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Re: Free Verse Poetry Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2013, 09:06:23 am »
I have a wart on my butt
Thankful it's not on my nut
Could I be more gross?
Only by popping its puss

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Re: Free Verse Poetry Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2013, 01:41:51 pm »
An album cover
is anal bum cover
And therapists
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Re: Free Verse Poetry Thread
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2013, 11:00:56 am »
Oh no, it's Tevron
I know this game
from NpO's forums
it's all quite the same

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Re: Free Verse Poetry Thread
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2013, 03:46:54 pm »
I hate inside jokes
They really piss me off
I just want to smoke
And maybe jerk off

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Re: Free Verse Poetry Thread
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2013, 10:13:22 am »
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Re: Free Verse Poetry Thread
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2013, 01:44:31 pm »
Oh my,
I'm high,
Don't know why,
I want fries.

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Re: Free Verse Poetry Thread
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2013, 02:22:24 pm »
There once was a man from Boston
Who used to drive an old Datsun
He had room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em


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Re: Free Verse Poetry Thread
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2013, 03:24:08 am »
Wow I don't even know what to say
But I am gonna make you pay
How about we go toe to toe
A rap battle heavy and low

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Re: Free Verse Poetry Thread
« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2013, 08:27:56 am »
There in lightless predilection
awaits nostalgic winter
stinking of fat from sacrifices past
dreaming of autumn's embrace


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Re: Free Verse Poetry Thread
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2013, 07:48:13 pm »
Bleak you sad creature
You have failed your goal
go back into the wilderness
the spam thread's mine

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Re: Free Verse Poetry Thread
« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2013, 11:27:03 am »
There ain't no thang
Robots takin' over
They getting your wang
Yeah man
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Re: Free Verse Poetry Thread
« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2013, 10:08:41 pm »
as the rain makes rain
why don't you hate
on the things you see
there is no point to this poem.

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Re: Free Verse Poetry Thread
« Reply #32 on: May 02, 2013, 11:06:24 am »
I'm not one for poetry
But why not give a try
I'm not the worst to be
Just a simple guy
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Re: Free Verse Poetry Thread
« Reply #33 on: May 02, 2013, 08:51:20 pm »
I'm so fly i fly
if swag got bettah it could fly
everybodeh fly!
before my vary eyes.

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Re: Free Verse Poetry Thread
« Reply #34 on: May 13, 2013, 09:19:14 am »
Windswept hangover
Desert gravel in my stomach
Need this day to be over

Eyes bulging, mouth dry, mind racing
Cold sweat, heart skips, poor pacing.

Fuck you, Jack Daniels.


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Re: Free Verse Poetry Thread
« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2013, 04:27:42 pm »
Shaquille O'Neal? NO DEAL!
I'm the greatest rapper you've ever seen in your life
I've been busting studios since i was five
oh no! I'm out of lines!

 


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