Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: KingRanter on June 20, 2009, 07:19:10 pm
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So zblewski got a friend request from this girl he didn't know, and they got in an argument because she's a dumbass. I decided i wanted in on this, so i added her, and i started a fight myself. This is how it went down so far.
Thomas Decosse
Merry Month o' June 14 roundabouts 12:12 in the mornin'
o hai, do i know you?
Katie Redwood
Merry Month o' June 14 roundabouts 8:05 in the evenin'
idk you added me..
Thomas Decosse
Merry Month o' June 14 roundabouts 10:24 in the evenin'
Do you like beavers?
Katie Redwood
Merry Month o' June 15 roundabouts 10:02 in the mornin'
no..
Thomas Decosse
Merry Month o' June 15 roundabouts 4:24 in the evenin'
I though all you fancy bitches were bi?
Katie Redwood
Merry Month o' June 16 roundabouts 2:34 in the evenin'
LMAO.
k so like, you add people and be retarded like this?
clearly you dont know who i am.
which makes you pretty pathetic.
get a life.
Thomas Decosse
Merry Month o' June 16 roundabouts 6:46 in the evenin'
Tell that to Mike Bleskie, you dumb whore.
Thomas Decosse
Merry Month o' June 19 roundabouts 4:02 in the evenin'
you seem dumb-struck
Katie Redwood
T'day upon the hour of 5:26 in the evenin'
who the hell are you lol
Thomas Decosse
T'day upon the hour of 5:31 in the evenin'
I'm the guy that your mother sneaks out of the house to see every Thursday evening
Katie Redwood
T'day upon the hour of 5:37 in the evenin'
wow fuck you get two claps for that come back lol so WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU :] is that question clear yet
Fetchin'
Thomas Decosse
T'day upon the hour of 5:40 in the evenin'
Fuck you, I'm a dragon!
Katie Redwood
T'day upon the hour of 5:50 in the evenin'
urrrr fucckkkked man, go waste ur fuckin time on someone else dude
Thomas Decosse
T'day upon the hour of 6:00 in the evenin'
So I hear you're a "straight A student with scholarships coming out of [your] ass"
Katie Redwood
T'day upon the hour of 6:20 in the evenin'
alright Mr. Dragon Tales. let me get this striaght. you either creeped on your little homosexual partner and read his sweet inboxes from me or he's spreading the fuckin word about himself. So you can fuck right off, eat up all of my scholarships, and then you can fuck right off again :] Tell mike to forward the message to you cuz i really dont feel like repeating myself. the same applies to you chum. so once again fuck right off or just go and fuck bleskie. got it?
Thomas Decosse
T'day upon the hour of 6:37 in the evenin'
wow, gay jokes, i can tell that you're a straight A student. Dragon tales, I have no idea what that means, but I'm sure it was meant to be insulting. Now, I don't really understand, what message do you want mike to forward to me that I haven't seen already? do you mean this one to him? I would understand if that was the case because your stupid little blonde head couldn't comprehend who you were talking to halfway through your rant.
And don't call me chum, chum. It goes unappreciated.
Katie Redwood
T'day upon the hour of 7:05 in the evenin'
dont worry CHUM i didnt forget who i was talking to. and do you really want to continue this cute little facebook battle cuz i always get the last word. though you'll probably be monitering your computer for my next response while you and mike jack each other off and giggle about it, i got shit to do so our battle has to take a party break, not that you know anything about partying. just a fucking heads up. got that? k good. and about the message mike should forward to you, along with it should be for you too to once again FUCK RIGHT OFF AND THEN GO FUCK YOURSELVES. got that one too? k cool you fucking flaming homosexual bitch! :]
Thomas Decosse
T'day upon the hour of 7:27 in the evenin'
the gay jokes, always with the gay jokes, you should understand that they're very ineffective. And again, there's no message for mike to forward to me, you seem to be stuck on that false fact.
And i'm running out of things to say because you've said so much and yet so little. maybe expand your vocabulary a bit or something. Maybe you'll learn a new word while you're drinking with your asshat friends.
