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Random lnsanity / Pay your final respects to /b/.
« on: June 19, 2008, 06:42:27 pm »Quote from: Dr. Gregory House
Quote from: Dr. Gregory HouseDidn't they post kiddy porn?
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Random lnsanity / Bad news. Without IRC, I've had to resort to going to /b/ again.
« on: June 19, 2008, 06:40:00 pm »
HAAAAAAAAAAALP
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Random lnsanity / I want this on a t-shirt
« on: June 15, 2008, 02:04:41 pm »Quote from: llamavore
^ makes more sense now
i no rite
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Random lnsanity / Okay, WTF is up wit dis IRC ting
« on: June 15, 2008, 01:13:32 am »
So I restarted my shit 2003 Gateway laptop yesterday and left. Came back today and tried to get onto coldfront using mIRC. It couldn't connect. I go online and use a crappy Java-based client. Doesn't work. I download Icechat. Doesn't work. I hikack my neighbor's internet and try all of those things again, and it still doesn't work. What the fuck is going on?
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Random lnsanity / Join the Holy Order of Whaledickology!
« on: April 21, 2008, 08:33:24 pm »
Also we need friars and ministers and shit. We have High Priests.
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Random lnsanity / Join the Holy Order of Whaledickology!
« on: April 21, 2008, 08:31:23 pm »
You want whale pussy?
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Random lnsanity / Join the Holy Order of Whaledickology!
« on: April 21, 2008, 08:28:49 pm »
Hmm.
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Random lnsanity / Join the Holy Order of Whaledickology!
« on: April 21, 2008, 08:21:05 pm »
Also, our slogan is "Whaledickology. Are you ready for the Second Cumming?"
I'll make some banners. >_>
I'll make some banners. >_>
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Random lnsanity / Join the Holy Order of Whaledickology!
« on: April 21, 2008, 08:14:36 pm »
The Holy Order of Whaledickology needs you to help spread the good word! Join us and discuss the sacred teachings of thatperson, our messiah.
Talk with us at #whaledickology on synIRC.
Talk with us at #whaledickology on synIRC.
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Random lnsanity / I'M GETTING MARRIED
« on: April 21, 2008, 04:24:30 pm »Quote from: Loren
Invite me! Invite me!
<_< >_>
Just bring cake.
Or cocks, whichever.
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Random lnsanity / I'M GETTING MARRIED
« on: April 21, 2008, 09:59:27 am »
You can come.
BRING GIFTS.
BRING GIFTS.
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Random lnsanity / I'M GETTING MARRIED
« on: April 21, 2008, 01:01:37 am »
We'll be so happy together.
The marriage will take place on the channel #awesome on synIRC on an undetermined date. There will be cake.
My ring:
The marriage will take place on the channel #awesome on synIRC on an undetermined date. There will be cake.
My ring:
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Random lnsanity / Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
« on: April 20, 2008, 10:57:38 pm »
C-zom and I started this in a channel that stemmed from #RIA and went from there in a query.
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Session Start: Sun Apr 20 20:01:30 2008
Session Ident: C-zom
01[20:01] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I want your body
[20:01] <C-zom> That'll be $20.
01[20:01] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> How about...
01[20:02] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Twenty Zimbabwe dollars
01[20:02] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> >_>
[20:02] <C-zom> Whhooaaa
[20:02] <C-zom> Deal.
01[20:02] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Kickass
01[20:02] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> How much for a thigh?
01[20:02] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Left thigh
[20:03] <C-zom> $5, not counting the cost of skin replacements and blood replacements. Cutting off a leg doesn't come cheap!
01[20:03] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Shits
01[20:03] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> So that's like a total of what, $11?
01[20:03] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> NOT EVEN COUNTING BBQ SAUCE
01[20:03] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> You're one expensive bitch
[20:03] <C-zom> What? Its $4.
01[20:03] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Aw shits
[20:04] <C-zom> I'll just peel the skin off you.
01[20:04] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> And use it as sauce?
