams is too ADD annoying for... wow something shiny!
Metallica or AC/DC?
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AC/DC
Rap or Country...?
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Country by far better. No swearing every other work.
Phoenix or Dragon
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Dragon. Bigger, badder, better.
Hulk Hogan or Hollywood Hogan?
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Hulk Hogan...
Outside or Inside...?
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Inside because that the 7th side of a cube. Every one for gets about the inside.
10th or 11th?
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10th. I like even numbers...
Extremely Popular or Insanely Intelligent...?
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Insanely intelligent. Sounds like the description of a super villain.
left twix or right twix?
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Left i guess. Don't really know the difference...
Skittles or M&M's...?
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M&M's not as sticky when you use them in bed.
Mutant or alien
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Mutant. You can have sex with a mutant without it causing an intergalactic shitstorm.
give or receive?
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Receive...
Summer or Winter...?
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winter I like to cuddle
Size of the boat or motion in the ocean?
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Motion in the Ocean...
Lost on a deserted island
or
Trapped inside the internet...?
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Trapped inside the internet because we already are.
Red or black Bra
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Black bra. Sexy!
Mary Poppins or Cat in the Hat?
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Cat in the Hat...
Halo or CoD...?
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Halo. Masterchief will fuck your world all up. Plus cortana is hot.
King for one day or President for one term?
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President for a Term. Looking for a challenge.
Explore Deep Space or Explore the Deepest Ocean...?
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Deepest Ocean. I think we should finish exploring our own planet before we go mess up someone else's.
Stop! Hammertime! or Stop! Collaborate and listen!
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Hammertime....
Crime Fighting or Criminal Underworld...?
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Crime fighting. Criminals are dicks.
Trix or Fruity Pebbles?
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Trix...
:rainbowsheep: or :mia: ...?
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:mia:
Reese's pieces or skittles?
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Skittles. Don't like Reese's Pieces...
Dark Chocolate or White Chocolate...?
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White is clearly superior. Ask NoR.
Magneto or Lex Luthor?
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Lex Luthor...
DC or Marvel...?
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DC has all the classics, but I'm a Marvel guy at heart.
London or Berlin?
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London...
Atlantic or Pacific...?
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Pacific. I've never been in the Atlantic.
Easter or Spring Festival?
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easter
100 degrees or 0 degrees?
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0 degrees.
Telepathy or Telekinesis?
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Telekinesis...
Heaven or Hell...?
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Hell. Id be lonely in heaven.
March Madness or Super Bowl
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Superbowl. Never been too much into Basketball, but not really a football fan either...
Tropic of Cancer or Tropic of Capricorn...?
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Capricorn. Cancers are too crabby (*rimshot*)
Smelly feet or smelly fart?
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smelly feet
smoke a cigarette or lick an ashtray?
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Smoke a cigarette.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscx2n01ZS1qchnreo1_500.jpg)
Punch a nun in front of your mom or kiss a man in front of your dad?
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Punch da nun.
No More Sleep or No More Food...?
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No more food. As long as I have booze and sleep I'm good.
Destroy CN or cure herpes?
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Cure herpes. Why would I destroy CN.
Always Alone or Forever Followed...?
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Forever followed. Hard to get laid if you're forever alone.
To spam, or not to spam?
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Not to spam.
Bring back the dinosaurs or Save all the endangered species...?
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bring back dinosaurs, but avoid Jurassic Park.
East coast or West coast?
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East coast is best coast.
Robots or dogs?
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Dogs. At least it knows love.
McDonalds or Burger King...?
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McDonalds
feminism or egalitarianism?
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Egalitarianism.
Have sex with Betty White, or receive a handjob from John Goodman?
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Get a hand job from the almighty john Goodman of course.
Become impotent or have an orgasim for the rest of your life?
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Get a hand job from the almighty john Goodman of course.
Become impotent or have an orgasim for the rest of your life?
After some careful thought, I'd be impotent. Viagra can fix it (or Cialis or whatever else from my spam folder). A life-long orgasm would make it impossible to eat, drive, or function. You'd probably starve to death. If not, imagine how hard it would be to get laid if you're in a perpetual orgasm?
"nnnnngghg-heeeey, ngh! good looooOOooking laa aaa aady! Wuh - wha- whaaaAAAHnt to go OH GOD YES for some cc-c-ccoffeeEEEEEE? OH SHIT! OH YESSSSSSS!" Plus you'd have to wear a diaper to contain the ludicrous amounts of man gravy.
Anyways,
Blue Oyster Cult or Blue Man Group?
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Blue oyster group
the order or the collective?
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The Collective.
NOD or GDI...?
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NOD
Florida or New Jersey?
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Florida. Disney World!!! WOOOOO! :woop:
Weed or Booze?
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weed.
hail or Leo?
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Hail to the king, baby.
(http://www.realcavsfans.com/images/smilies/kingofhill.gif)
Blue Bell or Ben & Jerry's?
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Ben & Jerry's...
Ham or Turkey...?
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Turkey for the moment.
Girl on girl, or Guy on girl on girl?
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Girl on girl...
Chick magnet or Filthy rich...?
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Filthy rich. I'm already married. Sorry, ladies! :smug:
New car or new pool?
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New car. Being 17 and a new car would be great
Have all the knowledge or no knowledge
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No knowledge. Ogaden already exists for the other one.
No penis or two ballsacks?
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definitely 2 ballsacks.
Be Indian or Chinese?
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Chinese. Better food, better at math, preparing to rule the world.
Stapler or Paper Clip?
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Stapler, easier to non violently (dunno how that'll work) staple your balls to your commie, brown hating legs.
Alienware laptop or uber gaming rig pc?
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I was going to start a thread for this but saw that there was already one so let's see how this goes...
Alienware
Summer or winter?