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Title: I broke a chick's hymen without her taking off her pants
Post by: Kiss Goodbye on August 06, 2007, 01:55:56 pm: BANANAS

B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
Title: I broke a chick's hymen without her taking off her pants
Post by: Twilight Master Neo on August 06, 2007, 02:23:17 pm: And then you woke up?
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Post by: Kiss Goodbye on August 06, 2007, 06:43:46 pm: If only, friend, if only.
Title: I broke a chick's hymen without her taking off her pants
Post by: —- on August 06, 2007, 08:53:33 pm: Quote from: Kiss Goodbye
BANANAS

B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

O_____O

Now I have that song stuck in my head, thanks
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Post by: Kiss Goodbye on August 06, 2007, 09:13:32 pm: That was the plan. Your own fault for taking the bait
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on August 06, 2007, 09:35:25 pm: It's possible...

You just kick them really hard
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Post by: ZPO4O on August 06, 2007, 10:19:04 pm: yeah its not uncommon for it to break without any sort of sexual contact.

a few sports tend to do the trick some time...iv heard that a few swimmers in jr high and high school end up breaking theirs from the swimming.
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on August 06, 2007, 10:22:41 pm: any contact sport too, like soccer

probably with all the pressure in the lower abdomen, from the bumps and the fact that when swimming/whatever did the trick probably put alot of strain on it
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Post by: Castille on August 06, 2007, 11:11:45 pm: y are u people discussing this?
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Post by: Fortress on August 06, 2007, 11:32:49 pm: lol haven't you figured it out yet? People here are insane.
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Post by: Ganon5 on August 06, 2007, 11:51:08 pm: Horse riding
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Post by: Castille on August 07, 2007, 12:22:16 am: this is a weird conversation
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Post by: Castille on August 07, 2007, 12:22:29 am: and gross
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Post by: ZPO4O on August 07, 2007, 05:53:10 am: Ok then...new topic...

Guys, if you got a leach on your taint, would you leave it there as a trophy? Or would you try to be rid of it as soon as you can?

Discuss!
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Post by: Kiss Goodbye on August 07, 2007, 06:38:01 am: You mean a girlfriend who knows her job? Definitely leave her there.
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Post by: Twilight Master Neo on August 07, 2007, 07:16:56 am: I would take it off <_<
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Post by: Castille on August 07, 2007, 11:39:14 am: what does that mean?
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Post by: Kiss Goodbye on August 07, 2007, 11:54:39 am: I don't know. This was meant to be an innocent lyrics trap topic. Look what it's turned into!

...I love you guys.
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Post by: Castille on August 07, 2007, 12:16:51 pm: Quote from: ZPO4O
Ok then...new topic...

Guys, if you got a leach on your taint, would you leave it there as a trophy? Or would you try to be rid of it as soon as you can?

Discuss!
no this what does this mean?
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Post by: Kiss Goodbye on August 07, 2007, 12:21:17 pm: 'taint the balls, and 'taint the pooper! You can figure out the rest, I'm sure.
Title: I broke a chick's hymen without her taking off her pants
Post by: evil greg guy on August 07, 2007, 12:21:30 pm: ill transl;ate to what I got out of it.

if you had a bloodsucker on your cock, would you leave it there, or get it the fuck off
Title: I broke a chick's hymen without her taking off her pants
Post by: ZPO4O on August 07, 2007, 02:46:13 pm: taint is a word for the skin between your legs, your balls, and your ass.

<_<

If you had a leach there, would you be all manly and leave it as a trophy? or would you be a girl and kill it/take it off?
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on August 07, 2007, 04:59:15 pm: Quote from: ZPO4O
taint is a word for the skin between your legs, your balls, and your ass.

<_<

If you had a leach there, would you be all manly and leave it as a trophy? or would you be a girl and kill it/take it off?

Wouldn't really know it's a leech till you looked in the mirror, or put your face in your crotch, so I'd probably tear the little tyke out, not realizing till blood spurts everywhere that it was a leech. If I could stick my face in my crotch... well... *cough*

Quote from: evil greg guy
ill transl;ate to what I got out of it.

if you had a bloodsucker on your cock, would you leave it there, or get it the fuck off

Now, this is an entirely different situation. A taint is a taint, but a cock is way off. There is only one way to solve THAT problem--while he's all over your man scepter, you just achieve your maximum potential, and let him explode due to the influx of blood.

