Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Dontasemebro on October 07, 2011, 01:12:43 am
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And some people here might give this a decent effort.
Current lover is open to at least one threesome. There is a chance she'd go for it again, but not any time soon. She's promised me at least one. Current lover is super hot:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrbv8tP74O1qbkd1zo1_500.jpg)
She has a perfect body and is basically everything I want in a woman physically. She's also kind of crazy and therefore she's not my girlfriend for now. She may get a boyfriend in the near future...but...here's the issue.
I need a third for a threesome with her, she says none of her friends want me and I have a friend who would consider it BUT this friend isn't totally my type.
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v318/98/59/14100427/n14100427_31122511_828.jpg)
She's cute, but she's 6'0" (I'm only slightly taller), the first girl is like 5'4", and she has no boobs to speak of. Probably A cup, probably not exciting.
Should I take what I can get and go for a threesome while the opportunity is there, or wait for potentially the only threesome of my life to be with a hotter girl that I may or may not find later?
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All depends on how much you value your friendship with the second chick since it could totally screw it up.
But if you figure you don't have much to lose than you might as well go for it.
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All depends on how much you value your friendship with the second chick since it could totally screw it up.
But if you figure you don't have much to lose than you might as well go for it.
The friendship with the second chick is not in jeopardy at all. The "much to lose" is not getting a chance to have an even better threesome.
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pics of gf naked or gtfo
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I'll do it. Where you at?
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If there's no hurt or awkwardness involved, just do it. If you think she's "not attractive enough", then don't do it. You really shouldn't give two fucks about whether you'll get the chance again. Trying to tally up more "I'm such an amazing dude" points is fucking dumb.
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You really shouldn't give two fucks about whether you'll get the chance again.
Tase, don't be an idiot. Do it. If you have to think about it too seriously, you're not doing your penis justice.
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You really shouldn't give two fucks about whether you'll get the chance again.
Tase, don't be an idiot. Do it. If you have to think about it too seriously, you're not doing your penis justice.
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i believe this should help you out.
http://www.maxim.co.uk/realgirls/sextips/6168/how_to_have_a_threesome.html (http://www.maxim.co.uk/realgirls/sextips/6168/how_to_have_a_threesome.html)
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I guess I'll go for it.
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i believe this should help you out.
http://www.maxim.co.uk/realgirls/sextips/6168/how_to_have_a_threesome.html (http://www.maxim.co.uk/realgirls/sextips/6168/how_to_have_a_threesome.html)
Tase, listen to the man!
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Do it. Having a threesome isn't about the quality of the women(unless you're banging supermodels, but that's a different plane of sexistance entirely). Having a threesome is more about having a threesome. It's not that it feels better than normal sex or that it gets our penis off harder. It's just that it makes us feel more manly to be able to say that we was involved in a threesome in order to win nearly any argument.
The reason we aspire to have one is to tell others that we've been a part of one. No one's ever going to give us crap about that(unless we had a threesome with two fugly chicks, but even then, it was still a 3some). So do it, Tase, don't hesitate and get to threesoming... if not for you...if not for your dick....at least do it for me. Let me live vicariously through your threesomes, Tase, and remember to tape that so Blue has some masturbation material.
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just remember, leo is there with you the whole time, so dont be nervous or anything. let his creepy ghost hands guide you.
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Sex is a n expression of Love and shouldn't be mistreated. Don't do it. Besides, she's your friend, and you shouldn't add unneeded tension.
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Sex is a n expression of Love and shouldn't be mistreated.
lolwut?
Don't get me wrong, it can be. But some people just want to get stuck/their dick wet.
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Sex is a n expression of Love and shouldn't be mistreated.
lolwut?
Don't get me wrong, it can be. But some people just want to get stuck/their dick wet.
Ahem.
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Nobody is being mistreated no matter what happens. And I could be banging two gorgeous women vs one gorgeous woman and one pretty woman, but, alas, I guess you guys are right.
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Remember, tase, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Or alternatively, two doable women in your bed is worth two gorgeous models at the bar.
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So, did you do it?
Threesomes are awesome. I had my first one when I was like 15 I think (or maybe 16).
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Waiting on them two to work out their schedules and set a date.
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Waiting on them two to work out their schedules and set a date.
They want to date each other first? Weird.
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not sure if sarcasm but no set a date where they're available for us to threesome...busy nyc people
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I thought that one was your friend and you were the bridge or something.
Or did your lover get some other chick?
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Sex as an expression of love? Heh, everyone has their own preferences, but not all sex is a form of love. That is just some fairy tale notion.
