Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on December 02, 2013, 04:18:33 am
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Spam is more than a forum or a post. It is an ideal. A way of life. It is the beating of your heart. Spam is also a meat product.
If you feel that the SPAM forum should come back, show your commitment by posting some here.
Until then, this will be the first thread whose subject can be summed up as:
- "Count to 1 million, Next Letter, First thing that comes to mind, Look at my raging Boner, Leo is dead long live the Leo, Who put the Ram in the Ramadamadingdong, RIA Military Leadership Conference."
Bring it on. All of it in one thread.
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bird
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First
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fake and gay
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Kaskus
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Ctrl + F Leo
Why?
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LOOK WHAT YOU STARTED KENNY, YOU MONSTER!!
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The spam forum is deleted and you are inconsolable. I take the hill while you're grieving. My hill.
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the spam forum still exists and this joke is terrible
topic locked
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Since when has this whole forum not been spam? As a side note, I have unlocked this thread with help from a source deep inside the RIA.
Viva la RIA-volution!
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Placeholder for if/when Kenny locks it again.
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Rebecca Black - PROM NIGHT! [lyrics] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz8EVnOxOyM#ws)
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Fuckin' A. Imagine being locked out of a thread like this by a Kaskus agent.
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Fuckin' A. Imagine being locked out of a thread like this by a Kaskus agent.
Will you please just shut up?
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Fuckin' A. Imagine being locked out of a thread like this by a Kaskus agent.
Will you please just shut up?
I'm going to need your badge, and your gun.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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ima trash this place until we get the spam forum back
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Ok, three words at a time, let's write a story together. I'll start:
Once upon a
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Dodgeball
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Fuck you, troll. Not even close.
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That's what your mom said (no homo)
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ima trash this place until we get the spam forum back
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I'm normally against crazy bitches, but for her I'd make an exception or two.
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Just as time and space are the physicist's way of ensuring that the whole universe doesn't happen all at once, the spam forum is our way of ensuring that the whole RIA doesn't happen all at the same time.
This thread clearly shows the value of the Spam forum.
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Forgive my ignorance, but who is that chick you are stalking?
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Forgive my ignorance, but who is that chick you are stalking?
talentless pop icon
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You shut your whore mouth.
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Wa-bam it's out there now!
Ain't no clearing the air like you passed wind son.
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PS:
http://www.arianagrande.com/ (http://www.arianagrande.com/)
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poop jokes
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Wa-bam it's out there now!
Ain't no clearing the air like you passed wind son.
Hataaz gonez hatez.
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she can hardly even lift that thing. breakable props are weird
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this picture is an accurate depiction of the OWF, discuss.
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this picture is an accurate depiction of the OWF, discuss.
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Who is that gal? She seems much more available, imo.
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this picture is an accurate depiction of the OWF, discuss.
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this picture is an accurate depiction of the OWF, discuss.
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42
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MXCVII
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Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front shoulda told you.
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Anus
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Unguent, I need unguent.
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Beer Beer Beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTxINWXNrPA#)
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Moth
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moth
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Moth
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Leo, Mia has been spotted recently.
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$Texas
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Leo, Mia has been spotted recently.
Ssh, you'll spook her.
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MIA !!!!1!!!one !
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Last post = I win.
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Bleak please.
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Let's be clear, there is no such thing as a thread that closes without my comments. I am the harbinger of death to any conversation. Bleak, you are gonna have to step up your game if you want to join me at the gates of Hades.
Am I right? Can I get a halelujah?
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So sayeth the shepherd, so sayeth the flock.
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So sayeth the shepherd, so sayeth the flock.
Get the flock out of here!
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That's flocked up.
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What should the punishment be? Perhaps a public flocking?
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Since when is flocking in public a bad thing?
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Is this flocking rediculous, or what?
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Its time
for the perculator
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I'm going to create a new alliance called Flockistan. Post here to apply.
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I bet people flock to it.