BOOM!

But now you have a nice little hole in your cock, with blood pouring out... But that doesnt matter, because you're a REAL man!
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Post by: IYIyTh on August 07, 2007, 09:16:20 pm: Quote from: Commisar Gaunt
Quote from: ZPO4O
taint is a word for the skin between your legs, your balls, and your ass.

<_<

If you had a leach there, would you be all manly and leave it as a trophy? or would you be a girl and kill it/take it off?

Wouldn't really know it's a leech till you looked in the mirror, or put your face in your crotch, so I'd probably tear the little tyke out, not realizing till blood spurts everywhere that it was a leech. If I could stick my face in my crotch... well... *cough*

Quote from: evil greg guy
ill transl;ate to what I got out of it.

if you had a bloodsucker on your cock, would you leave it there, or get it the fuck off

Now, this is an entirely different situation. A taint is a taint, but a cock is way off. There is only one way to solve THAT problem--while he's all over your man scepter, you just achieve your maximum potential, and let him explode due to the influx of blood.

BOOM!

But now you have a nice little hole in your cock, with blood pouring out... But that doesnt matter, because you're a REAL man!
Headed to a REAL emergency room!
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Post by: Crunka on August 07, 2007, 09:26:22 pm: with REAL wang bleeding!
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Post by: Jukers on August 07, 2007, 09:30:48 pm: *is glad she's a girl*
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on August 07, 2007, 09:32:27 pm: nope, in this hypothetical situation, the leech would be all up ons... or ins I mean
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Post by: Jukers on August 07, 2007, 09:33:43 pm: Quote from: Commisar Gaunt
nope, in this hypothetical situation, the leech would be all up ons... or ins I mean

Hypothetically speaking, I would know NOT to allow a leech in there....
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on August 07, 2007, 09:36:52 pm: what if, hypothetically, since you're drugged up, it's already happened??
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Post by: Jukers on August 07, 2007, 09:38:14 pm: Quote from: Commisar Gaunt
what if, hypothetically, since you're drugged up, it's already happened??

Then hypothetically, while you're down there...
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Post by: Castille on August 07, 2007, 09:51:44 pm: is that seriosuly what this convo is about?? it seems dumb to leave it
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on August 07, 2007, 10:01:31 pm: Quote from: Castille
is that seriosuly what this convo is about?? it seems dumb to leave it

What kind of a monster ARE you???
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Post by: Castille on August 07, 2007, 10:12:28 pm: one who isnt dumb enough to leave a leach on any part of the body?
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on August 07, 2007, 10:33:19 pm
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Post by: Castille on August 07, 2007, 10:46:34 pm: *walks out of room*
...
*walks back in with a mysterious box*
*walks up to gaunt and shows him box*
the box has a label on it that read "reality"
i say- "heres some reality now please get a grip on it"
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on August 07, 2007, 11:14:58 pm: pwnt
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Post by: A Generic Noob on August 07, 2007, 11:16:14 pm: PICS NAO or hymen don't exist.
Title: I broke a chick's hymen without her taking off her pants
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on August 07, 2007, 11:17:07 pm: yeah, pics or GTFO!!!

jump on the pics bandwagon!
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Post by: ZPO4O on August 07, 2007, 11:17:45 pm: Ok fine, new subject.

the effects of moth on shyox.

<_<

I say moth makes shy feel all giddy like a little school girl...what do you say?
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on August 07, 2007, 11:18:29 pm: how little of a school girl are we talking about here?

the smaller, the more giddy
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Post by: ZPO4O on August 07, 2007, 11:19:43 pm: were talkin about 3'10'' to 4'2''
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Post by: Castille on August 08, 2007, 08:44:05 pm: lol i have a question
how many of the guys in this alliance would go gay for moth?
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Post by: Ganon5 on August 08, 2007, 08:46:13 pm: No offense to moth... but I don't think so
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Post by: Castille on August 08, 2007, 08:47:11 pm: lol hes always a hot topic that usually implies obsession of some kind
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on August 08, 2007, 08:50:54 pm: sorry moth... but... no.... *tear*
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Post by: Castille on August 08, 2007, 09:58:18 pm: lol i dont believe any of u
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on August 08, 2007, 10:43:22 pm: this might go along with the topic
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Post by: ZPO4O on August 08, 2007, 10:53:50 pm: That does NOT go along with the topic!!!
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Post by: Castille on August 08, 2007, 10:57:06 pm: lol how would that go along with the topic?
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on August 08, 2007, 10:59:42 pm: I bet you all like this:

