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llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« on: April 01, 2014, 08:29:53 am »
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So this happened. I was biking home from 34th/archer. crossed one intersection where the timer was giving me right of way, but the guy wasn't looking so I was worried. was saying 'I have right of way, i have right of way.' he stayed put.

So I was like, wow, I must be tense about getting hit. Thinking, how many times have I nearly gotten hit at intersections... 3? 4? etc. etc. brain making small talk with itself as I approach another intersection. This one is blind and there's basically Never anyone coming out of it.

Little silver car hurtling toward me about 40 mph trying to make the light. POP QUIZ HOT SHOT. slammed brakes, sharp turn, wipe out, landed on elbow, brushed against car, inches away. All in 2 seconds. I don't think she even saw me til I stood up and gave her the universal farewell with both hands. so close.

Someone walking their dog was there to console me. The driver came back and apologized. I told her making the light wasn't worth hitting someone. and not to worry about it. I think I was in shock, stared at my bike for a while, like I had just forgotten how to put the chain back on the gears. Somehow neither me nor the bike are damaged, except my arm is sore from landing on it.

Almost exhilarating. certainly an eye-opener. still forgetting to breathe lol

happened about an hour ago
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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2014, 08:37:28 am »

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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2014, 09:09:26 am »
At least you were in the street. I want to beat sidewalk bikers to death.
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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2014, 09:57:12 am »
Where's the part where you two (or three) hooked up?
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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2014, 12:16:15 pm »
damn dude, people need to pay more attention
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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2014, 12:59:24 pm »
I was on the sidewalk, but it wouldn't have made a difference. she was speeding to catch a light, I was probably going too fast too given she had the light. but also there was a fence concealing both of us from eachother until we were about 3 yards off. ridiculous. no wonder bikers get hit so much in this town.


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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2014, 01:04:20 pm »
anyway I am rewarding my cat-like reflexes by telling everyone, especially people that don't care, and eating low carb ice cream treats and watching gravity, anyone want to come over


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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2014, 01:10:51 pm »
low carb ice cream? Sounds like place with higher risk for AIDS than I'm ever used to fearing.
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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2014, 04:19:12 pm »
pretty sure low carb ice cream doesn't cause aids

I am on a diet though.


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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2014, 04:51:23 pm »
Finally, someone that eats low-carb ice cream. Type 1 diabetics can feel so alone sometimes.

I mean, it doesn't stop me from eating like a pig, since I can just take the insulin for it, but it's a pain in the ass to do a needle every time you want a snack.

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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2014, 02:34:09 am »
Were you wearing a helmet, or are you just too cool for words?

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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2014, 02:42:52 am »
I do not possess a bike helmet


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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2014, 07:55:47 am »
Do you wear an ass-guard? People's anatomy is different.

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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2014, 08:39:52 am »
When is Volume 22 coming out. These stories are riveting.

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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2014, 10:52:26 am »
Finally, someone that eats low-carb ice cream. Type 1 diabetics can feel so alone sometimes.

I mean, it doesn't stop me from eating like a pig, since I can just take the insulin for it, but it's a pain in the ass to do a needle every time you want a snack.

I can only imagine. I have had to go through a lot of obnoxious health regimens with various chronic problems. What brand do you like for ice cream? I tried the publix brand but I'm pretty sure they cut corners with their ingredients. think I'll stick to breyer's. or 'SO Delicious'



When is Volume 22 coming out. These stories are riveting.

there was only the one story. vol 22 is probably never coming out unless ppl throw money at me to motivate me.

I think I might get a helmet considering some of the things people have gone through after getting hit.
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« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2014, 07:46:46 pm »
I go with Chapman's, which is a big brand north of the border. They make pretty good low-carb products.

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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2014, 02:33:19 am »
May I ask what health problem makes you eat low carb ice cream? Is avoiding it altogether an option?

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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2014, 02:42:17 am »
We must safeguard the font of llama-posting that is llama's brain, with a brain safeguarding helmet
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« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2014, 02:52:26 am »
We must safeguard the font of llama-posting that is llama's brain, with a brain safeguarding helmet
Yes. It is precious, such as it is.

We should also look at protecting his fingers and lips (in case his fingers don't make it, he could still dictate or type like Hawkings).

How much duct tape do you figure we need?
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Re: llamavore\s daring survival stories VOL21
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2014, 04:21:45 am »
I used to go biking a lot back in the day, i made a similar blind turn once and on the other side was a car apparently trying to drift at high speeds. I hit it dead on.
I stayed on the bike, my feet still on the pedals, my hands still on the handlebars, and i felt the back of my bike starting to rise, before i knew it, with my front tire pinned to the ground, the back of my cycle had risen to an 80 degree angle with the ground.
It felt like i stayed there for a while. Neatly suspended off the ground, looking at the driver looking at me looking at him... and then, slowly, almost casually, the back of the bike came back down...when it hit the ground, i barely felt a shock... I just sat there. On my bike, with the front tire kissing the front bumper of the car, smack dab in the middle of it. And me, my bike, and the car, all undamaged...
All this happened in about the time it takes to swallow a gulp of water...water that i needed as i rode away and it slowly dawned on me how lucky i was, as the bile rose in my throat...
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Head of Foreign Affairs:
Brian

Head of Internal Affairs:
Croix

Head of Military Operations:
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