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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 05:32:17 pm

Title: *bursts into RIA carrying a harpoon and covered with seaweed*
Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 05:32:17 pm: HAVE YOU SEEN A KILLER WHALE?
Title: *bursts into RIA carrying a harpoon and covered with seaweed*
Post by: Leo on April 24, 2007, 05:35:54 pm: Yeah, it's in my pants. You can't take a harpoon in there though, you're gonna have to use your mouth.
Title: *bursts into RIA carrying a harpoon and covered with seaweed*
Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 06:43:22 pm: *hoists Leo by the collar*

THIS IS NO TIME TO JOKE. SHAMU HAS GONE APESHIT.
Title: *bursts into RIA carrying a harpoon and covered with seaweed*
Post by: dester55 on April 24, 2007, 06:45:32 pm: want me to help? *holding 50 caliber machine gun*
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Post by: Leo on April 24, 2007, 06:50:57 pm: Quote from: Damen
*hoists Leo by the collar*

THIS IS NO TIME TO JOKE. SHAMU HAS GONE APESHIT.
I'm not joking...*drops pants and whale is wrapped around dick*

SUCK IT OFF!!! IT LIKES MY DICK TOO MUCH!!!
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Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 06:53:01 pm: *steps back a foot, and aims the harpoon at your dick*

Hold still...
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Post by: Leo on April 24, 2007, 06:53:35 pm: I've already tried that. He farkin' ate the farkin' harp! SUCK HIM OFF!!! IT IS THE ONLY WAY!!!
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Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 06:55:08 pm: I'm not aiming for the whale...
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Post by: Leo on April 24, 2007, 06:57:10 pm: NO!!! ME AND AZ NEED THAT FOR AFTER THE MARRIAGE!!!
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Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 06:59:46 pm: This is going to be a lot of blood. The whale will eat the dick, but eventually die.
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Post by: Leo on April 24, 2007, 07:00:16 pm: BUT I NEED IT FOR AFTER THE WEDDING WITH AZ!!!
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Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 07:03:50 pm: Too bad.

*fires*
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Post by: Leo on April 24, 2007, 07:12:20 pm: *whale lunges and eats the harp*OH SNAP!!! IT ATE THE F'ING HARP!!!

*whale goes back to original spot*
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Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 07:17:16 pm: *brandishes combat knife and holds it Snake-style*

EAT THIS YOU farkING WHALE

*dives into the Whale's mouth*
Title: *bursts into RIA carrying a harpoon and covered with seaweed*
Post by: Leo on April 24, 2007, 07:19:56 pm: *whale has another hale in its mouth*That was... unexpected.

*mini-whale takes out combat knife and uzi*BE CAREFUL DAMEN, I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO MY RANDOM WEDDING CRASHER GUY! #4!! Without you, the entire wedding crash will fail.
Title: *bursts into RIA carrying a harpoon and covered with seaweed*
Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 07:21:52 pm: EAT SHIT AND DIE!

*cuts off the fin holding the uzi, and stabs the knife into the other fin*

*pulls out a stick of dynamite and holds a match inches away from the fuse*

Tell me how to kill this thing, or the whale gets it.
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Post by: Leo on April 24, 2007, 07:23:17 pm: *mini-whale opens mouth and smaller whale appears with a .50 cal*That's... odd.

*mini-mini-whale aims for Damen's eye*HE GONNA BLIND YOU, *****!
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Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 07:24:36 pm: ...

fark this

*lights dynamite and chucks it into the mini-mini-whale's mouth*

*jumps and ducks*
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Post by: dester55 on April 24, 2007, 07:25:55 pm: How'd it get my .50 cal dammit???
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Post by: Leo on April 24, 2007, 07:28:48 pm: *mini-mini-whale takes the dynamite like a man and shoots dester in the mouth*Don't talk bout me babe like that!

*whale becomes confused*Now is your chance, he might hurt himself instead of you.
Title: *bursts into RIA carrying a harpoon and covered with seaweed*
Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 07:30:56 pm: *dynamite explodes, and mini-whale dies sealing off the other whales*

...Where was I?

*takes knife, and continues through the Whale*
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Post by: Leo on April 24, 2007, 07:35:09 pm: *a leprechaun is waiting for Damen*Are you lookin' for me pot 'o gold!?

*leprechaun smiles*Well too bad, cause I ain't got none!
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Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 07:35:59 pm: A leprechaun...

I'm looking for a way to kill this beast
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Post by: Leo on April 24, 2007, 07:38:17 pm: Well, then, I'm Irish and I know all.*bar magically appears*

But you'll have to get me 'ta tell ya Irish style.*sits at bar where a whale is tending it*
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Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 07:41:04 pm: Buddy, how do you think I found out about the whale in the first place?

Right. I was so farking drunk I fell asleep in the middle of the ocean, floating away on a raft of my own barf. I'm sober now, but that can change quick.

*sits at table*
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Post by: Leo on April 24, 2007, 07:43:52 pm: Now you gotta bribe me, you idiot.*leprechaun waits while whale cleans glasses with wet towel*
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Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 07:46:07 pm: *flips you a gold coin*
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Post by: DRUNKENKING on April 24, 2007, 07:46:10 pm: VIKINGS! "Draws Broadsword and cleaves leprechaun in half"
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Post by: Leo on April 24, 2007, 07:47:08 pm: Dammit Damen, you getting stupider since I conceived you. I want some beer, now buy me some!
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Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 07:48:51 pm: *orders you a keg*
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Post by: Leo on April 24, 2007, 07:51:44 pm: Finally you farkin' idiot for a son.*leprechaun chugs entire keg and gets drunk*

Who the fark are you!? You wanna fight me!?*starts shaking fists and acting dizzy*
Title: *bursts into RIA carrying a harpoon and covered with seaweed*
Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 07:58:07 pm: *knocks down the leprechaun, severs a hand with the knife while doing so, and holds the knife against the neck*

Tell me. How do I kill this Whale. I could end you.
Title: *bursts into RIA carrying a harpoon and covered with seaweed*
Post by: Leo on April 24, 2007, 08:00:13 pm: I like cereal. Do you like me. I like you. Ask the bartender, he's a wha-*gets shot*

*bartender blows smoke off his .50 cal*Why you lookin' at me?
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Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 08:04:44 pm: fark it.

*lights another stick of dynamite and throws it into the bar*

fark, I'm still in the bar...

*jumps out the nearest window and continues to go through the Whale*
Title: *bursts into RIA carrying a harpoon and covered with seaweed*
Post by: Leo on April 24, 2007, 08:28:34 pm: *whale poops Damen out*
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Post by: Damen on April 24, 2007, 08:31:52 pm: *falls out*

You dead yet?
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Post by: Leo on April 25, 2007, 04:50:11 pm: I'm not, the whale isn't either. He looks a little uncomfortable though, I think you should give his brain a visit.
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Post by: Damen on April 25, 2007, 04:52:39 pm: *slices open the front of the head and jumps in*
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Post by: Leo on April 25, 2007, 05:02:25 pm: *head is empty, there is no brain*
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Post by: Damen on April 25, 2007, 05:19:10 pm: The fu-

*wound closes*

...
Title: *bursts into RIA carrying a harpoon and covered with seaweed*
Post by: Leo on April 25, 2007, 07:24:02 pm: *Leo appears in head*How'd this happen?
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on July 13, 2015, 08:57:41 am: some day all leo posts will awaken and coil together as a massive tentacled internet beast made of dead threads