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« on: December 10, 2009, 11:41:33 am »
So I wake up and check my email my space and face book. Looks like my Folks have adopted a little baby girl. Shes in the "mail" from Germany. My  dad is 52 my mother will be 51 when she gets here. She will be here on my mothers B-day. Me and my twin sister are 25 my brother is 26. How am I supposed to take this?
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2009, 11:47:11 am »
O_o...thats just...weird...not bad...just weird
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2009, 11:51:14 am »
as for REAL advice...id say just let it be, don't tell your parents off for this, be supportive to whatever extent you can, try looking at it from their POV.
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2009, 01:17:41 pm »
My aunt adopted a baby girl from South Carolina a few months ago and she's about 50 as well
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2009, 02:19:48 pm »
You should hate your parents for having the girl mailed to them. I don't care how comfterble the packing peanuts are, that's just cruel!



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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2009, 06:58:17 pm »
At least they didn't wrap her up and put it under the tree for you.

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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2009, 07:17:29 pm »
That's pretty cool actually.  Your parents seem like cool people but they're going to have to deal with a teenager when they're pushing 70, that would suck.



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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2009, 07:30:58 pm »
I have a feeling Im going to have to deal with her.
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« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2009, 08:53:57 am »
iv heard and seen this done before, youd be shocked what older people can pull off when they still want a kid.

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They figure you and your siblings are too damn lazy to go make grandkids for them to adopt, so they took things into their own hands.


Honestly though, I probably wouldnt make too much of a deal over it. your parents are just lonely and want a hobby...granted, a kid is a bad hobby, but still.

Plus look at it this way, your family just grew more diverse! She may be a baby, but shes still a naz-err, german!

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« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2009, 08:57:02 am »
hey guys new avatar and sig

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« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2009, 01:57:04 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2009, 05:40:16 pm »
thay have 5 grand kids....all boys but, 5
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« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2009, 07:10:11 pm »
i surprise ppl with boners, not puppies
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« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2009, 03:14:23 am »
I should try that...

*imagines himself dropping his pants and yelling "SURPRISE!" at the same time as soon as entering a room*

...yeah, i kinda like that idea!
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« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2009, 05:10:01 am »
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I should try that...

*imagines himself dropping his pants and yelling "SURPRISE!" at the same time as soon as entering a room*

...yeah, i kinda like that idea!
works better in crammed elevators, no pant dropping required.


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« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2009, 12:25:34 pm »
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Honestly though, I probably wouldnt make too much of a deal over it. your parents are just lonely and want some company.
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Yeah, fuck you.
Those kind of pictures really don't do it for me. To each their own, I suppose.
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He likes his tits, all firm and round.
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