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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 01, 2007, 05:39:08 pm

Title: a riddle
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 01, 2007, 05:39:08 pm: A man lies dead in the middle of a room. There's a desk, a table, and an open drawer. How did he die?
Title: a riddle
Post by: wethepeople on October 01, 2007, 05:39:49 pm: Desk assaulted the table, open drawer shot the desk, table fell on the guy.

Next.
Title: a riddle
Post by: Damen on October 01, 2007, 05:42:14 pm: Riddle fails. Too ambiguous.
Title: a riddle
Post by: Ganon5 on October 01, 2007, 05:52:32 pm: Quote
Too ambiguous.
Title: a riddle
Post by: Esteban on October 01, 2007, 05:54:38 pm: Heart attack
Title: a riddle
Post by: Secundo on October 01, 2007, 06:02:55 pm: He died because he had been sealing envelopes at his desk. He opened the drawer for more stamps, but he was unaware that the stamps had been poisoned. He then licked a poisonous stamp, and almost immediately reacted. He jumped up out from behind his desk, forgetting to close the drawer, stumbles to the middle of the room and then falls, the poison had already take over. He then faced his untimely demise.

It was elementary my dear Watson!
Title: a riddle
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 01, 2007, 06:26:55 pm: He shot himself because his parents didn't love him.
Title: a riddle
Post by: Vector on October 01, 2007, 06:35:07 pm: i walked in took the gun out of his drawer and shot him in the head
Title: a riddle
Post by: Secundo on October 01, 2007, 06:41:21 pm: Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
He shot himself because his parents didn't love him.

You suck
Title: a riddle
Post by: Mr_Cynic on October 01, 2007, 07:03:25 pm: I called it: unless Kieran tells that joke, it's not funny. >_>
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Post by: Untelligent on October 01, 2007, 07:09:42 pm: He took the cyanide capsule out of the drawer and ate it.
Title: a riddle
Post by: IronSoldier820 on October 03, 2007, 07:30:05 pm: Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
He shot himself because his parents didn't love him.
Good, now you follow his lead.
Title: a riddle
Post by: schneereich on October 03, 2007, 09:15:52 pm: he ran out of air. i must assume that the room is entirely sealed, because you didn't say otherwise.