Why is that the only type of pornography you collect?

Hi Mia : )

"If I want to be a complete freak and harass people all across the forum whenever they post and derail topics talking about them in a tremendously creepy and annoying fashion then by god who are you to stop me?"

I hate asking for things but...http://store.steampowered.com/sub/469/?snr=1_7_7_151_150_1

Pretty please?

Also I'd add you but I haven't bought any games for myself yet and it won't let me.

(probably not safe for children or those with delicate sensibilities)

This is what happens when someone tries to fuck with RIA when I'm around:

[21:33] * hankidan[GATO] (chatzilla@9C7B18BB.59234647.ECA3E575.IP) has joined #ria
[21:33] <hankidan[GATO]> so
[21:33] <hankidan[GATO]> wheres the dow protecting your allies in polar
[21:33] <hankidan[GATO]> that should have came like a week ago
[21:34] <hankidan[GATO]> i'm begining to think we have a new optional alliance
[21:35] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Hahahaha
[21:35] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Go back to sucking off C&G you pathetic cunt.
[21:35] <hankidan[GATO]> Random Indecisive Alliance
[21:35] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You think you're all hard now.
[21:35] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Get the fuck out faggot.
[21:35] <hankidan[GATO]> go back to sucking off xiph
[21:36] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Good one dipshit.
[21:36] <hankidan[GATO]> don't you guys have a war to try and figure out how not to enter
[21:36] <hankidan[GATO]> i mean
[21:36] <hankidan[GATO]> infra before friends and all that
[21:36] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Don't you have a war to try and figure out how to lose?
[21:36] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> GATO is pathetic.
[21:36] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are pathetic.
[21:36] <hankidan[GATO]> tell you what
[21:37] <hankidan[GATO]> back that up with some action
[21:37] <hankidan[GATO]> and we'll wipe the floor with youy
[21:37] <hankidan[GATO]> *you
[21:37] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Do you remember what happened last time GATO and GOD fought?
[21:38] <hankidan[GATO]> tell you what
[21:38] <hankidan[GATO]> you bring it
[21:38] <hankidan[GATO]> we'll see what happens
[21:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> When's the last time GATO did anything of any signifigance on its own?
[21:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're followers.
[21:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Ankle biters.
[21:39] <[]> GATO, let's be honest. You're such a terrible alliance that your only achievement is being 'Worst Alliance Ever' for the longest period of time.
[21:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're nothing.
[21:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Go drink some bleach faggot.
[21:40] <%Gibsonator21> oh hankidan[GATO]
[21:40] <%Gibsonator21> you poor pathetic fucker
[21:40] <hankidan[GATO]> pretty sure that our major achievement is being the oldest alliance on CN
[21:40] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Wow
[21:40] <hankidan[GATO]> gibs - comming from you
[21:40] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You exist.
[21:40] <+AngelRick[GOD]> Congrats on sucking for that long
[21:40] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Congratulations.
[21:40] <hankidan[GATO]> thats fucking rich
[21:40] <%Gibsonator21> i agree, coming from me you should take it to heart
[21:40] <%Gibsonator21> because i like you
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> and jesus christ you've all become just terrible
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> or maybe i was blind when i was with you
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> who knows
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> but wow
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> you're even a Polar supporter
[21:41] <hankidan[GATO]> or, your blind now
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> and you're in here trolling their allies
[21:41] <hankidan[GATO]> what allies
[21:41] <Jaiar> hankidan[GATO] your alliance has seen 12 days of war in the last 20 or so months...and even then you left your allies on the battlefield...and despite all that peace you guys finally made it to 8mil NS...gtfo
[21:41] <hankidan[GATO]> i don't see any allies
[21:41] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Hey Jaiar
[21:41] <hankidan[GATO]> i see a bunch of cowards hiding in a corner
[21:42] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> They're the oldest alliance in CN.
[21:42] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> That means something right?
[21:42] <hankidan[GATO]> its like that kid
[21:42] <%Gibsonator21> SniperJoe[GOD]
[21:42] <%Gibsonator21> tbf
[21:42] <hankidan[GATO]> playing duck duck goose
[21:42] <%Gibsonator21> NPO had them as a colony for about a year too
[21:42] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Yup.
[21:42] <%Gibsonator21> so, they werent sovereign for the whole time
[21:42] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> GATO's always been somebody's bitch.
[21:42] <hankidan[GATO]> "oh please don't pick me, oh please don't pick me, oh shit, he picked me, oh god, what do i do now"
[21:42] <+AngelRick[GOD]> What the hell are you saying.
[21:42] <%Gibsonator21> hankidan[GATO] why dont you counter some points instead of furthering your pathetic image
[21:43] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> He's grasping at straws because he has no ground to stand on whatsoever.
[21:43] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You came in here to try to troll and act like a hardass.
[21:43] <%Gibsonator21> oldest alliance in the game is only a nice recruiting chip
[21:43] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You failed.
[21:43] <%Gibsonator21> it doesnt give you a right to respect
[21:43] <%Gibsonator21> that has to be earned by doing something yourself
[21:43] <hankidan[GATO]> hey gibs
[21:43] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Go wrap your mouth around more C&G dick you shithead.
[21:43] <hankidan[GATO]> take a look at my casualties will you
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> amazing
[21:44] <Jaiar> lol
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> thats such a great argument
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> you've accomplished so much