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Are we flocking a dead horse?
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I'm not into flocking bestiality, bro.
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I'm not into flocking bestiality, bro.
That's a flocking lie.
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Flock you, you little flocker.
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Will someone please flock this thread.
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no flock you
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Flock and load motherflocker.
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Must be the flock of the Irish.
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Yeah man, whatever flocks your boat...
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Flock the flog with the flim-flam flappity doo-dah. Bippedy.
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Lol
I read this in Eddie Murphy's voice from one of his early stand up routines.
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Bill Cosby Bukowski Presents: The jPhone LIME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhLOd3gufnQ#ws)
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Bliss.
I am outside in the backyard, on a pitch black night. A thin layer of cloud in the cold and humid night muffles the Moon, and obscures the stars. It is about 5 degres Celcius, so maybe 39 Fahrenheit, and a light and steady wind blows coldly from the north. I just finished smoking a doobie, and am now sipping 17 year old Balvenie and finishing a cuban cigar.
Across the reasonable sized yard in suburban Brussels lie the hedges. You see, when I decided to rent the house, I accepted responsibility for the gardening, and hedges in this part of Europe are serious affairs. The ones at the other end of the garden are 30 feet accross, and almost 15 feet deep. And they stand at about 9 feet tall. The inner structure of the hedge is complex and ancient - the hedge has probably been there for a century.
This summer, my 72 year old dad flew over here to help me with the gardening, and we climbed the branches with a huge hedge trimmer like gorillas. No, not like chimps. It was not a great display of finnesse. It reminded me of a documentary I saw as a child where a gorilla walked through a jungle, knocking trees all along his path to give a more terrifying impression to a rival. The rival did the same, and they settled peacefully, but not before they had a chance to posture and make a lot of unneccessary noise at each other. Yeah. No. We climbed the hedges like gorillas. Anyway, it was a good day, totally exhausting, and the end result was a beautifully trimmed hedge.
I am wearing two pairs of pants, a sweater and windproof sailing jacket, and a felt Stetson. I can hold out forever, but my fingertips are numb, so I really need to put this tablet away and warm my hands in my pockets.
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Bliss.
I am outside in the backyard, on a pitch black night. A thin layer of cloud in the cold and humid night muffles the Moon, and obscures the stars. It is about 5 degres Celcius, so maybe 39 Fahrenheit, and a light and steady wind blows coldly from the north. I just finished smoking a doobie, and am now sipping 17 year old Balvenie and finishing a cuban cigar.
Across the reasonable sized yard in suburban Brussels lie the hedges. You see, when I decided to rent the house, I accepted responsibility for the gardening, and hedges in this part of Europe are serious affairs. The ones at the other end of the garden are 30 feet accross, and almost 15 feet deep. And they stand at about 9 feet tall. The inner structure of the hedge is complex and ancient - the hedge has probably been there for a century.
This summer, my 72 year old dad flew over here to help me with the gardening, and we climbed the branches with a huge hedge trimmer like gorillas. No, not like chimps. It was not a great display of finnesse. It reminded me of a documentary I saw as a child where a gorilla walked through a jungle, knocking trees all along his path to give a more terrifying impression to a rival. The rival did the same, and they settled peacefully, but not before they had a chance to posture and make a lot of unneccessary noise at each other. Yeah. No. We climbed the hedges like gorillas. Anyway, it was a good day, totally exhausting, and the end result was a beautifully trimmed hedge.
I am wearing two pairs of pants, a sweater and windproof sailing jacket, and a felt Stetson. I can hold out forever, but my fingertips are numb, so I really need to put this tablet away and warm my hands in my pockets.
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Bleeps.
I am on the bridge, on a pitch black night in space. A sudden layer of static in the climate-controlled night muffles the screen, and obscures the creeps. It is about 20 degrees Celcius, so maybe 68 Fahrenheit, and a light and steady air condition blows from the north. I just finished smoking a doobie, and am now sipping a Mr. Coffee and finishing a can of Perri-Air.
