Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Kenneth Kenstar on November 28, 2011, 03:11:26 pm
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I want it to be really well done so that it goes well with large amounts of ketchup.
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Whats your wattage and do you mind if it's cut up?
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I don't know my microwave's wattage, I didn't see that on the front anywhere.
I definitely don't mind if it's cut up, but I hope you don't have it yourself because I prefer the way my mom cuts it.
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2 hours
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I'll just guess and say 1000
If it was me, I cut it into strips and nuke it for 1.5 to 2 minutes and check it. If you try to nuke a big chunk you'll have varying temps and that can be unpleasant no matter how much ketchup you use. Bovine is tough to microwave and be happy about it afterwards.
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I actually like it chewy.
What would be the optimal setting for chewy steak w/ ketchup?
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you could try 60% power and 2.5 - 3 minutes. I'm sort of guessing here because I've only attempted to reheat tri-tip quesadillas with varying success. What kind of steak are we talking, New York strip?
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Flank steak
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I didn't know the RIA also offers cooking courses
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Man up and grill the bitch.
Or at least George Foremen it.
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I don't want to start a fire and I don't know how to use a grill
Please, let's just focus on my microwaved steak
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I want microwaved food too, i have the microwave and i have eggs, cheese, bread, ketchup, leftover butter chicken and lots of veggies.
Help, i r huuhhhngry.
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microwaved steak? do you have an oven available? Pan fry that cocksucker salt pepper broil it bake it.
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Come on guys, i'm serious, help me out here.
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Come on guys, i'm serious, help me out here.
I've never tried making omelets in the microwave don't think it would work
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Come on guys, i'm serious, help me out here.
I've never tried making omelets in the microwave don't think it would work
I've done it before. It's not that good. But it does work. They come out kinda like fluffy buffet type eggs.
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Damnit Kenny, I came in to recommend ketchup.
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Flank steak
I love you.
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What kind of ketchup?
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Man up and grill the bitch.
:facepalm:
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What kind of ketchup?
How many kinds are there? :?
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I wish they still made purple ketchup.
Yeah, I was one of those kids.
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What kind of ketchup?
How many kinds are there? :?
Well, there is Heinz, of course. Then all the other brands that try to emulate Heinz. Then there is apparently the purple kind. But if it is a steak, then you want a specialised steak ketchup - the chunky kind. You might have to go to a yuppie's home to find it, but it is really the right way to go.
On the subject of MW a steak, maybe it's the Irish in me, but what you should do is put it in a bowl of water, and then nuke the whole kit and cabootle for 5 minutes on high. It will taste like shit, but at least be more recognizable as shit than MW it straight up, and will deliver a more consistently chewy experience.
If you really want to spruce it up, cover the bowl with a little aluminium foil, and watch the sparks fly.
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Banana ketchup.
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Banana ketchup needs only the company of a spoon.
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I used to microwave spiders when I was a kid. I still remember the smell. I don't microwave things anymore.
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Did you eat them?
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Did you eat them?
I know the're edible but still the thought of it Yuck
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRx8lnpUXvtFPSFAusBwh5-jrZCL4jJ7w6essg1RCupAENxHN7F4hZxraM)
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I never would have guessed that Llamavore was Thai.
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I saw a guy on TV eat fried tarantulas or something, he said they tasted like crab. makes sense... crabs are basically sea spiders. well except some crabs just eat carrion... the spiders eat fresher food so they might taste even better.
but no, I didn't eat them. anything smaller than a tarantula isn't really edible, it's all bony legs and hairs and fangs and guts. I think the part you'd want to eat is the leg meat.
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Well, Llamavore, thanks for that ramble, but it is a little beside the point, isn't it? Are you Thai?
Also, I don't think Abe specified that he planned to eat the steak. Seriously Abe, what are you planning to do with your micro-boiled ketchup steak? Practice cunnilingus?
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no, I'm not thai
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Do you like thai? I think it's awesome, but it makes me shit myself silly.
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haven't had it in more than 10 years but yeah, from what I recall it's good
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What happens to spiders when you nuke them?
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spider pop corn ?
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Indian food makes thai taste like cotton candy....
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Good point - but Indian food is more honest. As you eat it you know there will be repercussions in 20 minutes (especially if you tell them that you've lived in India, so not to hold back). It really is like burning the candle at both ends, with a colossal "hoops of fire" finish.
Thai goes down smooth with an explosice, causitic finish. Lemongrass my ass.
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What happens to spiders when you nuke them?
they wiggle around for a bit then stumble over. the microwaves boil their insides until their abdomen pops. smells bad.
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Interesting. I imagine that it smells like burnt hair.
Ever microwave a baby?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macdonald_triad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macdonald_triad)
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Interesting. I imagine that it smells like burnt hair.
Ever microwave a baby?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macdonald_triad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macdonald_triad)
TOOOtally
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Bump this is important
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Minute. Then see if it's hot enough, if not, go another.
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meat is murder
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meat is murder
Tasty murder.
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if your microwave is fancy enough there is probably a setting for cooking meat where you enter the weight and it auto times it for you.