[21:44] <[]> If I could find GATO's casualties, I'd look.
[21:44] <[]> Unfortunately... I haven't seen any.
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> [], they got about a weeks worth in february
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> but they accomplished their goals!
[21:44] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You having casualties doesn't mean shit.
[21:44] <[]> I must have missed it...
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> i wonder if Polar and RIA feel they're doign whats right
[21:44] <[]> With them being irrelevent and all
[21:44] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're still a retarded follower in a retarded follower alliance.
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> when GATO does it, its all good
[21:45] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are the retarded little brother.
[21:45] <%Gibsonator21> i cant blame hankidan[GATO] tbqh
[21:45] <hankidan[GATO]> oh, and gibs, your right, i do support polar.  well, that is until grub pissed me off
[21:45] <%Gibsonator21> oh noes
[21:45] <%Gibsonator21> but yeah, anyway
[21:45] <%Gibsonator21> he doesnt know much on the outside world, just goes off what he's told
[21:46] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Then he shouldn't come in here talking shit and pretending he can tell his dick from a limp sausage.
[21:46] <%Gibsonator21> SniperJoe[GOD]
[21:46] <%Gibsonator21> show some respect
[21:46] <%Gibsonator21> they're the oldest alliance in the game
[21:46] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're right, sorry.
[21:48] <%Gibsonator21> anyway
[21:48] <%Gibsonator21> that was fun
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Yup.
[21:48] <hankidan[GATO]> thats only if their alliances don't puss out
[21:48] <%Gibsonator21> thanks for the heads up SniperJoe[GOD]
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> LOL
[21:48] <hankidan[GATO]> and actually defend their allies
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Keep trying
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You may get somewhere
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Or not.
[21:48] * %Gibsonator21 sighs
[21:48] <%Gibsonator21> he's almost as bad as bluestrike
[21:48] <hankidan[GATO]> i mean
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Keep digging that hole you fucking ignoramus.
[21:48] <hankidan[GATO]> you guys should be able to see the writing on the wall,
[21:49] <hankidan[GATO]> first they came for polars allies
[21:49] <hankidan[GATO]> polar ignored it
[21:49] <hankidan[GATO]> then they came for polar
[21:49] <hankidan[GATO]> polar's allies ignored it
[21:49] <hankidan[GATO]> guess who's next
[21:49] <%Gibsonator21> GATO
[21:49] <+AngelRick[GOD]> ^
[21:49] <%aithne> ^^
[21:49] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> And the sad thing is that GATO will have had absolutely nothing to do with any of it.
[21:49] <%Gibsonator21> fun part is SniperJoe[GOD]
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You'll ride the coattails of others with more charisma and political savvy than you.
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> even if they were involved
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> they would be torched
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> and probably surrender
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> And act like a hardass and claim victory for things you had nothing to do with.
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> because they couldnt handle a week at war, let alone be near the center of a conflict
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Go fuck yourself.
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> jesus, you would fold soooo fast
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are a child.
[21:50] <hankidan[GATO]> gibs - we had our fun in the sun
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> 4 years ago
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> What, for the first few months of the game?
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Blow me.
[21:50] <%aithne> so what, time to retire now?
[21:50] <hankidan[GATO]> GW1, GW2, GW3, GATO-1V
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> "retired"
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> that means washed up
[21:51] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> And exactly Gibs.
[21:51] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> They're trash.
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> they've never recovered from NPO
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> stats, sure, great stats
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> thats it
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> and they'd lose a quarter of them in a week
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> just like last time
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> then beg for peace
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> while their allies remain fighting
[21:52] <%Gibsonator21> also
[21:52] <%Gibsonator21> i just lol'd
[21:52] <%Gibsonator21> Number of Soldiers Lost in All Wars.    704,585 Attacking + 1,138,750 Defending = 1,843,335 Casualties
[21:52] <%Gibsonator21> for 1600 days
[21:52] <%Gibsonator21> thats not a lot at all
[21:52] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Wow
[21:52] <hankidan[GATO]> i will gaurentee you that we can outfight GOD
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> prove it
[21:53] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You fought GOD before!
[21:53] <hankidan[GATO]> lets see the DoW
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> we already gave you exhibit A a few months ago
[21:53] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> And you were fucking slaughtered.
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> lmao
[21:53] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You idiot.
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> "we can beat you, so hit us"
[21:53] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> God you're so goddamn dumb.
[21:53] <+AngelRick[GOD]> How many allies would you have to pull in to beat us now?
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> all of C&G
[21:53] <hankidan[GATO]> none
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> just to stand a chance