Across the reasonable sized bridge stands Dark Helmet and Colonel Sanders. You see, when I decided to take this job, I accepted responsibility for Mr. Radar, and radar in this part of the bridge is a serious affair. The ones at the other end of the bridge are Azzholes, and there's more than 15 of them. And they stand at about 6 feet tall. The inner structure of the military is complex and ancient - and full of Azzholes.
This night, my 72 year old Mr. Radar was trying to help me with tracking the creeps, and we sent the sweeps with a huge wave like whales. No, not like dolphins. It was not a great display of finesse. It reminded me of a documentary I saw as a child where a whale swam through an ocean, knocking boats all along his path to give a more terrifying impression to a rival. The rival did the same, and they settled peacefully, but not before they had a chance to posture and make a lot of unnecessary noise at each other. Yeah. No. We sent the sweeps like whales. Anyway, it was a good day, totally exhausting, and the end result was losing the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.
I am wearing one pair of white pants, a black shirt and white button-up shirt over that, and a huge white plastic bubble-shaped helmet. I can't hold out forever, so I pick up my intercom and announce "I'm having trouble with the radar sir." It appears to be... jammed!
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Bongos.
I am standing on the porch, on a pitch black night. A particularly insidious and near silent fart squeeks past my buttcheeks, masking the natural fragrances of the nearby jungle. It is about 35 degrees Celsius, so about 308 Kelvin, and a warm and humid wind blows in from the east. I just finished eating a magic brownie, and am now sipping a chotonicte moo-moo and smoking a hooka.
Across the estate stands the edge of the jungle. You see, when I acquired the estate as my God-given birthright, I took responsibility for the slash-and-burn operations, and jungles in this part of Africa are serious affairs. The one that starts at the end of the estate extends for many hundreds of miles, and the canopy is over 40 majestic feet high. The ecosystem it contains thrives in its complexity, richness, and variety - it has probably been there for a million years.
This summer, my 30-something brother took a train down here to help me extend our holdings, and we rampaged around the jungle like Firestar and the huge dragon at the end of "How to Train your Dragon". No, not like butterflies. It was not a breathtaking display of grace. It reminded me of an episode of Spiderman where Iceman was put to sleep in a cage over a live volcano, and Spiderman and Firestar were helpless until a huge beast or Hunter knocked their cages down and they burst open and beat all the bad guys up and set everything on fire. It was not clear on account of being a kid's show, but I am sure there were a lot of burning carcasses and screaming women and children scattered all over the landscape. Yeah. No. We rampaged across the jungle ecosystem and villages like the dragon, and a very bad, male Firestar. Anyway, it was a good day, totally exhausting, and the end result was a detoniculated field of hot ash ready for tobacco planting.
I am not wearing any pants, but am wearing a perforated wife-beater, a pirate belt, and a Confederate bandana. I could have held out forever but need to rummage the ruins in search of more marshmallows.
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You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?
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You guys watch Tyler Perry movies?
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We sent the sweeps like whales.
;_;7
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This thread is so bad
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This thread is excellent
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I think Biff is a gif.
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Moth
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This thread is so bad
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#birdup
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i don't get it.
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i don't get it.
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i don't get it.
No you don't. Twice.
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Wow.
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is that Nicholas Cage?
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No, dummy. It's a cat.
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Oh, yep, its a cat
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It's funny - now that you said it, it does kind of look like Nicholas Cage. Weird.
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I just mentioned it because Nicholas Cage as a cat was a pretty big meme back in the day.
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I wish nicholas cage as a cat was real
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I feel like I could talk to him about anything and he'd be real chill and nice about it
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I dunno. What about "Super Chemical Freak Nicholas Cage Cat"? He might be a little intense.
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you know what confuses me most about this thread. The spam forums have been turned on for like a month and nobody has posted in it...
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I still can't see them...