Or perhaps a little snail lovin':

Or maybe you like doing it for other people:

Or perhaps just turned on by giant fruit:
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Post by: Castille on August 09, 2007, 12:04:09 am: <_< how many times a day do u
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Post by: Pinwheel on August 09, 2007, 12:11:48 am: Usually, 1, recently less than that....
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Post by: The Immortal Panic on August 09, 2007, 12:15:40 am: usually...one, TWO if I just had the nasty old, "we started up, got going and then she left me wanting" move thrown on me.

Keeps me calm =)
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Post by: Kaiser on August 09, 2007, 12:20:50 am: Usually once ever 2 or 3 days.
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Post by: —- on August 09, 2007, 12:29:43 am: Quote from: Kiss Goodbye
That was the plan. Your own fault for taking the bait

So not cool
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Post by: slickynickx on August 09, 2007, 12:55:38 am: Quote from: Jukers
*is glad she's a girl*

ok for the girls if u had a quarter up ur snatch wud u dig in or jump up and down till it falls our

ANSWERS!
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Post by: A Generic Noob on August 09, 2007, 02:10:15 am: Still waiting for the hymen pics...
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on August 09, 2007, 12:45:15 pm: Quote from: slickynickx
Quote from: Jukers
*is glad she's a girl*

ok for the girls if u had a quarter up ur snatch wud u dig in or jump up and down till it falls our

ANSWERS!

just... no
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Post by: Twilight Master Neo on August 09, 2007, 02:26:34 pm: Quote from: Commisar Gaunt
I bet you all like this:

Or perhaps a little snail lovin':

Or maybe you like doing it for other people:

Or perhaps just turned on by giant fruit:

XFD
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Post by: Castille on August 09, 2007, 07:41:20 pm: Quote from: Pinwheel
Usually, 1, recently less than that....

i dont believe u unless u have a gf who puts out A LOT or u are to busy

Quote from: The Immortal Panic
usually...one, TWO if I just had the nasty old, "we started up, got going and then she left me wanting" move thrown on me.

Keeps me calm =)

lol there is nothing wring with that guys can get horny from a kiss and thats there fault a kiss doesnt equal any form of penis contact but at elast ur honest

Quote from: Kaiser
Usually once ever 2 or 3 days.
lol i believe u very much

Quote from: slickynickx
Quote from: Jukers
*is glad she's a girl*

ok for the girls if u had a quarter up ur snatch wud u dig in or jump up and down till it falls our

ANSWERS!
this is like the most fucked up question ever
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Post by: A Generic Noob on August 11, 2007, 07:35:20 am: o_o
I read this topic again.
I was bored.
Google Images + 'Hymen'

@_@
WHY MUST I DO THESE THINGS TO MYSELF!?
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Post by: xristosx on August 11, 2007, 07:53:07 am: Quote
Quote from: slickynickx
Quote from: Jukers
*is glad she's a girl*

ok for the girls if u had a quarter up ur snatch wud u dig in or jump up and down till it falls our

ANSWERS!
this is like the most fucked up question ever

LOL just lol....
you could use a
to get it lol
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Post by: Castille on August 12, 2007, 11:36:22 pm: <_<

>_>

*slowly backs away*
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Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 13, 2007, 09:50:01 pm: Actually, I'm with Castille on this one. *Slides out of topic on forehead*
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Post by: xristosx on August 14, 2007, 01:11:57 am: Quote from: Castille
<_<

>_>

*slowly backs away*

yeah that was too far i just wanted to use picture for something
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Post by: A Generic Noob on August 14, 2007, 01:17:22 am: Chopsticks.

Even though I'm not a girl...
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Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 14, 2007, 06:57:49 am: Quote from: xristosx
Quote from: Castille
<_<

>_>

*slowly backs away*

yeah that was too far i just wanted to use picture for something

Oh. In that case... *Slides back into topic on forehead*