Author Topic: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation (Read 113550 times)

Electric Mango · « **Reply #1400 on:** March 04, 2011, 05:57:46 pm »

Granted but no pron is not as fun.

I wish for a rim job.

Rezin99 · « **Reply #1401 on:** March 04, 2011, 06:06:35 pm »

Granted but you hate selling rims............

I wish I had the nukes.

mistamax · « **Reply #1402 on:** March 05, 2011, 06:28:15 pm »

Granted, but your airforce accidentally drops them on your own people. Like in the U.S. http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/476163/when_the_air_force_accidentally_dropped.html Except it actually goes off.

I wish for global warming on planet bob.

Cashflow · « **Reply #1403 on:** March 06, 2011, 02:13:34 am »

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Electric Mango · « **Reply #1404 on:** March 13, 2011, 05:32:36 pm »

Yeah anyway, this global warning shizzle, consider it granted. I must warn you though, you live on an island of fat men who now must take off all their clothes to stay comfortable.

I wish I was the Optimus Prime of the RIA.

Koorosheh Kabir · « **Reply #1405 on:** April 25, 2011, 03:16:50 am »

Granted, but Optimus Prime doesn't have a penis.

I wish I was Electric Mango.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1406 on:** May 06, 2011, 10:16:24 am »

Granted. But you're just a face and you get run over by a truck.

I wish I was Czom.

Electric Mango · « **Reply #1407 on:** May 10, 2011, 11:39:57 am »

Granted but you have to spend the rest of your life acting like you're better than everyone else but go to bed every night and cry yourself to sleep.

I wish I was Kooresheh Kabir

Mansa Musa III · « **Reply #1408 on:** May 10, 2011, 01:58:32 pm »

Granted. But it turns out that Kooresheh Kabir is actually an Armenian woman named Koorhsoethes Kabarian and you must spend the rest of your life in the kitchen, and even worse, in Armenia. Also you have a long yet unstylish mustache which you must curl every day.

Koorosheh Kabir · « **Reply #1409 on:** May 10, 2011, 07:27:33 pm »

You didn't wish for anything, so you get a dick in your ass

I wish I was everybody

Electric Mango · « **Reply #1410 on:** May 11, 2011, 01:23:15 pm »

Maybe that's what he really wanted.

Oh yeah and your wish is granted, you're everyone but most people are idiots and that kind of stupid magnified to that level turns you into a Leo.

I wish I was an Internet tough guy.

Koorosheh Kabir · « **Reply #1411 on:** May 11, 2011, 09:22:56 pm »

Granted, but you already are one, so nothing happens.

I wish I was a real life tough guy.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1412 on:** June 04, 2011, 06:31:21 pm »

Quote from: Electric Mango on May 10, 2011, 11:39:57 am

Granted but you have to spend the rest of your life acting like you're better than everyone else but go to bed every night and cry yourself to sleep.

I wish I was Kooresheh Kabir

I already do that.

Anyway, Granted, but you like to wear dresses.

I wish I had self esteem.

Rorick · « **Reply #1413 on:** June 05, 2011, 10:32:18 am »

Granted, but now everyone ignores you.

I wish I wasn't so good at school.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1414 on:** June 05, 2011, 11:40:07 am »

Granted but you become a politician that everyone hates.

I wish she would run to me.

Koorosheh Kabir · « **Reply #1415 on:** June 05, 2011, 10:59:24 pm »

Granted, but she trips and falls on you, putting you both in the hospital for 3 months, cause she is fat.

I wish I was fat.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1416 on:** June 05, 2011, 11:25:13 pm »

Granted. You can't get out of bed because of it. Did I mention the house is on fire?

I wish I had a sniper rifle.

Rorick · « **Reply #1417 on:** June 10, 2011, 12:15:10 am »

Granted, but it's an ACME .50 cal rifle. It backfires and shoots you in the face.

I wish I was a Cadet Sergent already.

Hombre de Murcielago · « **Reply #1418 on:** June 15, 2011, 03:40:04 pm »

Granted but you are killed in a freak gasoline fight accident with your CO.

I wish I were crushed to death by a giant cake.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #1419 on:** June 15, 2011, 04:45:18 pm »

Granted, it's a fruit cake though, so no one will ever find your body

I wish I could date porn stars

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