[20:04] <C-zom> Hell yes.
01[20:04] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Do you have a blender?
01[20:04] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> For sauceification?
[20:05] <C-zom> Just use your teeth.
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Fuck
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Uh
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I borrow yours?
[20:05] <C-zom> That'll cost ya.
[20:05] <C-zom> These golden teeth don't come cheap man.
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> How fucking much?
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Damn
[20:05] <C-zom> It'll be... 25 cents. I know, I know. Don't freak.
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> SHITS
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> SHITS TO DA MAX
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Fuck
01[20:06] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I rape them off of you for less?
01[20:06] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Like, maybe seven grapes?
01[20:06] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I think I can afford that
01[20:06] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Is that okay?
[20:07] <C-zom> Make it seven grapes and an atom bomb and we don't have a deal.
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Damn
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> What
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Hmmmm
[20:07] <C-zom> wat
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> What if the bomb had...
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Ricotta cheese bowls on it?
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I'd glue them on
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> with napalm
01[20:08] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Really
[20:08] <C-zom> You've got yourself a deal.
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Sweet
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Wait a minute
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> What about the service plan for the molars
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I can't fucking pay that
[20:09] <C-zom> Super glue man.
[20:09] <C-zom> Super glue./
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Will you give it to me?
[20:09] <C-zom> Get your own glue!
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> AAAh
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I use...
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> hmmm
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> cum?
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Not my own
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> of course
[20:10] <C-zom> If you can find Bill Clinton, we're in.
[20:10] <C-zom> <_<
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Find him?
[20:10] <C-zom> Ohhh crap
01[20:10] <BillClinton> I AM him!
01[20:10] <BillClinton> What
01[20:10] <BillClinton> What "ohhh crap"
01[20:12] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> WHAT
01[20:12] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> IS YOUR THIGH IMPURE
[20:12] <C-zom> MAYBE
01[20:12] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> DAMMIT
01[20:12] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I WILL SUCK OUT THE BAD MOJO
01[20:13] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can you get me a tracheotomy device to suck it out?
01[20:14] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I'll bring my own tubes and everything
[20:14] <C-zom> Hell no!
01[20:14] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Shits
01[20:14] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I can't have impure thigh
[20:14] <C-zom> IT'LL DO
01[20:14] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I'll have to use my PSP as a fulcrum and work from there
01[20:15] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I think that'll leverage it enough
[20:15] <C-zom> IT BETTER
01[20:16] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:16] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:16] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Wait wait wait
[20:16] <C-zom> wat wat wat
01[20:16] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Have you ever touched a chimp
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Please tell me you've never touched a chimp
[20:17] <C-zom> ...Maybe...
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> NO
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> NOOO
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Dammit
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I have to factor in the Arkeban function now
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> The chimp might have given you AIDS
01[20:18] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> And AIDS and BBQ sauce together give me gas
01[20:18] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> That's no good
01[20:18] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can you supply me with a lock of pubic hair
01[20:18] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> from whoever
01[20:18] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> doesn't have to be you
06[20:19] * C-zom hands you a bag
[20:19] <C-zom> Don't ask where it came from.
06[20:19] * ShadowAddict[RIA] eats the bag
01[20:19] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Oh, yeah
01[20:19] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> this is the good shit
01[20:19] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Okay, we're good
01[20:20] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Hey
01[20:20] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Hey
[20:20] <C-zom> wat
01[20:21] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Are you a dragon
[20:21] <C-zom> Nope.
01[20:21] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Crap
01[20:22] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I have one of your toes then?
[20:22] <C-zom> Which one would you prefer?
01[20:22] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Hmm
01[20:23] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Which one is virgin born?
[20:23] <C-zom> The seventh one.
01[20:23] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Left, right, or middle
01[20:23] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> or negative
[20:23] <C-zom> Yes.
01[20:23] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Got it
01[20:23] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I have that one?
[20:24] <C-zom> No.
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Aw, fuck you
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Which one can I have?
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Is one of them named Alfredo?
