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Random lnsanity / It's Offical
« on: August 01, 2009, 10:11:53 am »
Welcome to the world of being shat on, on a daily basis. But at least access to a commissary has its benefits. I was tired of paying food taxes anyway.
 
PS: contractor, civi, or mil?

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Random lnsanity / AHHHHHHHHHH PLAYGU
« on: August 01, 2009, 10:07:14 am »
Quote from: llamavore
I pee in a big jug sometimes so I dont have to walk to the bathroom at night.

I was worried of ever getting off the couch again, while setting the world record for "longest sit on ass", so I got a colostomy/catheter bonus combo. I am no longer a slave to any bathroom.

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Random lnsanity / A short Story
« on: June 26, 2009, 01:38:24 am »
A perfect example of people trying to find something to bitch about. "Oh? The weather is fine? Well, in that case; my mammoth-sized penis makes me want to cry" *sob sob*

Hence why my girlfriend and I only talk to lesbians. At least carpet-munchers can't complain of a third leg... WITHOUT the onset of some disfiguring gonorrhea.

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Random lnsanity / Sir Michael Jackson has ceased bodily functions.
« on: June 26, 2009, 01:32:38 am »
Another one bites the dust.

At least this one wasn't killed by a stingray

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Random lnsanity / Dear RIA: I present you: my band
« on: June 24, 2009, 11:53:23 pm »
Quote from: C-zom
Your avatar is welcome to these parts. :<

One part in particular, I'm assuming. It came from a lesbian porn that rocks so much that my girlfriend watched it with me *thumbs up*

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Random lnsanity / Unwritten FaceBook Laws...
« on: June 24, 2009, 11:51:44 pm »
For some weird reason, that picture reminds me of the Jungle Book. Where's Mowgli?

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Random lnsanity / Dear RIA: I present you: my band
« on: June 24, 2009, 06:46:05 pm »
Nice riffs, but good god the singer burns my ears at points

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Ambassador Sign-Ups / There better be some porn here
« on: June 18, 2009, 01:03:48 am »
I can fix that;

NSFW:

http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&...mp;aq=f&oq=


http://images.google.com/images?q=lesbian+...ficial&sa=2

http://www.megawank.com/pics/picturepost/l...-porn+-1229.jpg


best porn of all

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Ambassador Sign-Ups / There better be some porn here
« on: June 17, 2009, 08:57:39 am »
Your Nation's Ruler: In Spades
Your Alliance: Monos Archein
Your Alliance's Initials: MA
Your Alliance's primary team color: Maroon?
URL to your alliance's forum: www.monosarchein.com

I got bored, decided to drunkenly sign up here last night, and now I'm faced with the repercussions of requesting a mask in the morning. It's like going home with a fat chick trashed and waking up next to something that your first reaction is to stick a harpoon in.

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