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A Wound in the Force
How could you ever hope to know the threat you faced when you have never walked in the dark places of the galaxy? Faced war and death on such a scale? If you had traveled far enough, rather than waiting for the echo to reach you, perhaps you would have seen it for what it was. There is a place in the galaxy where the dark side of the Force runs strong. It is something of the Sith, but it was fueled by war. It corrupts all that walks on its surface, drowns them in the power of the dark side— -- it corrupts all life. And it feeds on death.
Episode VII: This Echo Travels in the Places Where Death Has Walked, Where Planets Have Died. Massacres Fuel Its Power, the Death of Life Fuels It.
The undersigned alliances, in recognition of our friendship, common values and interests and in pursuit of our collective security, strength, and prosperity, enter into this agreement in furtherance of those goals. Furthermore, the signatories commit themselves to upholding the obligations they freely undertake by signing this treaty.
Episode VIII: It Is Our Goal To Be Stronger, To Achieve Our Potential and Not Rest Upon Our Laurels. We Are The Seekers, Not The Shepherds.
Both parties agree to enter into a state of non aggression with one another for the entire duration of these accords and agree to never conspire or commit acts of espionage against one another. Both parties agree to never give any form of aid or assistance to an alliance or individual that a signatory of this treaty is militarily engaged with.
Episode IX: To Say That The Force Works In Mysterious Ways Is To Admit One's Ignorance, For Any Mystery Can Be Solved Through The Application of Knowledge and Unrelenting Effort.
Darkness is a Friend, an Ally. Darkness Allows Us To Understand Others, To See What They Value When They Believe No One Else Is Looking. It Allows Us To Be Honest With Ourselves, To Express Those Values That We Would Disavow in the Light. The Light Blinds Us. It Is Only In The Dark That We See Clearly, and There Is a Great Dark Hidden Among These Worlds.
In the interests of proactive defense, both parties agree that all information critical to the defensive and strategic interests of the other will be forwarded.
Episode X: Conflict Forces One To Better Oneself. It Forces Change, Growth, Adaption, Evolution… or Death.
In the interests of common development and growth, both parties agree that the development and security of the other has a direct impact on the others strategic interests, and as such a direct attack on one signatory shall be considered a direct attack upon the other and will warrant a proper response as agreed upon by the signatories, be it diplomatic assistance, foreign aid, or a defensive war.
In the event that one signatory comes under attack through providing military support to another ally engaged, said signatory is not considered to be in a defensive war, and the response of the other signatory is highly encouraged but not required.
The signatories shall each endeavor to avoid placing the other in a situation in which this treaty shall come into conflict with any other current or future treaty signed by that signatory. In the unfortunate event that this is not possible and outside treaty obligations force the signatories into a situation in which they would occupy opposing positions in a larger conflict, the signatories shall work hard to respect the others position and neither signatory will take up arms against the other.
Episode XI: Without Strife, the Victory Has No Meaning. Without Strife, One Does Not Advance. Without Strife, There is Only Stagnation.
In the event that a signatory declares an offensive war, they may request assistance from the other provided they give notice at least 24 hours in advance. Assistance is not required from the other signatory in this situation, but is highly encouraged.
Episode XII: The Dark Side Clouds Everything. Impossible To See, The Future Is.
Recognizing that our interests may not always converge, the parties agree to being able to cancel this pact in its entirety with 72 hours notice. During these 72 hours, it is still considered active.
Episode XIII: A Wound in the Force
For the New Sith Order,
~ Sith Empress: KirstenMichelle
~ Dark Lord of the Sith: Joe Stupid
~ Sith Lord: Hereno
~ Sith Lord: Adolph Mussolini
For the Random Insanity Alliance,
~ Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc.
