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Random lnsanity / ATTN: Kenny
« on: January 28, 2008, 10:04:28 pm »
One of my RL friends who barely uses the internet Catch That Rickroll'd me. You should be proud.
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DamenDome (12:20:50 AM): Ever since played FF7, I can't think of the word "promised" or "land" in the same sentence without thinking of FF7
DamenDome (12:21:00 AM): That sentence contradicts itself
EnragedLobster89 (12:21:11 AM): >.>
DamenDome (12:21:17 AM): It's an emo sentence that hates itself
DamenDome (12:21:25 AM): Yeah you little whore of a sentence
DamenDome (12:21:30 AM): CUT CUT CUT'
DamenDome (12:21:41 AM): Ev- Sinc- pla- FF7 ----------------------------
DamenDome (12:21:45 AM): CUT CUT CUT
DamenDome (12:21:47 AM): -----------------------------------
DamenDome (12:21:51 AM): OH GOD OH GOD
DamenDome (12:21:54 AM): HE'S DEAD
EnragedLobster89 (12:21:57 AM): o.o
DamenDome (12:21:58 AM): HE'S FUCKING DEAD
EnragedLobster89 (12:22:07 AM): I'm slightly disturbed.
DamenDome (12:22:11 AM): EL, what the fuck did you do?!
DamenDome (12:22:19 AM): A SENTENCE IS DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU
DamenDome (12:22:27 AM): MAN DUDE YOU ARE IN DEEP SHIT
DamenDome (12:22:31 AM): DEEEEEEP SHIT
DamenDome (12:22:37 AM): I...I CAN'T BE SEEN WITH YOU
DamenDome (12:22:38 AM): GOODBYE
EnragedLobster89 (12:22:48 AM): o god
DamenDome (12:22:53 AM): EL, what are you doing here?
DamenDome (12:22:59 AM): Take a seat
DamenDome (12:23:03 AM): Take a seat
EnragedLobster89 (12:23:13 AM): I'd prefer to stand, thanks.
DamenDome (12:23:24 AM): What are you doing here, tonight?
EnragedLobster89 (12:23:46 AM): Not much.
DamenDome (12:23:49 AM): And, more importantly, what's in the sentence bag?
EnragedLobster89 (12:23:54 AM): Bored on a Friday night.
EnragedLobster89 (12:23:57 AM): Words.
DamenDome (12:24:01 AM): Words?
DamenDome (12:24:06 AM): Dead words?
EnragedLobster89 (12:24:12 AM): No, just words.
DamenDome (12:24:17 AM): CODE BANANA
DamenDome (12:24:22 AM): MOVE MOVE MOVE
EnragedLobster89 (12:24:23 AM): They can't be dead, being inanimate.
DamenDome (12:24:25 AM): TAKE THE BASTARD DOWN
DamenDome (12:24:37 AM): GET ON THE GROUND
DamenDome (12:24:41 AM): GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND'
DamenDome (12:24:58 AM): GET ON THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND
EnragedLobster89 (12:24:59 AM): No, I think I'll stay standing.
DamenDome (12:25:16 AM): PUT YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD
DamenDome (12:25:23 AM): PUT THE MOTHERFUCKING HANDS UP
EnragedLobster89 (12:25:26 AM): It's too cold.
EnragedLobster89 (12:25:39 AM): I'm keeping them in my pockets for warmth.
DamenDome (12:25:41 AM): I HAVE A FUCKING MACHINE GUN FULL OF LOADED oxETS
DamenDome (12:25:47 AM): YOU COULD BE DEAD IN HALF A SECOND
EnragedLobster89 (12:25:53 AM): Loaded oxets?
DamenDome (12:26:03 AM): DROP YOUR DRAWERS AND TOUCH YOUR TOES. I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A WOMAN
EnragedLobster89 (12:26:24 AM): Hell no.
DamenDome (12:26:35 AM): EL
DamenDome (12:26:38 AM): Are you scared?
EnragedLobster89 (12:26:58 AM): Not really.
DamenDome (12:26:58 AM): Are you scared, EL?
DamenDome (12:27:03 AM): Well you shou- wait, you aren't?
DamenDome (12:27:26 AM): ...
DamenDome (12:27:30 AM): You aren't?
DamenDome (12:27:33 AM): Seriously
EnragedLobster89 (12:27:34 AM): Nope.
DamenDome (12:27:37 AM): ...Dammit...well, you're on scare tactics...
EnragedLobster89 (12:28:00 AM): What, that faggot show where they try to scare people?
DamenDome (12:28:09 AM): Y...yes.
DamenDome (12:28:16 AM): Here
DamenDome (12:28:24 AM): Take this hundred dollar bill
DamenDome (12:28:29 AM): For being such a good sport
DamenDome (12:28:38 AM): After taxes...you owe us 30 dollars
DamenDome (12:28:40 AM): HAHAHAHHAAHA
DamenDome (12:28:44 AM): *jumps out window*
DamenDome (12:28:48 AM): *flies away*
EnragedLobster89 (12:28:53 AM): ...