Katie Redwood
T'day upon the hour of 8:08 in the evenin'
im surprized to hear that youve already run out of things to say so early in the battle soldier. another heads up and be lucky im giving you so many heads ups, dont fucking start about my "asshat" friends. im not sure who you think you fuckin are but let me give you a reality check. DONT fuck with me or my firends got that one too? oh and did i mention yet that you should FUCK RIGHT OFF. oh wait i did but your still wasting ur time fucking bleskie over there. im surprized you have any free hands chum. one last thing. honestly, why are you wasting ur time arguing with someone you dont know over facebook inboxes? hmmmm how old are ya bud. give up fuck lol PS. bleskie might get jealous that ur talking to a girl so go finish him off . paaaaaccceee chum
Thomas Decosse
T'day upon the hour of 8:18 in the evenin'
"heads up", "got that?", "Fuck right off", gay jokes, and hypocrisy. that's all i'm getting from anything you're saying. I see a lot of words, but I'm not reading very much. and i can say anything I want about your faggot friends while you say shit about mine. oh, and heads up, you're gay, got that? fuck right off. =D
i'll keep posting these, and i want input on how to make this funnier.
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paaaaaccceee chum
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her newest reply
hypocrisy eh? you dont even fucking know me badzzz. if thats all ur getting from what im saying, then why arent you fuckin listening by now dude. fuck i wonder why i keep saying it. maybe you actually should fuck off!!! OMG how about that bitch. got it yet? just checking if you caught my message yet. again fuck off. btw you never answered my question...scroll up and read it bitch dont ask what it is chum. paaaaceee go mix urself a drink while ur doin it..fuckin at least be doing something on a saturday night besides fuckin blesk and inboxing..seriously try it
I swear to god, i'm fuckin' speechless. I honestly have no idea how to respond to this drabble.
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Funny, I was just slumming around facebook for old cumdumpsters too.
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nevermind, i wasn't that speechless. I came up with somethin
.... *cough*
you've said virtually nothing. your "question", if it isn't the hundreds of times you've said "got it?", is probably "why are you wasting ur time arguing with someone you dont know over facebook inboxes?" just FYI, i didn't make this a fight. you did. I was just trolling you, and you got raged. in such an event, I have succeeded. and if it was "Who the fuck are you?" than i've given you two answers already, and my name is next to every message I send.
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You trolled a troll, lol. I must say.. She is a stubborn idiot to be determined to keep messaging you as often as she does to prove she has the last word in that.
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You trolled a troll, lol. I must say.. She is a stubborn idiot to be determined to keep messaging you as often as she does to prove she has the last word in that.
She's already run out of things to say, she's just saying the same thing over ans over again for that precise reason. She had to bring up a previous question just to fill in some space.
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This is my convo with her. The first was when she originally added me and went on for a while, the second was when he told Tomasz to fuck me.
'scuse me
Betwixt Katie Redwood 'n Ye
Mike Bleskie
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:00 in the evenin'
I'm not sure who you are.
Katie Redwood
Claim yer Matey
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:01 in the evenin'
Report this foul scribblin' ter' the cap'n
hey babee, im not sure who you are
Mike Bleskie
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:02 in the evenin'
...Then why did you waste your time adding me?
Katie Redwood
Claim yer Matey
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:03 in the evenin'
Report this foul scribblin' ter' the cap'n
your not a waste of time in my books
Mike Bleskie
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:08 in the evenin'
Let me repeat. I have no clue who you are. Adding complete strangers is for MySpace.
If I knew you, that would be a different story.
Katie Redwood
Claim yer Matey
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:10 in the evenin'
Report this foul scribblin' ter' the cap'n
...k?
Mike Bleskie
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:12 in the evenin'
Fine, you win >_>
*About this point, I add her, look at pictures on her pofile and decide she's an alcoholic slut, and save a few incriminating photos before deleting her from my list*
Mike Bleskie
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:28 in the evenin'
On second thought, fuck it. You look like the kind of person who goes to the tonicular kid parties, drinks until she does something stupid, listens to the Jonas brothers and/or gangsta rap just because it's an "in" thing, spread chain mail, subscribe to that screaming lunatic "Fred" on YouTube because "he's soooooo cuuuuteeee!!1" dresses in preppy clothes because it "HAS TO SAY HOLLISTER ON IT", does nothing but take photos of herself in the mirror on afternoons, and so on and so forth. You braindead people sicken me to the core.