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Yeah, I still can't see them either. That said, I think this thread breathes new life into Snowbound's favourite pastime.
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Yeah, I still can't see them either. That said, I think this thread breathes new life into Snowbound's favourite pastime.
Not even top ten
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Yeah, I still can't see them either. That said, I think this thread breathes new life into Snowbound's favourite pastime.
Not even top ten
But top eleven, am I rite?
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Yeah, I still can't see them either. That said, I think this thread breathes new life into Snowbound's favourite pastime.
Not even top ten
But top eleven, am I rite?
maybe
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I will get to the two of you soon enough.
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I am in the backyard again.. In evidence of today's rains, the air is damp, but the air is still. The previous week has been unseasonably warm and sunny and dry for such a cold and damp part of the world. So, you can feel the humidity dropping as the still green grass and shrubs have a drink.There is a meteor shower peaking tonight, the aptly named Gamma-Normids, and even on dry nights it is impossible to have a clear view of the sky so near the photon glow of the city. I was out here last night too, and have so far not seen a single goddamn meteor. Now I am wondering if Belgians have a different mythology in their culture regarding the night sky. I mean, I joked when I first got here that Belgians did not believe in stars. Almost the whole first year was covered by cloud, rain and wind.
So in this cold and increasingly dry, dark backyard, I am sitting and drinking alone, smoking cigars and a joint while my wife and two young boys sleep upstairs. And I wonder if this is healthy. But getting me away from any of these joys, and especially their combination, would really be just like pulling teeth. I figure the only thing that would scare me back onto the right path would be if a wolf suddenly jumped out of the bushes and attacked me. Being mauled by a wolf, which I am guessing would be inevitable even if I were to emerge victorious, would be pretty unpleasant and most likely traumatic. I would then find myself in a few months with my brother and best friend Chris on our annual sea kittening trip unable to smoke, and probably muttering incomprehensibly. When, on the third or fourth night, they would quit calling me a pussy and a wimp and realize there is something genuinely wrong with me, they would be too dazed to do anything about it.
But I spring into action, and like a man possessed with the Gospel, suddenly find my tongue. I explain to them in vivid detail how the wolf attacked me while I was sitting peacefully in my lawn chair, alone, outside in the backyard, smoking Cubans, having a scotch, while the family slept upstairs, and too stoned to not be able to beat a rabid wolf to death with my bare hands without getting mauled. Not very manly. No, not very manly indeed. I tell them that I sacrificed my left arm to burritos my right arm free to expertly uppercut the wolf in the windpipe, and feel its lifeforce wither away. They enquire whether I will be able to ever walk again; I reply tentatively, but feel the need to reassure them that my cock still works. I explain that the wolf thrashed around a lot as it suffocated, and although one would not think about it in the moment, one should really watch out for their claws. This fact explains my legs, my fucked up face, and why my ears, nose, and right forearm were also missing. We discuss theories on why the only part of the wolf that was recovered was its left canine stuck in my right buttock. I still don't think it could have gotten far. They ask me if I am concerned about the prescription opiates being addictive. I tell them that I really don't care.
Chris starts to get paranoid, and asks what we would do if, as we were sitting around the campfire, assuming we were all still in good health and not a busload of faceless triplegics, a bear suddenly jumped out of the trees and attacked him. My brother and I are both stumped, and eventually honestly admit that we would run away and wish him luck. A few long, tense, and quiet minutes pass, and my brother adds unhelpfully that he would come back with a broom and try to scare the aggressive, 1200 lb Grizzly off. So I turn the question on Chris, and he says that he would make a lot of noise to try to spook it long enough for us to all get away. This seems sensible, but my bother is a curmudgeon, and doubts our ability to execute.
At that point, the joint comes around to me, and I say what the fuck I have nothing to lose. Under the influence of a drug that makes you forget literally everything, we swear to never smoke again, excepting certain key events. We add over 900 exceptions that evening, including being alone in the backyard on a cold still night with a scotch and a cigar.