Author Topic: IRON Dimplomat (Read 7950 times)

jerniganp09 · « **on:** July 24, 2015, 02:03:12 pm »

Good Day Everyone,

I am Jerniganp09 of Xylosandrus and I am affiliated with IRON. I have just been informed that I am a new diplomat for RIA. I look forward to getting to know everyone, learning about the history of our two great Alliances, and to continue making history with our two Alliances. I am honored to be here. Thanks for having me.

-Jerniganp09

Mogar · « **Reply #1 on:** July 24, 2015, 02:20:47 pm »

Someone will be around to mask you, welcome to our forums though!

jerniganp09 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 24, 2015, 03:17:58 pm »

Thank you Mogar for the warm welcome.

Leo · « **Reply #3 on:** July 24, 2015, 04:07:42 pm »

Fuck you. Get out.

Mango is the only diplomat we will accept from your vile ranks.

im317 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2015, 05:51:17 pm »

welcome

jerniganp09 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2015, 08:05:29 am »

Im sorry you feel that way Leo. Hopefully I can change your views on this situation.

Leo · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2015, 08:44:47 am »

You cannot.

Unless you brought boobs, in which case we're besties now.

jerniganp09 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2015, 11:18:22 am »

I dont have any boobs for you sorry.

Leo · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2015, 04:25:32 pm »

Then I guess that settles it.

The RIA and IRON are now at war. You should be aware that we will break you. We will win. Most importantly, we are insane. Ready your troops, we strike at update.

jerniganp09 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2015, 05:17:19 pm »

I guess I should probably post this too.

Your Nation's Ruler: Jerniganp09
Your Alliance: Independent Republic of Orange Nations
Your Alliance's Initials: IRON
Your Alliance's primary team color: Orange
URL to your alliance's forum: http://ironcentral.org/community/
If you are over the age of 18(or 21 if you live in one of those country's) would you like access to our NSFW forum? (please reply in yes/no format) Yes

jerniganp09 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 26, 2015, 07:56:05 pm »

Quote from: Leo on July 25, 2015, 04:25:32 pm

Then I guess that settles it.

The RIA and IRON are now at war. You should be aware that we will break you. We will win. Most importantly, we are insane. Ready your troops, we strike at update.

Im not sure if you would rather be at war with us or not, but im not here to fight. Im here to get to know yall and keep the peace. Im here to grow our alliance and by doing so I plan to strengthen both of ours.

Leo · « **Reply #11 on:** July 26, 2015, 08:50:51 pm »

Quote from: jerniganp09 on July 26, 2015, 07:56:05 pm

Quote from: Leo on July 25, 2015, 04:25:32 pm
Then I guess that settles it.

The RIA and IRON are now at war. You should be aware that we will break you. We will win. Most importantly, we are insane. Ready your troops, we strike at update.

Im not sure if you would rather be at war with us or not, but im not here to fight. Im here to get to know yall and keep the peace. Im here to grow our alliance and by doing so I plan to strengthen both of ours.

I would rather not go to war, but the wheels of motion have begun to rotate and the gears can only be satiated with blood. The only peace you will get from us is a piece of our steel-toed boot up y'alls IRON ass.

IRON only becomes strong when forged in the fires of war.

jerniganp09 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 26, 2015, 09:25:34 pm »

Quote from: Leo on July 26, 2015, 08:50:51 pm

Quote from: jerniganp09 on July 26, 2015, 07:56:05 pm
Quote from: Leo on July 25, 2015, 04:25:32 pm
Then I guess that settles it.

The RIA and IRON are now at war. You should be aware that we will break you. We will win. Most importantly, we are insane. Ready your troops, we strike at update.

Im not sure if you would rather be at war with us or not, but im not here to fight. Im here to get to know yall and keep the peace. Im here to grow our alliance and by doing so I plan to strengthen both of ours.
I would rather not go to war, but the wheels of motion have begun to rotate and the gears can only be satiated with blood. The only peace you will get from us is a piece of our steel-toed boot up y'alls IRON ass.

IRON only becomes strong when forged in the fires of war.

From what Im hearing we are not at war and I dont think we are planning on going to war. Obviously one of us is hearing the wrong story, or being fooled around with. Either way, you are right about your last statement. IRON will become stronger, we do not want that to come at the cost of RIA. I think the first step is for both of us to get our stories straight.

Leo · « **Reply #13 on:** July 27, 2015, 06:31:03 am »

Quote from: jerniganp09 on July 26, 2015, 09:25:34 pm

Quote from: Leo on July 26, 2015, 08:50:51 pm
Quote from: jerniganp09 on July 26, 2015, 07:56:05 pm
Quote from: Leo on July 25, 2015, 04:25:32 pm
Then I guess that settles it.

The RIA and IRON are now at war. You should be aware that we will break you. We will win. Most importantly, we are insane. Ready your troops, we strike at update.

Im not sure if you would rather be at war with us or not, but im not here to fight. Im here to get to know yall and keep the peace. Im here to grow our alliance and by doing so I plan to strengthen both of ours.
I would rather not go to war, but the wheels of motion have begun to rotate and the gears can only be satiated with blood. The only peace you will get from us is a piece of our steel-toed boot up y'alls IRON ass.

IRON only becomes strong when forged in the fires of war.

From what Im hearing we are not at war and I dont think we are planning on going to war. Obviously one of us is hearing the wrong story, or being fooled around with. Either way, you are right about your last statement. IRON will become stronger, we do not want that to come at the cost of RIA. I think the first step is for both of us to get our stories straight.

Are you calling me a liar? I do not hear the stories; I tell the stories.

I was being generous by giving you warning of the impending ass-kicking the RIA had scheduled IRON for. If you do not appreciate our generosity, then we shall also give you no mercy.

jerniganp09 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 27, 2015, 09:19:03 am »

Well we will just have to see how things play out. I am here for IRON so if it does come to war, so be it. I am ready.

On a lighter note, Im pretty new to IRON and dont know the history of our two alliances. Anyone want to give me a crash course. Leo youre more than welcome to inform me, but I would like to hear the true story, not necessarily your story.

Leo · « **Reply #15 on:** July 27, 2015, 12:03:34 pm »

As soon as we get finished drawing up the OWF announcement, I am coming for your petite country first and ramming it with my nuke like a porno.

I can give you the RIA History from the only man who's been here through it all.
TL;DR version: We saw, we conquered, we came all over Planet Bob's face
TL;DR version2: We kicked ass, we kicked more ass, and we will continue to kick ass.

IRON history from a guy who never leaves his stoop.
TL;DR version: Was not the RIA, is not the RIA, and will never be the RIA. Cannot beat the RIA. Has done some shit, I guess.

jerniganp09 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 27, 2015, 06:40:02 pm »

I guess Ill be waiting. Make sure you watch Rent with your girlfriend to get pumped up before. I want you to be fully prepared.

Leo · « **Reply #17 on:** July 27, 2015, 07:02:44 pm »

This is not a can of whoop-ass you want to open. You can't get this much testosterone going in a system if you've got a girlfriend to release it into.

And if there were a Lady Leo, we'd be rocking it to Hitch as all good couples should.

jerniganp09 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 27, 2015, 10:30:05 pm »

Youre right. I have no interest in opening that can, but I am also not in the business of taking a threat likely.

Also, nice call on Hitch. Thats a keeper for sure.

Gigantuar · « **Reply #19 on:** August 03, 2015, 04:04:05 pm »

TITS or GTFO lol

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