Katie Redwood
Claim yer Matey
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:43 in the evenin'
Report this foul scribblin' ter' the cap'n
Well arent you too quick to judge. YOU ARE A BITCH AHAHAHA. I do party, I dance the fuck out of my night, not a big fan of the Jonas, don't follow society, don't know who the fuck screaming Fred is on youtube but now that you mention it, im fucking checking it out, I wear Holister, don't have fuckin time to take pics of myself because i party too much, and am a straight A student with scholarships coming out of my ass. Now you can go back to gaming, stop judging people, stop taking friend requests so seriously on your OVERRRATED facebook account, and stop arguing with people you dont even know. So if you want me to judge you, you dont party, you game way too much for life to handle, you are a facebook creep, you need to take more showers, you need to smoke a dube or something so you can calm the fuck down, you are a virgin and need to get laid right NOW but you deff dont have a girlfriend, secretly you want me, you can stop jacking off to this conversation cuz your shocked a girl added you, you are way to gay to title your inbox reply as "scuse me", youre still square, never touched alchohol but wish you did, and now you wish you never fucking acted like you were better than me in the first place! so you can go fuck yourself.
Mike Bleskie
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 5:16 in the evenin'
A point-by-point analysis...
- "YOU ARE A BITCH AHAHAHA" does not inspire confidence in the fact you have "scholarships coming out your ass", nor does it inspire confidence in your intelligence.
- Take my honest advice: avoid Fred.
- Hollister (or AE, or A&F, or any of those for that matter): an excuse for Chinese clothing sweat shops to profit on MTV by spreading their clothes all over.
- Listen, berating people is WHAT I DO. Read about troll at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet))
- I don't care about facebook, but obviouly you do. I check my facebook account maybe once a week, and your request happened to be that time.
- Of course I don't party. I don't care.
- Of course I game. I don't care.
- I'm type 1 diabetic, so why would I smoke anything that puts me at a risk of putting me in a coma if I'm not careful?
- I lost my virginity last year. Irrelevent.
- I don't want anybody at this point, especially people who are on the highway to killing themselves with stupidity.
-Check my friend's list for girls. OH, I'M SO SHOCKED A GIRL ADDED ME, all right.
- I guess I should be more sorry for trying to be polite when sending a message.
-Alcohol tastes like shit, and it's bad for my blood glucose. Like I care.
Oh, and I'm not better than you. We're all human, born on this planet, to live a few thousand days just to find out we will all die, alone, never to come back. Put that in your bong and smoke it.
Second part:
I'm eating up your scholarships! =O
Betwixt Katie Redwood 'n Ye
Mike Bleskie
T'day upon the hour of 6:25 in the evenin'
They taste delicious.
Katie Redwood
Claim yer Matey
T'day upon the hour of 6:27 in the evenin'
Report this foul scribblin' ter' the cap'n
Good to see that you and ur fuck buddy have good communication. so fuck right off since you didnt catch that before. or you can just keep inboxes me since you clearly have nothing better to do. BITCH
Mike Bleskie
T'day upon the hour of 9:08 in the evenin'
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.
As if that's your best retort. Epic failure.
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on my side
Katie Redwood
T'day upon the hour of 9:45 in the evenin'
to clear it up again its why are you wasting ur time arguing with someone you dont know? got it bitch? and trolling is the biggest oxshit ive ever heard so you can go fuck urself since you havent already and heres a new one...YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF :] happy?
Thomas Decosse
T'day upon the hour of 10:03 in the evenin'
I actually did, indeed, answer your question, so "clearing it up again" wasn't necessary. my exact words were
your "question", if it isn't the hundreds of times you've said "got it?", is probably "why are you wasting ur time arguing with someone you dont know over facebook inboxes?"
I answered that, and i would like to ask you the same question. Why are you arguing with me if you don't even know me? Why are you getting so pissed off, i'm over here LAUGHING MY ASS OFF at the stupid shit you're saying!? You've obviously run out of things to say, and can't figure out any insults or find any loopholes in my logic to make a new insult from it, stop making this into a fight, because you can't win a battle of wits against someone who is smarter than you.
also, you're doing that thing where you judge before you understand again. learn what trolling is, because i've been doing it to you this entire time and i can tell you've just about lost it. and "you can fuck right off" isn't a "new one", you've used it in every message so far. it seems to be your calling card.
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Why are you guys even wasting your time, seriously? You are not "winning". If ya can't troll right, don't troll at all.
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what is said must be said to see how hilarious her next reply will be, as they are deteriorating. you should see zblewski's last one.
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Part of me wants to add her.
Part of me wants to add you.
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you can go ahead and do both.
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Tell her you got a friend who will probably get better scholarship offers than her. When she argues, tell her to improve her grammar before trying to tell people she's smart.
