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« on: October 01, 2007, 09:32:25 pm »
wtf would you do???
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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2007, 09:42:49 pm »
Kill you.

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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2007, 09:45:42 pm »
Walk away

Wait for humanity to wipe out the slow moving "horrors"

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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2007, 09:47:01 pm »
You're hurting me Kaiser...
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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2007, 10:03:28 pm »
I actually have a plan. First I'd go to my best friend's house. From there we would set up camp at his house with the many tents my dad owns. There we would set up the TV and buy some kind of radio. Then we would gather food from the Wawa (7/11 type thing.) down the street, and go down the road for like a half hour to get to Zeus' guns. Then we'd set up camp and try and survive.

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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2007, 10:05:26 pm »
Zombies are slow-moving creatures. Nothing to fear

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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2007, 10:07:11 pm »
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I actually have a plan. First I'd go to my best friend's house. From there we would set up camp at his house with the many tents my dad owns. There we would set up the TV and buy some kind of radio. Then we would gather food from the Wawa (7/11 type thing.) down the street, and go down the road for like a half hour to get to Zeus' guns. Then we'd set up camp and try and survive.

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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2007, 10:09:21 pm »
Wawa kicks ASS. <3

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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2007, 10:14:12 pm »
I would go out to a island after getting guns and food. A island is a easily defendable postition.

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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2007, 10:17:06 pm »
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I would go out to a island after getting guns and food. A island is a easily defendable postition.

See: The Dawn of the Dead remake

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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2007, 02:51:05 pm »
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I would go out to a island after getting guns and food. A island is a easily defendable postition.

See: The Dawn of the Dead remake
why?

also, i would go to my friends house, he lives on a steep hill with iron fences around everything and he has a shitload of food in his house and a braveheart claymore thing in his basement

also, can zombies go up stairs? i think they would trip
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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2007, 03:23:03 pm »
i would speed walk away, that should save me XD



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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2007, 05:02:23 pm »
I'd go up into my attic. No windows, solid foundation, since they only have primative weapons shouldn't have too much to fear. Of course, I'd need food, and I'd be really hot up there... I'd be screwed...


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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2007, 05:11:33 pm »
I would go to my friend's house in the initial wave, which is on a hill and collect food from the food mart A MINUTE AWAY.


Seriously, that would be the only place we would have to go.  My friend has about 4 fully assembled AK47s, a couple AK74s, and enough kits to make about 15 more AK47s and AK74s.

He also has about... more than 5 12 gauges, and several assorted shotguns, along with a TON of ammo. In addition to the large arms he also owns a variety of handguns, plus a nice handy demolition skill he picked up... from... somewhere.

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« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2007, 05:11:37 pm »
I'd help them get faster to kill more people.
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« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2007, 06:22:16 pm »
You mean give them nikes?

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« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2007, 06:23:42 pm »
Give them AIDs

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« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2007, 06:45:00 pm »
http://www.tv-links.co.uk/listings/4/6309


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« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2007, 06:54:20 pm »
TV links=win

I'd get guns from my friends house and set up a barricade at the door, using it as a bottleneck to gun them down from.
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« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2007, 06:54:46 pm »
I would do you... hard... up the ass.
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