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Random lnsanity / RIMPAC
« on: September 14, 2014, 04:53:17 pm »

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Random lnsanity / RIA: The novel - co-write
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:40:22 pm »
The moon was especially bright that night. It was a supermoon. It cast a strong light on the landscape, dintinct shadows, and on a scale of dark to pitch black. The lone figure of a man sat in the darkest corner of the yard smoking a cigar, his eyes glinting from the glare of his tablet. As he worked on a topic for a message board, he reflected.

That summer, he realized that he believed that choice itself was earned, and not a God-given right. He wondered just what kind of an a$$hole that made him. He looked up at the moon. Upper altitude humidity gave the background sky artificial form. A jet contrail crossed over the moon at an angle, combining with light clouds to give form to a frowning eye. He could not reconcile himself with the fact that until recently he believed it was the other way around, and had spent most of his life stripping others of their power to choose.

He ashed his cigar, and then slowly balanced it on the lip of the ashtray. He placed his tablet on the foot rest, and stood up.

CON'T

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Random lnsanity / NEW RULES
« on: September 08, 2014, 06:53:00 am »
* You need to search to see if a topic has been made before before you can create the topic. Don't create the topic if its made before.

* If you post in a topic older than 30 days the topic will be locked

* No double posting or the topic will be locked

* No trolling

* No trolling (posted twice to emphasize my seriousness)

If you have any questions im going to ask the mods to suspend you

Thank you and have a good day

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Random lnsanity / CRAZY WAR COMING UP - DEFCON 3
« on: July 23, 2014, 04:51:54 pm »
I believe a visionary said on these boards recently that there would soon be a summer war.

That same visionary now says keep calm it's all gonna work out peacefully.

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Random lnsanity / Suicide Donkey
« on: July 19, 2014, 08:14:21 pm »
Farther to the south, the Israeli military also encountered a suicide donkey -- one loaded with explosives -- approaching soldiers near Rafah. The troops fired on the animal, detonating the bombs and killing the donkey Friday night. Fighting raged there Saturday with Hamas brigades shelling an armored vehicle, Hamas said.

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/07/19/world/meast/mideast-crisis/index.html?hpt=imi_c1

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Random lnsanity / COOKIE CLICKER
« on: July 18, 2014, 08:31:14 am »

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Random lnsanity / Recruitment Strategy
« on: July 16, 2014, 05:00:00 am »
In a clever departure from the past, we will try to recruit new RIA members from a previously untapped pool - the RIA itself.

I am gambling that we will get a better hit rate by trying to get the RIA to join us, and it could have the benefit of putting an end to our longstanding rift with them.

The only trouble I can foresee is that they will try a symmetrical strategy, which will nullify any gains we make.

So, if you would like to join the RIA, and are already a member of a similarly named alliance, chime in here:

http://rialliance.net/index.php?topic=49748.0

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Random lnsanity / Germany wins the World Cup
« on: July 14, 2014, 03:14:12 am »
In a hotly contested match against defensive Argentina, Germany won 1-0 in the 113th minute.

For you 'Muricans in the crowd, the World Cup is the World Series for the European baseball league.

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Random lnsanity / Prophecy
« on: July 12, 2014, 05:10:48 pm »
Wow. That last paragraph is like a prephecy about the coming war:

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Random lnsanity / They're trying to hide the TRUTH!
« on: July 11, 2014, 08:02:09 pm »
I wrote a topic on the upcoming war, where we will be the cornerstone of a future conflict, and the admins moved it! They are trying to take away our freedom of speech!

OMG I think they have tracked my IP adress! Who would knock at the door at this hour? Hang on, I just have to get the door.

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Random lnsanity / Racism
« on: July 04, 2014, 03:05:11 pm »
So I just returned from a two week business trip to South Africa. It was the third time I had visited the country, the first visit being almost 4 years ago. My impression comes down to this: it is the most racist place on Earth.

Then again, I think that there are degrees of racism, and wonder how racist that makes me myself.

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Random lnsanity / THE DONKEY WAR
« on: June 21, 2014, 03:17:00 pm »
You have all probably seen the signs of the coming war written on the wall.

For the first time ever, my warchest is ready for it. Is yours?

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Random lnsanity / This place is infested with slugs
« on: May 28, 2014, 06:51:40 pm »
I'm in the backyard again, doing my thing with a glass of scotch and a couple of kinds of smoke. It's really dark out and the stars are shining through a thin layer of medium altutude clouds. We've been having intermittent rains for the last week, and the sky only cleared just now. The ground and air are moist, and a thin dew is covering everything gradually, including this tablet.

I am a man's man. I burp and fart and yell a lot. Well, a moment ago, I reached over for my scotch, which is in a small tin cup, and in the dark, bumped the tip of my finger into a big, slimy slug. I yelped a little, but could not hold myself back from groping in the dark to find it again and flick it off. That slug really pissed me off, and took three full flicks to get it off the lawn stool it was climbing (and that held my scotch cup and portable sound system).

Th slug pissed me off because Belgium gets A LOT of rain, and there are slugs everywhere. When I take my kids to school, I often have to avoid a collosal slug or snail crossing my walkway. I avoid it because the kids are watching. These gross creatures are all over the goddamned place, and some primal territorial instinct of mine is over riding anything remotely karma-related.

Now, I am not cruel - I don't go around squishing the little fucks, but when the kids aren't watching, I flick them off the walkway with my shoe. If they are really attached to the ground they are on (no pun), and they separate into a few pieces instead of choosing to remain intact and go for a roll, then so be it. Now that's Karma, bitch.

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Random lnsanity / How DARE you?
« on: May 27, 2014, 09:15:38 am »

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Oh man, really?

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Random lnsanity / If you have had a bad experience with Kenny
« on: April 23, 2014, 03:10:29 am »
Let everyone know here. I am starting a class-action suit.

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Random lnsanity / I leaned a new word today.
« on: April 04, 2014, 03:12:36 am »
Weeaboo.


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Random lnsanity / I lost my CRAP
« on: April 03, 2014, 03:23:34 am »
Oh fuck, back to the RIA.

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