Thirty-three suckas!!! West side!
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Tell her you got a friend who will probably get better scholarship offers than her. When she argues, tell her to improve her grammar before trying to tell people she's smart.
Thirty-three suckas!!! West side!
Indeed. It is hard to believe someone who cannot even take the time to capitalize her sentences or use any grammar would be eligible for anything more than a pell-grant at best, lol. But if she is rich enough to indulge in parties and nice cloths, not even that. I would hate to be the person trying to read her requests for scholarships.
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She probably didn't request the scholarships, was probably her wealthy and well connected parents.
Always fun to watch those people when they have to cope with living by themselves.
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She probably didn't request the scholarships, was probably her wealthy and well connected parents.
Always fun to watch those people when they have to cope with living by themselves.
You mean she doesnt work her butt off all day to earn all the money she spends on drugs, booze, clothing, and other living expenses? *Gasp*
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She'll probably be manipulating a rich boyfriend to pay for all that stuff.
It is basically the same as prostitution without having to stand on a street corner.
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She'll probably be manipulating a rich boyfriend to pay for all that stuff.
It is basically the same as prostitution without having to stand on a street corner.
I love your outlook on that. Interesting, and funny... And saddly true I would guess.
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Umm... these are pretty big assumptions considering they're about someone that nobody here has even met
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I'ma add her. Then I'm gonna make her cry. Then I'm gonna wipe those tears from her face and pee on her keyboard while dunking her computer in the tub... Just to see her cry again. Any objections?
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And, uh, there's like a ton of Katie Redwoods... Wanna send teh link?
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Am I too old school if I find it absolutely incredible that people post their real names on the mother-fucking Internet?
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Congratulations, you all just won a free internet. Now go have a cookie.
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And, uh, there's like a ton of Katie Redwoods... Wanna send teh link?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515598997 (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515598997)
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I figured it was either her or the other tarded looking one. Let the bashing begin!
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She's being all cautious now... I think you guys scared her...
Katie Redwood
On this day at 8:28am
Report Message
do i know you?
JohNny Crowley
On this day 9:11am
Yeah, we met the other day and you suggested I look you up on facebook. Johnny, remember?
Katie Redwood
On this day at 9:49am
Report Message
nooo i dont,
where was this?
JohNny Crowley
On this day at 9:51am
At the grocery store. I was the cashier.
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She's being way too cautious, I need to know her location. It won't tell me...
Katie Redwood
On ths day at 9:51am
Different katie maybee?
JohNny Crowley
On this day at 9:55am
No, it was you. I remember faces very well. You said we should party sometime, and to look you up on Face Book.
Katie Redwood
On this day at 9:58am
i dont remember thatt ,
but i supose sounds like something i would do..?
mindyouu, we dont live anywhere near eachother, how would i possibly be at a grocery store you were working at? :S
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She's being way too cautious, I need to know her location. It won't tell me...
Katie Redwood
On ths day at 9:51am
Different katie maybee?
JohNny Crowley
On this day at 9:55am
No, it was you. I remember faces very well. You said we should party sometime, and to look you up on Face Book.
Katie Redwood
On this day at 9:58am
i dont remember thatt ,
but i supose sounds like something i would do..?
mindyouu, we dont live anywhere near eachother, how would i possibly be at a grocery store you were working at? :S
Some stalker you are. Lol.. Not even knowing the location of your prey before starting. Gotta think ahead.
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It happens. I'm lazy.
And I think she caught on when I asked if she liked burritos.
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I think you're just not doing the right things to piss her off, she's got over 900 friends, she can't know all of them
also, updates on my end
Katie Redwood
T'day upon the hour of 11:17 in the mornin'
YOUR SO UGLY,
Thomas Decosse
T'day upon the hour of 1:46 in the evenin'
use proper grammar. I believe what you meant to say was "You're so ugly." You need to differentiate "your" from "you're" and you need to use periods rather than commas at the end of sentences. I'll leave be your use of capitals because I'm sure you wanted to seem like you were yelling. Also, I can see you're running out of things to say, and your insults bounce off me like superballs off of a brick wall. Find something better to do with your time, you don't seem like one who spends a lot of time on the internet. I'm actually having fun fucking with your head, but you just seem to be trying to hold on and get the last word in. you can't do it, because I spend a lot of time on my computer doing things like programming and hacking etc, so when I get an alert from facebook saying you sent a message to me, I'm already at my computer and I can often reply immediately.