EnragedLobster89 (12:29:00 AM): *takes $100*
EnragedLobster89 (12:29:05 AM): *doesn't pay taxes*
Mushroom Kingdom and Random Insanity Alliance present:
The Completely Original Treaty!
(Peace, Intelligence and Aid Treaty)
Preamble:
Mushroom Kingdom (from hereon in referred to as "MK") and Random Insanity Alliance (from hereon in referred to as "RIA"), do hereby commit to uphold the values of love, trust and friendship as life partners through this Peace, Intelligence and Aid Treaty. Furthermore, we, the undersigned alliances, also commit to uphold mutual respect
MK and RIA are to remain sovereign of one another and neither shall be governed by the other signatory and will remain so unless stated otherwise in a different document. There is to be no consequences for the breaking of articles of this treaty other than the display of distrust and a rift in the friendship created between MK and RIA through this treaty.
Article I ~ Peace
In order to uphold the principles of peace, MK and RIA agree to refrain from attack, both physical of and verbal, or commit actions unbecoming of friendship against the other party. Such actions are to be regarded as a violation of the PIAT.
1.) All members of MK and RIA will show respect for one another, whether it be in public or private sphere, in order to uphold the values of peace and friendship. Should a disagreement arise between MK and RIA, healthy debate is encouraged. However, flaming, trolling and general disrespect towards members of this PIAT will not be tolerable by either MK or RIA.
2.) No member of either signatory may participate in, support, or condone military action against a member within the corresponding signatory. Such acts of physical aggression are in direct violation of the principles of this treaty. Should a rouge member of either signatory attack the other signatory alliance, both sides shall work together to either find a peaceful resolution or means to take down the rouge combatant.
3.) All senators from both alliances agree not to sanction members of the other signatory alliance. However, such sanctions may be placed against nations declared rogues by both alliances.
Article II ~ Intelligence
Neither signatory alliance shall withhold information from the other signatory alliance that constitutes a direct threat to the security or well-being of the other signatory alliance. Both signatories shall strive to keep the each other informed of relevant information to either MK or RIA as often as possible.
Article III ~ Aid
In the event of an attack on either alliance by a third party outside of the treaty, the alliance under attack may request military or financial aid. The alliance receiving the request, while not obligated to, is strongly encouraged to send available aid to those in dire need. This article can be enacted by the leadership of either alliance, and legitimate requests for financial assistance include, but are not limited to: rogue attacks, both conventional and nuclear; wars, both large and small scale. Even if no request is made by the alliance under attack, the other alliance is still strongly encouraged to provide assistance. The signatory that has been requested to provide financial assistance has 72 hours to either approve or deny the request.
Article IV ~ Cancellation
Both signatory alliances agree that termination of this PIAT requires seventy-two hours notice to the leadership of the other signatory. This notice is required to be given firstly via private channels. Any intentional or planned violations of the articles within this treaty result in the treaty being considered immediately void, unless otherwise agreed upon by the leadership of both signatories.
Article V ~ Conclusion and Vows
So long as Fayt and Maria are destined to belong together in the Star Ocean universe, we, the undersigned, swear to uphold this treaty and follow the code of conduct presented in this treaty to the best of our abilities.
Signed for Mushroom Kingdom,
Archon - King.
Trace - Prince
AirMe - Lord High Envoy
Donut61 - Royal Diplomat
Niota - Mushroom Kingdom Diplomat to RIA
Signed for RIA,
Kaiser, War Advisor.
Delta1212, Leader
Moth, Cruncher of Numbers and Muncher of toniccorn
Loren, Head of Foreign Affairs
Special Shout out to Rynka who helped draft this treaty before she left Mushroom Kingdom long long ago.
tl;dr version:
THE LAST TREATY GOT CENSORED, SO HERE'S A FAMILY-FRIENDLY TREATY
Preamble:
TREATIES
FUCK YEAH
COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY, YEAH
TREATIES ARE THE ONLY WAY, YEAH
RIA, YOUR GAME IS THROUGH
CAUSE NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO
TREATIES
FUCK YEAH
WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN WE COME FOR YOU NOW
IT'S THE DREAM WE ALL SHARE
IT'S THE HOPE FOR TOMORROW
FUCK YEAH
PREAMBLE, FUCK YEAH
RIA, CORE FUCK YEAH
PIAT, FUCK YEAH
PEACE, FUCK YEAH
INTELLIGENCE, FUCK YEAH
AID, FUCK YEAH
TREATY
Article I: When two alliances each other, they don't attack each other.
Article II: When two alliances each other, they tell each other if some bad shit's goin' down.
Article III: When two alliances each other, they help each other in times of need.
