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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Jenne on May 17, 2013, 07:07:42 pm

Title: Florida Man Provokes Knife Fight After Farting In Girlfriend's Face
Post by: Jenne on May 17, 2013, 07:07:42 pm: It's the fart game, you'll play it one day.

I'd be dead long ago if this happened all the time.
Title: Re: Florida Man Provokes Knife Fight After Farting In Girlfriend's Face
Post by: Ogaden on May 17, 2013, 07:46:25 pm: Florida is a special and magical land
Title: Re: Florida Man Provokes Knife Fight After Farting In Girlfriend's Face
Post by: kranstentistan on May 17, 2013, 09:48:12 pm: Tribetwelve is in Florida. and every child molester that just got out of prison.
Title: Re: Florida Man Provokes Knife Fight After Farting In Girlfriend's Face
Post by: kranstentistan on May 17, 2013, 09:51:33 pm: Know what's even more magical than Florida? New Jersey.
Title: Re: Florida Man Provokes Knife Fight After Farting In Girlfriend's Face
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 17, 2013, 10:54:00 pm: Quote from: kranstentistan on May 17, 2013, 09:51:33 pm
Know what's even more magical than Florida? New Jersey.

as america's penis, my home state has 3 times the mojo NJ ever had. the reason we don't have a famous reality show with our name in it is because people are scared we'll start another civil war if we get too much attention

also, face farting is a traditional floridian courting ritual. turns out the amount of knife wounds is how many children she's willing to bear you. I know this because my first 3 wives are floridian (we don't require out-of-state wives to partake, unless they want to vote too)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XyNhL3EPPjI/T91vRToFglI/AAAAAAAAC5Q/LMx1xpKetws/s1600/truestory.jpg)
Title: Re: Florida Man Provokes Knife Fight After Farting In Girlfriend's Face
Post by: kranstentistan on May 17, 2013, 11:09:41 pm: Slender man. he was born, raised and currently lives in New Jersey. so far he has started twelve global organizations dedicated to destroying the world for him, has seven cults that worship him as a god, became a German legend, became an Egyptian god, has killed 16,890 people, mentally scarred an innumerable amount of people and is the star of the hit show Marble Hornets. do you know any Floridian creepypasta monsters who are this successful?
Title: Re: Florida Man Provokes Knife Fight After Farting In Girlfriend's Face
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 17, 2013, 11:28:28 pm: Recently had a talk with a 489 year old cracker/alligator hunter/immortal shape-shifting swamp spirit who empathically manipulated dutch, swedish, and british colonists to foment the formation of new jersey.
Title: Re: Florida Man Provokes Knife Fight After Farting In Girlfriend's Face
Post by: kranstentistan on May 17, 2013, 11:57:34 pm: Unsolved Conspiracies Se1 Ep00 [Pilot] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emfasBBxQWk#ws)

Some swamp spirit you say?
Title: Re: Florida Man Provokes Knife Fight After Farting In Girlfriend's Face
Post by: Jenne on May 18, 2013, 07:55:06 am: Quote from: kranstentistan on May 17, 2013, 09:51:33 pm
Know what's even more magical than Florida? New Jersey.

NJ is a special place, for sure. It's like watching the nature channel special on douchbagery. There are many species of douchebag indigenous to NJ, and none of them can fucking drive.