~ Ogaden, Spammer of Mind illusions, Droid Coder, Buzzkill Extraordinaire, Protector of Ewoks
~ im317, Triumvir, Former Elder of PotD, Enemy of Spelling, Secretly a Dog
~ Croix, Head of People
~ dester55, a HoR
~ biofantic, Head of Military Operations, Master of the Galaxy, the 5th ghostbuster, Singer of great epics, Divider of Canyons, Emperor of Emperors, Leader of the New Generation, Squire to Shadow's Shadow's Shadow's Shadow, Lighter of lights, Secret Fascist Leader of the People
~ brian, best HoFA nobody ever talked about.
~ cctmsp13, viceroy
tl;dr
Order Amidst Chaos
Chaos Amidst Order
One Big Happy Family AccordsPreamble
It is recognized that Maroon alliances are a markedly diverse amalgamation of alliances with a wide ranging set of ideals and beliefs. Because of this, it must be reinforced that all signatory alliances retain sovereignty and are distinct from the collective as represented by this treaty.One Big Happy Family
The free trade of resources, money, & technology between members of the family are encouraged to the benefit the sphere as well as each other. Family members and their respective members agree to remain civil to each other at all times, especially in public forums. Furthermore, they agree to resolve all conflicts with other family members through the use of diplomacy and affirm their dedication to avoiding conflict within Maroon. No signatory alliance shall raise arms against a fellow signatory. This agreement does not, however, supersede the activation of any mutual defense clauses within any other agreements that a signatory may hold.Maroon Senate
Signatories who retain senate seats, referred to hereafter as Senatorial Alliances, agree to abide by the following guidelines for senate usage. No Senatorial Alliance shall place sanctions, either trade or aid, upon the nations of another signatory alliance. Senatorial Alliances are encouraged to provide fair use of their senate powers to those signatory alliances which do not have senators of their own, where fair use is defined as any request which the Senatorial Alliance determines does not in some way conflict with any other official agreements. Senatorial Alliances also agree to work with other signatories towards a consensus on all team wide events prior to voting. Should a Senatorial Alliance choose to leave the family, they pledge to continue to honor the contents of this section until the end of their current senate term.Amendments
The family members may amend these accords with the agreement of every other member of the family.Joining the Family
Alliances with over 50% of their membership on maroon may announce their intention to join to a family member at any time. That family member shall bring up a discussion to the others regarding the potential entry. A vote shall be held and at least 75% of the signatories must vote in favor for their entry to be approved.Leaving the Family
Alliances wishing to leave the family should give 48 hours notice privately to each other family member before leaving. In addition, if the percentage of maroon nations in a family member drops below 50% then they are automatically considered withdrawn after 48 hours.
Signatories
For the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers (CRAP),
For the Global Order of Darkness (GOD),
~ Xiphosis, Dark Lord
~ Mishie, Lord of the Exterior
For Non Grata (NG),
The Party Guys (Triumvirs)
~ Erwin Schrodinger, The Master of the Universe
~ Stewie, The Dirty Hippy
~ Lord Nettles, The Lord of the Dance
Old Man's Club (Advisors)
~ Caustic, The Bald
~ Derwood, The Old
~ Steve Buscemi, The Sexy Latte
~ MiketheFirst, The Secret Leader
~ dane0, The Blood God
~ King Xander, The Hidden One
The Part Timers (Deputies)
~ Duderonomy, The Slow
~ Unkajo (Krihelion), The Poor
~ Abshire, The n00b
~ Banslam, The Experienced
The Even More Part Timers (Conclave)
~ Prefontaine, The Lazy
~ Blackclown, The Gunslinger
~ Sunny Side King, The Bear
~ Trigger, The Resident Seer
~ KameraadLenin, The Communist
~ naabgamer, The Dutch
~ King Solomon, The Trader
~ Ying Yang Mafia, The Fluffer
The Honoured Ones
~ Titodafarmer
For Nordreich (NoR),
Albeit with some distaste of the word happy
~ Oro Ibah Aozpi, Kaiser von Nordreich
~ Redneck, Kronprinz
~ TurnipCruncher, Reichskanzler
~ Latexi, Reichsminister of the Interior
~ King Nupe, Reichsminister of Education
For the Random Insanity Alliance (RIA),
~ Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc.