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> That can work too
[20:24] <C-zom> Yes. You can have Alf.
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:25] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Now, is your thigh made of pure darkness energy from Hell?
[20:26] <C-zom> Of course.
01[20:26] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Do I have to pay extra for that?
[20:26] <C-zom> The demons that may or may not come out run you $100 a tonic.
01[20:27] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> ARE YOU FUCKING WITH MY DICK?
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> ARE YOU?
[20:28] <C-zom> YES
[20:28] <C-zom> DEAL WITH IT
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> OH SHIT
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Okay
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Calm down
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Okay
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I purchase on of those spectral-fuck-o-meters like in Ghostbusters from you?
01[20:29] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> *one
01[20:29] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Or are you gonna supply it?
[20:29] <C-zom> I'll supply.
01[20:29] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:29] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:29] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Is that covered under the warranty?
[20:29] <C-zom> Maybe.
[20:30] <C-zom> Maybe not.
[20:30] <C-zom> Maybe I'm insane.
01[20:30] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Hm
01[20:30] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> How do I know?
01[20:30] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I follow the blueberry path?
[20:30] <C-zom> Careful. They might get hungry.
01[20:31] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I know the risks
[20:31] <C-zom> You'll need this.
01[20:31] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Will I have to buy the machete seperately?
06[20:31] * C-zom hands you napalm rabbits
06[20:32] * ShadowAddict[RIA] sticks them in his anus for later usage
01[20:32] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Thank you
01[20:32] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> The blueberries are fucking dead already
01[20:33] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I can feel it
[20:33] <C-zom> Rabbit sees blueberry, rabbit gets into the bush, then BLAM rabbit explodes.
[20:33] <C-zom> Sort of like sex.
01[20:33] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> But what if the rabbit can't burrow to detonation depth?
01[20:33] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Then I'm in deep shit, huh?
[20:35] <C-zom> Yes. Which is where the all purpose figure eight ball helps.
01[20:35] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> But do you give me that?
01[20:35] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> And where the fuck do I put it?
01[20:35] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I mean, my appendix is still holding that revolver
[20:36] <C-zom> Eyes man
01[20:37] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Oh, no way
01[20:37] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> My eyes are still stretched out from the pancake fiasco
[20:39] <C-zom> I remember that.
[20:40] <C-zom> Vietnam... all those pancakes...
01[20:40] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Goddamnit, I miss Joe still today
01[20:40] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Belgian waffles were not practical enough
[20:41] <C-zom> Agreed.
01[20:41] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Yeah
01[20:41] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> What kind of mileage can I expect out this thigh?
[20:41] <C-zom> 100 mils
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Fuck
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> That's good
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> That's real good
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> What if I drizzle BBQ sauce on?
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Same deal?
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> 100?
[20:44] <C-zom> 101
[20:44] <C-zom> -2
01[20:44] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> hmmm
01[20:44] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Is there coverage for imaginary numbers?
01[20:48] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> There better be
[20:49] <C-zom> Maybe.
01[20:49] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Because I got an arm from this speed freak?
01[20:49] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> We hit root negative one?
01[20:49] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> The thing freaks out and cuts my hand off before I can put steak sauce on it
01[20:50] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Ever happened to you?
[20:52] <C-zom> Happened when I went to Russia once.
[20:52] <C-zom> I don't recommend getting cheese from the moon either.
[20:53] <C-zom> I must be off. Until next time, Addict.
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Random lnsanity / #RIA on IRC
« on: April 20, 2008, 07:52:25 pm »
Because we'd destroy the channel?
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Random lnsanity / Who really talks like this?
« on: April 19, 2008, 12:26:31 pm »Quote from: DrunkWino
Watch that vid all the way through. Then, when the list of other related videos comes up, watch the Delta one.
XD
We loves us some flying and it be showin like a mother fucker.
Best video I've seen all day.
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Random lnsanity / Iron and Oil looking for Gems and Coal
« on: July 31, 2007, 01:57:08 am »
Anybody interested?
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