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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 28, 2013, 06:56:50 am

Title: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 28, 2013, 06:56:50 am: most people have to think of some kind of REASON to hang out, like "wanna catch a movie sometime?" or "want to get dinner?" and these are high-stress questions because they clearly indicate that you are interested in the girl.

asking a girl to sab is the cheapest, most risk-free way of asking a girl to hang out.

1. as far as she knows, youre going to sab anyway, regardless if shes coming or not. so its a casual question, and you wont appear to be a thirsty loser.

2. sabing can be completely platonic. its something friends do together. it's a way she can get to know you without it seeming forced.

3. its an easy way to treat her to something without having to throw a figurative coat-over-the-puddle for her

but once you get her over and youre all stoned and gross and anxious, youre on your own from there
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 28, 2013, 07:07:11 am: and what chick doesn't love spontaneously aborting
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2013, 07:08:21 am: I have no idea what you are talking about, but it sounds to me like it's the easiest way to get stuck in the friend zone.
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 28, 2013, 07:31:25 am: and here comes ria to show up in my topic and post without ACTUALLY reading
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Buck Turgidson on August 28, 2013, 07:33:01 am: Yeah, this is how women ask each other out to find out if the other is bi/lesbo.

A girl likes for the guy to be up front, and clear. She also likes a hard cock. Anything else is introverted fantasy.

That said when I sabed a lot, I prefered the company of my own hand. It was cleaner than the girls who sabed. And frankly, more talented.
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 28, 2013, 07:34:55 am: ...

sry kenny, did you mean switching-at-birth? I thought that went out of style in the 70s after hospitals tightened up their security
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 28, 2013, 07:35:58 am: over the years, given my relationship with my 'parents' I have often wondered if I got sab'd
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Buck Turgidson on August 28, 2013, 07:39:29 am: And some of the hottest sex is when you ask a girl over to switch at birth. Sometimes I switch them so hard it takes me a week to recover.
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 28, 2013, 07:40:18 am: stop being inappropriate, this is a serious kenny topic
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Buck Turgidson on August 28, 2013, 08:06:55 am: I was clearly lampooning you. Obviously Kenny meant 'suck a bone'.
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 28, 2013, 09:44:00 am: Not even page 2 and this topic is completely hijacked ONCE AGAINN
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: dester55 on August 28, 2013, 11:06:44 am: but what if the girl doesnt sab at all? you know....one of those kinda of people
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 28, 2013, 05:32:58 pm: (http://creepyanimals.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/marabou-stork-pouch.jpg)
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Bleak Outlook on August 29, 2013, 12:45:51 pm: (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AOaVV3-rVWs/TuUAnjHF_WI/AAAAAAAAJq0/c6mgo1pl35I/s400/1976-Saab-99-GL-WagonBack-combi-coupe.%2B-%2B1.jpg)
"Hey, baby, why sab when you can saab?"
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Buck Turgidson on August 30, 2013, 04:18:52 am: Marabouts and Saabs aside, I am going to light my brain on fire in less than a week. Amsterdam here I come.
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Brian on August 30, 2013, 06:08:26 pm: But what if she already read the SAB? what then kenny?
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 30, 2013, 10:39:54 pm: (http://files.myopera.com/musickna/albums/595638/Marabou%20stork%202.jpg)

lack of kenny rage is causing my throat pouch to shrink. someone summon kenny
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 02, 2013, 05:53:31 am: I am 3 nights away from burning my brain-pan in Amsterdam. I am so fucking excited.
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 02, 2013, 08:02:16 pm: I'm still too busy thinking this is about spontaneous abortion and being offended.
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 03, 2013, 01:38:01 am: Oh, you are stuck like I was when I thought it was about smacking a bitch.
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 03, 2013, 10:45:32 am: ... not helping.
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 03, 2013, 11:16:20 am: It's something friends do together!
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 03, 2013, 02:02:27 pm: My friends and I use the expression "slap a butt" when referring to having a game of football, or some other queer american sport.
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 03, 2013, 03:23:03 pm: I slap butts all the time. I don't play football though.
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Mogar on September 03, 2013, 04:37:54 pm: this explains my bruises
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Shadow on September 08, 2013, 06:54:28 pm: (http://i.imgur.com/igLu0aJ.jpg)
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 08, 2013, 07:49:47 pm: how is that girl crying when she clearly has no soul in the first five panels. look at her attention-seeking zombie expression
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 09, 2013, 02:03:57 am: Yeah. She started it too. Who the hell is she asking the question to?
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Ogaden on September 13, 2013, 06:27:47 pm: I still have no idea what Kenny is talking about
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 13, 2013, 10:15:21 pm: smoking a bowl/blunt

coincidentally I was talking to a girl last night who was doing it with a guy she liked but said she didn't like it because she'd never done it before
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Ogaden on September 13, 2013, 11:11:50 pm: man this sucks, I've gotten to the age where I don't get cultural references anymore
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: BaronOfBeef on September 13, 2013, 11:14:19 pm: I've used this tactic a few times. It does work for getting the girl into the same area. You still have to tell her she's sexy or that you have a big wiener to make something happen. :weed: :love: :boobs:
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 14, 2013, 02:47:46 am: Quote from: Ogaden on September 13, 2013, 11:11:50 pm
man this sucks, I've gotten to the age where I don't get cultural references anymore

usually new slang means something regarding either sex or drugs
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Electric Mango on September 14, 2013, 07:52:37 am: Dont feel bad Og, I had to urban dictionary it before I knew what the hell people were talking about. You're not alone brother.
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Biff Webster on September 14, 2013, 08:15:23 am: (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj9tz6byfM1qg39ewo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Leo on September 14, 2013, 12:02:29 pm: Quote from: Electric Mango on September 14, 2013, 07:52:37 am
Dont feel bad Og, I had to urban dictionary it before I knew what the hell people were talking about. You're not alone brother.
Dammit, I didn't even think to do that...
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 14, 2013, 01:46:15 pm: I think we can all refer to personal experience regarding Urban Dictionary...
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 14, 2013, 08:12:01 pm: when all else fails, google it
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 14, 2013, 10:31:34 pm: Quote from: llamavore on September 14, 2013, 08:12:01 pm
when all else fails, google it
I think that's what sparked the spontaneous abortion thing
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 14, 2013, 10:42:52 pm: yes, google is full of ways to troll kenny. one of its many great features
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 15, 2013, 02:14:07 pm: Quote from: llamavore on September 14, 2013, 10:42:52 pm
yes, google is full of ways to troll kenny. one of its many great features
Yeah! Fuck Kenny!
Title: Re: asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 16, 2013, 06:24:11 am: I still think it stands for smelling a bum.