So I went to homecoming yesterday.  Didn't have a date, just went with a group.  I was the only guy in the group without a date, but there were several girls without dates.  Two went to different schools.  I ended up sitting by them at dinner, and talked with them a lot.  So we get to the dance, and the whole group is dancing together, and then a slow song comes on.  I'm about to ask one of the girls to dance, when she asks me.  Well that works, right?  So we dance, as a group and her and I kinda dance together.  A little later, we tried to penetrate the giant clusterfuck at the middle, just for the hell of it, and we get stuck.  I was the rearguard, so I'm starting to push back out, and she just grabs my hand and keeps holding on afterward.  Everyone goes upstairs for water.  After a few minutes she turns to me and says, "I wanna go back down, but no one else seems to want to..."  Naturally, I say, "I'll go dance with you."  So we go down, and people followed pretty soon after.  Next slow song we dance again, and we end up really close, which she initiated, so she asks, "Is it weird that we're dancing this close?  Sorry..."  And naturally, I say, "No, this is great."  Only, not that, something with a little more creativity that I no longer remember.  So we're dancing and talking, a swing song comes on, and we dance together to that.  For the last song she grabs my hand and pulls me over by her and another girl to dance.  So after the dance ends, I ask for her number.  She says, "Do you have Facebook?  We can keep in touch that way."  And now I'm kinda confused, but I say ok.  So she gives me a hug goodbye, and then we see each other again, because she's lost the rest of her group, so I wait with her, and she gives me another hug, and a third by the car.

Today, I get a text.  Despite not giving me her number, she's found mine on Facebook and texted me.  I figure things are going pretty well now, right?  Wrong.  I go on her Facebook and she has a boyfriend.  WHAT THE FUCK?

I'm probably getting either Bioshock or Oblivion for now.  First of all, does anyone know of any problems either has with Vista?  Yes, I know, Vista sucks, but it is pretty much unavoidable for me, as most games after 2007 will only work on my personal laptop due to graphics, and my computer has a virus known as Windows Vista.  Any other recommendations?  Last time you guys steered me right with Warhammer 40K.

Mkay.  So I'm on a Model UN trip.  Girl I was kinda sorta interested in was sitting at me with dinner.  I'd kinda already written off my chances, but I was like, "Hey, might as well talk."  So we did.  A friend of hers walks up and says hi.  She replies, "Let's go over there.  I'm bored just sitting here."  I've already submitted that one to FMylife.com.

How is University of St. Andrews as a school?

Don't ask me any questions.  Just do it.

I need you tell me how to tell someone to get rid of the stick up their ass.

Your nation flag is the Scottish flag.  You win.  That will be all.

And I have every day more or less since September.  I make great effort to sit by her in Chem, and it seems like she reciprocates.  I tease her a little, compliment her on her multiple awesome finishes at cross-country and would wish her luck before races.  Help her out when she needs notes because she was working on English (she's a senior, I'm a junior, so I still have an easy English class).  So that's what you do, even if my luck goes as usual when I ask her out, probably pretty soon.  Hint: my luck sucks huge donkey balls.  You can ask Grand Poobah Marx.  He plays poker with me every so often.  I haven't won a hand in two 50-hand games.  Back on subject, just talk to the chick.  That's all you gotta do for the most part, it's just how you do it, and that's all your style.  If she likes your style and your luck is good, GREAT!  You win!  She goes out with you.  Nobody here is gonna give you the magic phrase or style, because you can't pull off that guy's style, because you aren't him.  So don't look for it.  Not saying the guys who have posted were or anything, just putting it out here now, because I have a feeling the topics will keep coming.  They usually come in spurts.  Anyway, and if the chick doesn't like your style, too fucking bad.  Either she's a bitch, she likes you as a friend and she thinks you're just not what she's looking for (you might be and you just might be showing the wrong side, so don't fake), or you're a prick, it'll be a case-by-case thing.  Plus, don't fake, because if she likes the fake, you will have a relation-SHIT.  Thank you Dane Cook for that turn of phrase.  I had more, but I forget the rest because my ADD is in full drive right now.  AND GET THOSE DAMN KIDS OFF MY LAWN!

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SATAN IS AN ANAGRAM OF SANTA.

The only conclusion which can be drawn is that they're the same person.    
Also, cocks.