RIA Cancelled

[Buck Turgidson]

In light of recent events, the RIA has been cancelled until further notice.

Thank you for watching.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

your username makes me want to change mine to Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name

[Ogaden]

Maybe we can get RIA on Comedy Central

[elespectador]

What's this?

[Buck Turgidson]

Now I want to change my name to Turd Furgison.

[Duderonomy]

Is RIA an animal, vegetable, or mineral?

[Fake from State Jarm]

this show has gone on long enough anyway

[Buck Turgidson]

this show has gone on long enough anyway

Yeah. It started to feel like the Beachcombers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066630/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1) toward the end.

Is RIA an animal, vegetable, or mineral?

Yes. Love the DK BTW. Halloween.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even really do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

[VL]

I have this big hat. It's funny because it's, y'know, larger than a normal hat.

[cctmsp13]

Watch all your favorite RIA on the 10-DVD box set, available soon from fine retailers near you.

[Buck Turgidson]

Like Star Trek, Firefly, and The Big Lebowski before it, RIA became a cult classic after it ended. For many years after its cancellation, the 7 year series spawned regular conventions and cast reunions on every continent. Rumours that the original cast did not get along with each other were rampant, but suppressed by the commercial interests of the producer, Ogaden, and his fanatically aggressive and gay merchandizer, Hyperonic. Cartoon spinoffs were inevitable, but fortunately short-lived.

In the years that followed the disappearance of one of the most beloved characters, Arsenal, the popularity of the series swelled. The RIA found resonance with a new generation of fans, who found the series' major themes, such as spam, sexy dinosaurs, and robot overlords comforting in troubling times. The true and patient business mastermind behind the RIA, cctmsp13 successfully approached JJ Abrams to produce a high quality re-imagined trilogy, which was confusingly named 'Star Wars'. Many fans decried this move as a sell-out of the original spirit of the RIA, and established the RIA to preserve and honour the original intent. These RIAers sometimes referred to themselves as 'orthodox', but cctmsp13 just called them 'poor'.

Jake from State Farm has tried to bring the two RIAs together, and is always eager to help.

[VL]

Also there was this dude who was a cupcake and we all made suggestive jokes about his icing a lot.

[cctmsp13]

Like Star Trek, Firefly, and The Big Lebowski before it, RIA became a cult classic after it ended. For many years after its cancellation, the 7 year series spawned regular conventions and cast reunions on every continent. Rumours that the original cast did not get along with each other were rampant, but suppressed by the commercial interests of the producer, Ogaden, and his fanatically aggressive and gay merchandizer, Hyperonic. Cartoon spinoffs were inevitable, but fortunately short-lived.

In the years that followed the disappearance of one of the most beloved characters, Arsenal, the tonicularity of the series swelled. The RIA found resonance with a new generation of fans, who found the series' major themes, such as spam, sexy dinosaurs, and robot overlords comforting in troubling times. The true and patient business mastermind behind the RIA, cctmsp13 successfully approached JJ Abrams to produce a high quality re-imagined trilogy, which was confusingly named 'Star Wars'. Many fans decried this move as a sell-out of the original spirit of the RIA, and established the RIA to preserve and honour the original intent. These RIAers sometimes referred to themselves as 'orthodox', but cctmsp13 just called them 'poor'.

Jake from State Farm has tried to bring the two RIAs together, and is always eager to help.

Yes it's true, RIA, has been renamed Star Wars episode 7.

Crossguard light sabers?, I assure you, that's just the start of the random insanity.