asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl

[Kenneth Kenstar]

most people have to think of some kind of REASON to hang out, like "wanna catch a movie sometime?" or "want to get dinner?" and these are high-stress questions because they clearly indicate that you are interested in the girl.

asking a girl to sab is the cheapest, most risk-free way of asking a girl to hang out.

1. as far as she knows, youre going to sab anyway, regardless if shes coming or not. so its a casual question, and you wont appear to be a thirsty loser.

2. sabing can be completely platonic. its something friends do together. it's a way she can get to know you without it seeming forced.

3. its an easy way to treat her to something without having to throw a figurative coat-over-the-puddle for her

but once you get her over and youre all stoned and gross and anxious, youre on your own from there

[Fake from State Jarm]

and what chick doesn't love spontaneously aborting

[Jenne]

I have no idea what you are talking about, but it sounds to me like it's the easiest way to get stuck in the friend zone.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

and here comes ria to show up in my topic and post without ACTUALLY reading

[Buck Turgidson]

Yeah, this is how women ask each other out to find out if the other is bi/lesbo. 

A girl likes for the guy to be up front, and clear.  She also likes a hard cock.  Anything else is introverted fantasy.

That said when I sabed a lot, I prefered the company of my own hand.  It was cleaner than the girls who sabed.  And frankly, more talented.

[Fake from State Jarm]

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sry kenny, did you mean switching-at-birth? I thought that went out of style in the 70s after hospitals tightened up their security

[Fake from State Jarm]

over the years, given my relationship with my 'parents' I have often wondered if I got sab'd

[Buck Turgidson]

And some of the hottest sex is when you ask a girl over to switch at birth.  Sometimes I switch them so hard it takes me a week to recover.

[Fake from State Jarm]

stop being inappropriate, this is a serious kenny topic

[Buck Turgidson]

I was clearly lampooning you.  Obviously Kenny meant 'suck a bone'.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Not even page 2 and this topic is completely hijacked ONCE AGAINN

[dester55]

but what if the girl doesnt sab at all? you know....one of those kinda of people

[Fake from State Jarm]

asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl

[Bleak Outlook]

"Hey, baby, why sab when you can saab?"

[Buck Turgidson]

Marabouts and Saabs aside, I am going to light my brain on fire in less than a week.  Amsterdam here I come.

[Brian]

But what if she already read the SAB? what then kenny?

[Fake from State Jarm]

asking a girl to "sab" is the easiest way to make a date with a girl

lack of kenny rage is causing my throat pouch to shrink. someone summon kenny

[Buck Turgidson]

I am 3 nights away from burning my brain-pan in Amsterdam.  I am so fucking excited.

[Snowbound Milk]

I'm still too busy thinking this is about spontaneous abortion and being offended.

[Buck Turgidson]

Oh, you are stuck like I was when I thought it was about smacking a bitch.