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umm... i may be slightly inexperienced in the area of 3sum's but i cant image you would need to work around scheduled to manage one... hows Friday round 8? no, Friday is no good, how about sat after 4? sounds good. /done
http://grooveshark.com/s/I+Just+Had+Sex/3GfHRq?src=5 (http://grooveshark.com/s/I+Just+Had+Sex/3GfHRq?src=5)
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One has work on weekends
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Sex as an expression of love? Heh, everyone has their own preferences, but not all sex is a form of love. That is just some fairy tale notion.
Says the prude.
<_<
Sex is the ultimate joining of two people, the ultimate expression of love and the most sacred form of such. I place it as such in my religion. The Seraven Faith bans casual sex as it's meaningless.
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I am a prude but that is my personal choice. I am aware that different people have different views of sex and I accept them.
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Sex is the ultimate joining of two people, the ultimate expression of love and the most sacred form of such. I place it as such in my religion. The Seraven Faith...
wat
...bans casual sex as it's meaningless.
what does it say about cardboard cutouts of kim kardashian
I am a prude but blah blah blah blah. I am aware blah blah blah different views of sex blah blah I accept them.
[leojoke].... wait for it....
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Remember, tase, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Or alternatively, two doable women in your bed is worth two gorgeous models at the bar.
Surprisingly good advice from Leo. :v
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I am a prude but blah blah blah blah. I am aware blah blah blah different views of sex blah blah I accept them.
[leojoke].... wait for it....
[llamajoke]...what's been seen cannot be unseen...
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Sex is the ultimate joining of two people, the ultimate expression of love and the most sacred form of such. I place it as such in my religion. The Seraven Faith...
wat
...bans casual sex as it's meaningless.
what does it say about cardboard cutouts of kim kardashian
I am a prude but blah blah blah blah. I am aware blah blah blah different views of sex blah blah I accept them.
[leojoke].... wait for it....
A) That's my own line of faith, since mainline religon is bullshit, and I'll kill myself before I join Scientology.
B) Fuck you with Horse cock llamavore.
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I am a prude but blah blah blah blah. I am aware blah blah blah different views of sex blah blah I accept them.
[leojoke].... wait for it....
[llamajoke]...what's been seen cannot be unseen...
I don't get it
Sex is the ultimate joining of two people, the ultimate expression of love and the most sacred form of such. I place it as such in my religion. The Seraven Faith...
wat
...bans casual sex as it's meaningless.
what does it say about cardboard cutouts of kim kardashian
I am a prude but blah blah blah blah. I am aware blah blah blah different views of sex blah blah I accept them.
[leojoke].... wait for it....
A) That's my own line of faith, since mainline religon is oxshit, and I'll kill myself before I join Scientology.
B) Fuck you with Horse cock llamavore.
A) well I googled 'seraven religion' and got no results, so according to my religion, Googlology, your religion is falsehood propagated by alien demons from the 5th dimension of space hell.
B) against your religion I thought
C) oh is this you?
Seraven is Religon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFmmWFye-po#)
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I am a prude but blah blah blah blah. I am aware blah blah blah different views of sex blah blah I accept them.
[leojoke].... wait for it....
[llamajoke]...what's been seen cannot be unseen...
I don't get it
The joke was that I avoided the easy joke and instead throw one way over your head.
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I am a prude but blah blah blah blah. I am aware blah blah blah different views of sex blah blah I accept them.
[leojoke].... wait for it....
[llamajoke]...what's been seen cannot be unseen...
I don't get it
The joke was that I avoided the easy joke and instead throw one way over your head.
I was going to attempt a tasteless innuendo and then say the cycle is complete but just couldn't bring myself to do it.
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I am a prude but blah blah blah blah. I am aware blah blah blah different views of sex blah blah I accept them.
[leojoke].... wait for it....
[llamajoke]...what's been seen cannot be unseen...
I don't get it
The joke was that I avoided the easy joke and instead throw one way over your head.
I was going to attempt a tasteless innuendo and then say the cycle is complete but just couldn't bring myself to do it.
Just do it, llama. Do it hard.
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I am a prude but blah blah blah blah. I am aware blah blah blah different views of sex blah blah I accept them.
[leojoke].... wait for it....
[llamajoke]...what's been seen cannot be unseen...
I don't get it
The joke was that I avoided the easy joke and instead throw one way over your head.
I was going to attempt a tasteless innuendo and then say the cycle is complete but just couldn't bring myself to do it.
Just do it, llama. Do it hard.
Oh, you!
/Joke-end
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Sex is a n expression of Love and shouldn't be mistreated.
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