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> i bet they would bring LoSS
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> LoSS would take out SF by itself
[21:54] <%Gibsonator21> .. or they'd lose their entire upper tier in a round to the smallest SF alliance
[21:54] <+AngelRick[GOD]> hahaha oh gosh
[21:55] <%Gibsonator21> they're scared
[21:55] <%brian|ria> sounds good to me
[21:55] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> I'd tell GATO to send someone halfway competent next time they want to troll, but they don't have anyone.
[21:55] <hankidan[GATO]> you do realize that CnG would wipe the floor with SF right
[21:55] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Oh well!
[21:55] <%Gibsonator21> they wont do it without allies
[21:55] <%Gibsonator21> then declare dude
[21:55] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> GATO won't do anything without the approval of their masters.
[21:55] <+AngelRick[GOD]> Come on, it's just GOD, apparently you can beat the crap out of us
[21:55] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Just like always.
[21:55] <%Gibsonator21> dont come in bragging about how great you are and how bad we are, then say come at me
[21:55] <%Gibsonator21> back something up
[21:56] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Man you just don't know when to quit do you?
[21:56] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You should have stopped pretty much right after I started talking and made you look like an ass.
[21:56] <%aithne> joe, you're taking him seriously?
[21:56] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> But you didn't.
[21:56] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Of course not.
[21:56] <hankidan[GATO]> i'm a little stubborn
[21:56] <hankidan[GATO]> ask gibs
[21:56] <%Gibsonator21> true
[21:57] <%Gibsonator21> but you should at least have something to back up your argument
[21:57] <%Gibsonator21> not just "come at me bro"
[21:57] <%Gibsonator21> or say you'd beat us, when we stomped you in the last war
[21:57] <hankidan[GATO]> you know that half of GATO is more hippy than France right
[21:57] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Thanks for backing up what I've been saying???
[21:58] <hankidan[GATO]> and need to be attacked before actually giving a fuck in a war
[21:58] <%Gibsonator21> yet you constantly talk up how great you are and how you could beat x alliance
[21:58] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> LOL!
[21:58] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are great.
[21:58] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Can we keep you?
[21:58] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> I'll keep you in a nice little cage and feed you and piss in your face every once in a while.
[22:01] <%Gibsonator21> guess he crawled back in his hole and will appear next time he's called
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Dunno Gibs
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> I thought that a couple times.
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> But he always came back for more.
[22:01] <%Gibsonator21> its pathetic tbqh
[22:01] <hankidan[GATO]> ill be back
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> I sure hope so.
[22:01] <%Gibsonator21> please dont
[22:01] <hankidan[GATO]> till i see a fucking dow thread
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Hahahaha
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are not worth it.
[22:01] <hankidan[GATO]> course
[22:01] * %Gibsonator21 sighs
[22:02] <hankidan[GATO]> juding by the population of SF
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> old GATO was cool
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> this GATO needs to be curbstomped
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're GATO!
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You can't talk shit about anyone in the game.
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Not even Legion.
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> ^ lol its true
[22:02] <hankidan[GATO]> everyone can talk shit about lolegion
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Get the fuck in reality please.
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> no
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> No.
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are that pathetic.
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> Legion did something
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> they stopped sucking anothers cock and put up
[22:02] <+AngelRick[GOD]> Legion actually stood up for themselves.
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> you havent
[22:02] <PapaJacky[Legion]> you'd only talk shit about legion because you're sucking CnG's cock
[22:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You talk shit and hide behind the skirts of those more intelligent and powerful to you waiting for things to happen.
[22:03] <PapaJacky[Legion]> maybe if gato grew balls again
[22:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're worthless.
[22:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> And have been since the beginning.
[22:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You take up space.
[22:03] <hankidan[GATO]> really, we didn't stand up for ourselves?
[22:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Fuck yourself.
[22:03] <%Gibsonator21> no
[22:03] <%Gibsonator21> you didnt
[22:03] <hankidan[GATO]> GW1, GW2, GW3, GATO-!V
[22:03] <%aithne> so brian, is this how wars are started?
[22:03] * %Gibsonator21 facepalms
[22:03] <hankidan[GATO]> *1V
[22:03] * Gibsonator21 sets mode: +b *!*@9C7B18BB.59234647.ECA3E575.IP
[22:03] <PapaJacky[Legion]> why do you think IRON actually has respect
[22:03] * hankidan[GATO] was kicked by Gibsonator21 (you're an idiot, to think i used to like you)

I would like to thank the RIA, Mia, Skylar, Mogar (especially Mogar), my dear old mum, Leo, Jesus, and Xiphosis, our lord and savior, for this wonderful honor. I could not have made it this far without all of you. My whole life I've always wanted to be a pretty princess. My parents told me that wasn't normal for boys and that I couldn't be a princess. I finally get to beautiful and wear a pretty dress, just like I've always wanted. I love you all.

Maybe he closed your thread because you're a terrible poster and an attention whore.

But that's just speculation on my part.