Corrupted Genie

[Electric Mango]

This is a fun game we play on the IRON forums that has been really tonicular.   LOL I like how your forum changes P O P U L A R into TONICULAR.  You guys are funny around here  

You make a wish and then the next person grants it but in a twisted way.  Then they make their own wish for others to corrupt.

I'll go first,

I wish I lived w/ Playboy models.

[iron snake]

Granted but it's the original playboy models enjoy the creases.

I wish for a decent pot noodle if that's even possible.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but it's so expensive that you could never afford to eat them.

I wish I could do round house kicks like Chuck Norris

[the infamous]

Granted, but you're only allowed to kick houses.

I wish Rob Schneider didn't exist.

[zblewski]

Granted, but his sperm has been preserved to breed with a descendant of Dane Cook to make a supermonster.

I wish that 4chan didn't have cancer.

[Arsenal 10]

Granted, but he gets that cure that is in the movie "I Am Legend" so he turns into a zombie thingy.

I wish Arsenal will win the EPL next season.

[Lanna]

Granted, but you found yourself a girlfriend who likes a different team and you found yourself wanting said team to win.

I wish for a purple hat.

[iron snake]

Granted but the hat dosn't suit you.

I wish for 2 lesbians in a cage.

[the infamous]

Granted, but they're Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell, and the only way to keep them in the cage is to give them your sperm for IVF, so you will forver have to look after your three-way mutant progeny.

I wish I hadn't eaten that curry last night >.<

[Electric Mango]

Granted, instead you had the poo poo platter and it gives you explosive diarrhea  that goes off unexpectedly when you're getting down w/ your woman.

I wish I had my own midget.