Article %: When the pied piper happily prances across Abbey Road, a flaming monkey may fly by and chuck a rock at the piper's head. If the rock should bounce into the sewer, the rock could very well end up getting stuck in the filtration system at the local reservoir and causing it to shut down. Once the filter is down, the people are stuck with no clear water and are forced to clean themselves in rivers and streams while using salmon as loofahs. If a salmon should happen to object to its becoming a loofah, it may very well swim upstream to escape the ravenous crowds of dirty people and end up in a dark and spooky cave where a bear may swat at it from time to time, causing its paw to get wet. When the bear's paw is wet, it could go out of the cave in search of a dry place to wipe its paw off, but once it burritoss the shadowy confines of its cave, it could see a rabbit bounding away in the distance. Since the bear hasn't eaten anything, the hungry bear will chase the rabbit in the hopes of catching it for dinner. However, there could well be campers hiding in the nearby woods as the bear passes through, and the smell of cooking food may get to it. If the bear should happen to wander into the campground, the campers will say "oh shit!" and run away. While they are running, they could trip over the pied piper. The pied piper, with its new splitting headache, will then run down into town to pick up some aspirin to soothe his aching head. Upon getting his aspirin, he will then head back into the woods, crossing Abbey Road along the way. What does this have to do with the treaty? Vintus wanted it to be more randomly insane. Blame him.
Article IV: Florida
Article V: If RIA and CORE decide that they don't each other anymore, 48 hours notice is required.
Signed,
For the Random Insanity Alliance,
Delta1212, Leader
Vintus, Co-leader of Foreign War Economic Internal Affairs Planet, aka Co-leader
EnragedLobster, Head of Foreign Affairs and Family-Friendly Treaty Writer
Kaiser, War Adviser
Moth, Econo-Tyrant Extraordinaire
For the Confederation of Radical Elites,
Pikajew, The PokéPresident,
Keeper of the Poképeace, and All that is awesome
Sirettx, The Istari of Oversight
DAn123123, Alpha of Foreign Unity
The Istari Council:
Jutopia
Preatorian
Freidrich Wilhelm
Rytndaface
therealsuperjosh
that1dude22
cool3tool
Ferrie
Preamble:
Coalition of Royal Allied Powers, hereby known as CRAP, and the Random Insanity Alliance, hereby known as RIA, acknowledge their friendship through this treaty. Both CRAP and RIA are to remain sovereign, and commit to peaceful relations and mutual respect. The following is a Protectorate agreement between the two alliances; CRAP and RIA, to ensure that CRAP can grow and prosper, and eat lots and lots of pie.
Article I:
CRAP agrees that they will become a protectorate of the RIA. RIA will come to the aid of the CRAP in all defensive wars that CRAP gets involved in. Both alliances are to still remain sovereign.
Article II
Because CRAP is pretty much the only one benefiting from this, in return we will vote for whoever is currently running for Maroon Team Senate. This way, RIA benefits as well.
Article III
RIA agrees to help CRAP in any defensive wars that they get involved in, providing CRAP have a legitimate reason for fighting. RIA will give aid, financially and military to CRAP should they require it. If by some strange twist of fate RIA actually needs help fighting a war, CRAP may help by joining in on the battle, or by providing both financial and military aid as well.
Article IV:
CRAP may do as they wish foreign affair wise, however, if CRAP wishes to sign any sort of a pact with any other alliance, it is required that CRAP discusses the matter with RIA, just so that everybody knows what is going on.
Article V:
If either CRAP or RIA wish to establish trade relations by either asking for trades or establishing a Trade Circle with each other, they may feel free to do so.
Article VI
If CRAP has a situation that they don’t know how to resolve, CRAP may ask the RIA for advice on how to solve their problem. This is just to insure that CRAP can run as efficiently as possible.
Article VII:
All agreements made in the PIAT that CRAP and RIA has together still stand.
Article VIII: Void
This Treaty/Pact may be declared void, should either CRAP or RIA wish for it to end. For it to be declared void, one or both alliances must tell one another that they wish for it to be void, and provide a reason why they wish to end this Treaty/Pact.
Article IX: To sum it all up
Upon the signing of this document, both parties agree to all articles above, which basically says (in a long and drawn out process) that Coalition of Royal Allied Powers will become a protectorate of the Random Insanity Alliance.
Signed by:
Random Insanity Alliance[/u]
Delta1212, Leader
Vintus, Co-Leader
EnragedLobster, Head of Foreign Affairs
Kaiser, War Advisor
Moth, Economic Advisor
Coalition of Royal Allied Powers[/u]
Chuck Normis
Matthew Baer
Slicer845695
Reason #1 there will probably never be color forums again - Maroon.
enraged lobster is my hero.
If you (Enraged Lobster) think what they have done is honorable, you are beyond reaching and I wish you well.