~ im317, Triumvir, Former Elder of PotD, Enemy of Spelling, Secretly a Dog
~ Ogaden, Spammer of Inboxes, Head of Economics, Buzzkill Extraordinaire
~ biofantic, Head of Military Operations, Master of the Galaxy, the 5th ghostbuster, Singer of great epics, Divider of Canyons, Emperor of Emperors, Leader of the New Generation, Squire to Shadow's Shadow's Shadow's Shadow, Lighter of lights, Secret Fascist Leader of the People
~ dester55, *sig goes here*
~ Croix, Assistant to Shadow
~ Jenne, Master of Puppets, Slave to the Man, Former Minister of Every'f'ing'thing, doombird mercenary extraordinaire
~ Moth, signs teamwide treaties while declaring war on DBDC nations
~ cctmsp13, viceroy
For Reavers,
For Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes (SLCB),
~ porksaber, blood god of the seaworthy liberian boxes.
For The Congolese Soukous Society (TCSS),
~ Landru the Falcon, Mobutu of Kinshasa and Keeper of the Mobutuist Pantheon
~ Jacob Hanson, Mobutu of Lubumbashi and Most Authentic Jacobin
~ Cshoes, Mobutu of Gbadolite and Most Authentic Shoe Man
For The Last Remnants (TLR),
Triumvirate
~ Kestral
~ Hombre de Murcielago
~ Elorian
For The Templar Knights (TTK),
Grand master
~ Merick
Marshals
~ Mandystalin
~ Sojourner
~ Lolatyou
~ rustikus
Elder council
~ Mother empire
~ Konatantine
~ Bratsalvia
~ Nuclearglow
For the United Sovereign Nations (USN),
~ FluffyEwunga AKA Cora Mcstrap, Queen
~ Rylejed, Prime Minister & Minister of Finance
~ Buckner, Minister of Foreign Affairs
~ Rick, Minister of Internal Affairs
~ Plato33, Minister of Trade
~ Noreen, Minister of Recruitment
[21:28:58] <Meunahlux> One day while RIA was masturbating, IAA got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as RIA stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached RIA which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on IAA too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! IAA: "RIA Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." RIA: "Oh IAA Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" IAA grabbed a
[21:28:58] <Meunahlux> bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head IAA: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! IAA then stuffed his head up into RIA's tight ass! The other Alliances around the room watched intently as IAA shoved his head back and forth into RIA's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other Alliances also became aroused and they all gathered around IAA and RIA and started to urinate all over them, a
[21:29:01] <Meunahlux> nd then they started to masturbate. RIA: "Oh my goodness, IAA Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other Alliances became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed IAA completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside RIA's nice round ass. RIA: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the
[21:29:07] <Meunahlux> Alliances went inside of poor squirming RIA and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. Shadow came inside and found RIA, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of Alliances.
[21:29:19] * OanMkoll (AndChat330@coldfront-B187E93C.pools.spcsdns.net) Quit (Quit: Bye)
[21:29:29] <Meunahlux> ;^)
[21:29:45] <+Kill[MI6]> *Mi6
[21:29:55] <+Chimaera> The sentence 'your nose is stimulating my prostate' will be stuck with me until the ending of the world
[21:30:01] <+Voodoo> hahahaha
[21:30:02] * Anderan (Anderan@coldfront-37CB17F3.swo.res.rr.com) has joined #ria
[21:30:26] <Meunahlux> making the MI6 edition
[21:34:20] <+Chimaera> I'm really annoyed that nobody seems to have seen that
[21:34:25] <+Chimaera> Meun you need to post the next one in #mi6
[21:34:31] <+Chimaera> That'll rile the native jacktards up
[21:34:37] <~Shadow[RIA|Away]> xd
[21:34:37] <RIA_FA_BOT> burritos the irc xd
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