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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: MotherAfrica on May 12, 2008, 01:32:07 am

Title: DONT KISS THE ELEPHANTS!
Post by: MotherAfrica on May 12, 2008, 01:32:07 am

Never kiss an african elephant! They are experienced "deep throaters"

(http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/elephant%20kiss.jpg)

Title: DONT KISS THE ELEPHANTS!
Post by: Arsenal 10 on May 12, 2008, 02:12:36 am

Asian elephants are all good though?

Title: DONT KISS THE ELEPHANTS!
Post by: MotherAfrica on May 12, 2008, 02:14:18 am

Quote from: Arsenal 10

Asian elephants are all good though?

No idea! But the african elephants has gotten horny lately.

Title: DONT KISS THE ELEPHANTS!
Post by: Arsenal 10 on May 12, 2008, 02:24:15 am

Ah.. I'll keep that in mind next time I see one.

Actually, that'll prob see one tomorrow. The circus is in town and they have an elephant. (I hate that though, so I'm not going to the circus)

Title: DONT KISS THE ELEPHANTS!
Post by: Lee Goodner on May 14, 2008, 10:31:18 pm

An ex of mine that went to Thailand said locals have a scam where they walk elephants into outdoor bars and ask for money to pay for elephant food.  She didn't give them any money afraid that the elephant would just head to the nearest liquor store and spend it on booze.