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I'm actually having fun fucking with your head
Follow it up by saying you know a guy who'd like to fuck her...(me...not in real life though since she looks a little fugly)...
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I just had an awesome idea.
Lets get her and Moth together.
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What about me!?
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Well like you said, you have my mum.
Don't get greedy.
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Okay...
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Katie Redwood
Claim yer Matey
Merry Month o' June 20 roundabouts 9:50 in the evenin'
Report this foul scribblin' ter' the cap'n
gooooooooooooooooddddddddddd oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. did you and ur friend fuck yet...or is that irrelevant? oh and if you havent heard yet YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
Mike Bleskie
Merry Month o' June 20 roundabouts 10:00 in the evenin'
NO MERCY FOR THE RETARDED!
DOWN WITH THE CURSÈD ONE!
الله أكبر
أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمد رسول الله
BLESSINGS BE UPON ALLAH!
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JohNny Crowley
June 22 at 10:13am
I just moved to Massachusetts about a month ago, but while trying to change my location, I changed my network. I wanted to stay in the network with all my friends, so I tried to just add it to my current networks, but it changed it back. It sucks, but whatever. I have dumb moments at the worst times, I swear! lol
So how have you been since the other day?
Katie Redwood
June 22 at 10:17am
KKKKKKKK, so you live in Massachousetts? :S
JohNny Crowley
June 22 at 10:17am
Sudbury, yeah
Katie Redwood
June 22 at 10:18am
what grocery store??
lol
JohNny Crowley
June 22 at 10:20am
Shaw's Market.
Loading...
Katie Redwood
June 22 at 10:21am
see i wasen't there.
i actually think you have the wrong person.
i dont live in massachousettes,
sorry.
JohNny Crowley
June 22 at 10:35am
You and your friend were talking about someone harassing you on Facebook? I swear it was you, though. You are identical to the gal who asked me to look her up on Facebook.
Katie Redwood
June 22 at 10:37am
haha, people DO harass me on facebook.
but i havent even heard of that 'shaws market'
and not to mention, i dont live in massachousettes, nor in the States for that matter,
JohNny Crowley
June 22 at 10:39am
Weird, because I still swear it's you. But since it's not and we're chatting already, do you like waffles?
Katie Redwood
June 22 at 10:41am
haha, alrght.
and not a fan.. what about you?
JohNny Crowley
June 22 at 10:43am
Of course I like waffles. I mean, how can you not? Just add syrup and damned precious flavors! What about Burritos?
Katie Redwood
June 22 at 1:21pm
lol sooo random.. haha
JohNny Crowley
June 22 at 1:25pm
Hey, I'm a random kinda guy. Which is why you were all over me at the store you supposedly weren't at.
So, if you don't live in the states, where 'bouts is you?
My update. She also added me as a friend earlier today. Then sent another message to her reading:
How is things going with you? And are those burritos yummy, or do you not like them? You didn't answer before. I need to know.
My next step is to speak in German to see what happens there. And if she speaks German, I'll find someone to translate into Spanish (Teh Mexican version). Then I'll find something else and start the bashings.
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you're being too nice. >_>
on my end, I still haven't got a reply from her yet. I'm pretty sure she's shat her pants by now.
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you're being too nice. >_>
You only think I'm being nice. I'm aimed for information at the moment. Then, I will attack. There's gonna be random silly questions and shit so she doesn't quite get what I'm doing, then all at once we shall attack in a violent manner and make her pee her pants crying. I've done this before, it's PsyOps for trolling.
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Katie Redwood
Claim yer Matey
Merry Month o' June 20 roundabouts 9:50 in the evenin'
Report this foul scribblin' ter' the cap'n
gooooooooooooooooddddddddddd oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. did you and ur friend fuck yet...or is that irrelevant? oh and if you havent heard yet YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
You should've reported her just because.
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oh, ok i'm just tryin to piss her off a little and make her feel like she's all tough until she runs out of things to say and then shrivels up and dies like a mushroom or something
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Ooh, I like the shriveling and dying idea. But I'm still gonna pee in her Cherrios. It's just... Mandatory.
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hey man you do your thing i'll do mine.
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Sounds like a plan. She's added me, but won't talk to me. May have to harass her about that/
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add her friends and then spam all their walls
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add her friends and then sperm on their walls
Uh... Ok, I guess...
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i noticed this topic was still up so i'd like to report that i've yet to get another reply so i think she's stopped responding.