Author Topic: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation (Read 121479 times)

Hombre de Murcielago · « **Reply #1300 on:** November 06, 2010, 04:18:32 pm »

Granted, but you are killed so government scientist can autopsy you.

I wish I were hungry

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1301 on:** November 06, 2010, 06:41:07 pm »

Granted. You're on Mars. The effects of being on a low oxygen planet with no liquid water or food mean I need little thinking.

I wish I was the second most handsome man alive.

ARC Captain · « **Reply #1302 on:** November 08, 2010, 11:34:26 am »

granted, but all womenz were intimidated, and you die lonely

I wish I could find a job

forbidden · « **Reply #1303 on:** November 08, 2010, 06:04:04 pm »

Granted but once you find one ur fired for sexual harassment.
I wish for supernatural powers

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1304 on:** November 08, 2010, 06:46:16 pm »

Granted, then god kills you.

I wish I was irresistable to the female human.

Ogaden · « **Reply #1305 on:** November 08, 2010, 07:48:28 pm »

Granted, they go mental with jealously and kill you and each other

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1306 on:** November 08, 2010, 09:33:43 pm »

Since there is no wish:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/Airhammer/Women%20of%20Wrestling/Diva%20Halloween/08-Mickie2.jpg

The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

I wish I could fuck a hot woman.

forbidden · « **Reply #1307 on:** November 09, 2010, 08:37:07 pm »

Granted. But she gives u a STD.

I wish for 6 million dollars in aid once I have some open slots

ARC Captain · « **Reply #1308 on:** November 09, 2010, 09:12:49 pm »

granted, but you have to give out 600 techz for it

I wish for... I honestly don't know, surprise me

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1309 on:** November 09, 2010, 09:52:30 pm »

A random city bus runs you over. In your house. In the country.

I wish I could fuck the girl in the last picture I posted.

Electric Mango · « **Reply #1310 on:** November 10, 2010, 07:53:00 am »

Granted, but we all know the only way it was possible is because you raped her. Which is ironically what will be happening to you for the next 30 years to life.

I wish I could find a .gif even more amazing then the one I have now.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1311 on:** November 10, 2010, 02:25:09 pm »

Not happening. Just not happening.

I wish I could sleep with a porn star nightly. A female pornstar of course.

ARC Captain · « **Reply #1312 on:** November 10, 2010, 05:08:51 pm »

granted, but you collect all of them STDs

I wish I didn't get run over by a bus

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1313 on:** November 10, 2010, 08:52:59 pm »

Granted, you get run over by a 747.

I wish I could marry a supermodel.

Hombre de Murcielago · « **Reply #1314 on:** November 11, 2010, 01:03:32 am »

Granted, but once you are married she stops putting out.

I wish I had more beer.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1315 on:** November 11, 2010, 02:37:17 pm »

Granted.
*secretly pissed in your empty beer bottles and recapped them*

Hombre de Murcielago · « **Reply #1316 on:** November 11, 2010, 07:42:05 pm »

I wish I played pro sports.

forbidden · « **Reply #1317 on:** November 11, 2010, 08:08:33 pm »

Granted but you are killed by a crazy fan who wants to have plastic surgery to look like you and steal your identity.

I wish for a genie

Electric Mango · « **Reply #1318 on:** November 11, 2010, 10:01:51 pm »

Granted, but your genie is a chick with PMS and she makes every wish miserable for you no matter what you wish for!

I wish for herpes!

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1319 on:** November 13, 2010, 09:38:21 am »

Granted, you get a new incurable strain of Herpes. And it's fast acting and terminal.

I wish I was a sexy genie

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