There Will Be Brawl

[KingRanter]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/vie...496-Episode-One

5 episodes and 1 filler right now. "Welcome to a world of dark humor starring the classic game characters you thought you knew and loved." This isn't a machinima, it's actual actors who are acting. Watch and discuss.

[Ganon5]

Nah

[Untelligent]

Dammit, you reminded me that I haven't played Brawl in months due to Brawl breaking all of my gamecube controllers.

[KingRanter]

How did Brawl break your controllers?

It broke one of mine when it threw the controller at the floor when it lost against retarded ganging computers >_>

[Untelligent]

Many years ago, my little brother was playing Melee with me. He kept losing and eventually rageflung some stuff at me. Most of them hit me, but the controller missed and hit the wall behind me, busting the stick.

Years later long after we ascended to Brawl, it eventually started to wear out the pad on the stick and it eventually fell off. Hurt like hell to use it even before when it was just a tear in the pad, and it was apparently too porous to tape the damn thing back on, so I just stopped using it.

My other two working controllers, both crappy wireless ones, died at the same time (and less than a month before the second one began to stab me). I have no idea what happened to them, but the only thing I'd been using them for was Brawl.

The fifth one, which I bought after I didn't have any controllers left, was a complete piece of trash (also wireless) that I do not blame Brawl in any way for, but it still didn't work.



Nintendo does not know how to make a decent control stick. The N64 sticks we're too skinny and easily damaged, and the Gamecube sticks we're painful wads of some sharp material covered in a half-assed rubberish pad.

Also I am now prejudiced against wireless controllers.

[pielord47]

(Use the Wiimote)

[IronSoldier820]

Amen to that. What really sucks is that I still have a lo of N64 games from my childhood days that would be fun to bust out, but I have no working controllers to play them with. All 4 of my controllers have weak control sticks at the least, where you have to damn near break the thing to register that your character is running and not walking. If not for the control sticks, they'd all be fine.

[KingRanter]

I never had a problem with my N64 controllers, and the only issue i had with the control stick was that it was kind of wobbly at the base, but nothing ever broke. I did however, use to have a SNES turbo controller that was see through and larger than the normal ones, and somehow it got smashed on the side. It was still operable, just weird to hold.

[Untelligent]

(Use the Wiimote)

I tried, it was bloody awful, especially after playing Melee and Brawl with the gamecube controllers for so long.

Besides, we only have one nunchuck for some reason, and playing without the nunchuck is even worse.

[KingRanter]

I personally can stand using the wiimote in a situation where there's no other option, but there's been cases where others didn't have a gamecube controller and their wiimote was sticky or something and moving around was more wonky than normal

[shahman]

Brawl is only good vs other people...and then the Nintendo pvp is baddd, too laggy

[KingRanter]

agreed

[Dontasemebro]

any of u actually watch the video? imho it kinda went too slow

[KingRanter]

yeah it's pretty slow, that's definitely an issue, but I get pretty pumped about it after watching it.

[shahman]

Brawlgasm is better.

[KingRanter]

Brawlgasm is better.

no it isn't. Brawlgasm is funnier, yes, but There Will Be Brawl isn't really going for funny.

also, brawlgasm is a machinima. There will be Brawl is actual actors and filming etc.