Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Cactuar Welcome Hall => New Member Portal => Topic started by: Lemon on December 25, 2009, 04:29:43 am
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Aloha!
Lemon calls himself Lemon, and so does everyone else. Therefore Lemon is Lemon, and that's the end of that.
How did Lemon come about they ask?
Lemon was a lemon from the moment Lemon gained conciousness. Supposedly he came from a Lemon Tree, which of course is where most lemons come from, or so Lemon was told. So why the **** can he talk they ask. Who knows, and who cares? Surely not you?
Can I squeeze you?
The answer is obvious, I say no more, except... Squeeze-Lemon-not and Lemon won't gun you down with Lemon's butter-gun and mini-mini bazooka. Lemon's fiesty little hands are not to be triffled with! Those with excessive needs for squeezing, */me points at Agent Lemon* there's your target. His oh-oh so squishy! And much better for squeezing then lil Lemon here.
Lemonade?
Lemon wishes to remind all that this is one sour little citrus and will by no means taste good in Lemonade. Juice-me-not!
Conclusion: Lemon is a lemon and forever remains enigmatic, therefore any attempts to uncover Lemon's past or origin will more then likely end in failure. Ask Lemon nothing and Lemon will tell you no lies.
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Can I have some Lemon juice?
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fuck I want lemonade. Fuck your Mother I want lemonade!
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Can I have some Lemon juice?
Lemonade?
Lemon wishes to remind all ... Juice-me-not!
fuck I want lemonade. Fuck your Mother I want lemonade!
Lemon doing Lemon's mother in still won't yield lemonade!
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Can I have some Lemon juice?
Lemonade?
Lemon wishes to remind all ... Juice-me-not!
Squeeze Agent Lemon, he tastes better anyway.
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I like the cut of your jib.