I wish I had a kiwi! :3
granted.Well played.
granted, you get bombedGranted! Congratulations, you just hammered a she-male!
i wish TS was a tranny prostitute with HUGE tits ready to lay her ass out to me for free!
i wish zitan was more blue then greenI hate you.
Granted, but you loose control of your new power and it destroys you from the inside-out.granted, but then you change your mind. too late.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
Granted, but someone else who wished for giant hands comes and eats you.If thats the case, doesnt that neutralize my giant hands wish corruption?
I wish Vatican City would create a globally reconized noodle.
If thats the case, doesnt that neutralize my giant hands wish corruption?In short: No
I use my giant hands to eat the sandwich (Ha, your own logic used against you)Hah, you lost your Giant Hands when you became a Sandwich, so your logic is unlogical making my logic undeniable.
Granted, but all the old people survive and move into your town.My town is all old people
Granted, but now it's "circle or dare"For you not making a wish, you now have to spend one hour in the Pit of Death...as soon as we make one.
I wish for more monkeys in the forums.
The man-eating plant eats you... and your sno-coneIn order:
I wish for a 4-day work-week
PS. Cactaur is not an "it"
Granted, but it turns out all that stuff about the apocolypse is fake (which it is)Actually I made the assumption the truth. So instead of assumptions, its the truth. Technically. I did grant your wish.
Ahem, you did not grant my wish. I wished for you to not make assumptions. What you did was make it so that your assumptions become true. However, you are still making assumptions. Grant my previous wish properly.
PS The above was not a wish, it was a demand
Granted, but then we all kno about it, and take over your house so we can have a sexy drunken PARTY and we drink all the beer, burritos nothing for you.Granted, but you get drunk, hit your head on the bottom of the pool, and not you are paralyzed.
I wish Jenne had a pool. so the party is a DRUNKEN POOL PARTY!!! A nd if Jenne has one, then I wish it was a better pool!
Granted, but you get drunk, hit your head on the bottom of the pool, and not you are paralyzed.
Granted, but the only way is to post on another forum.This from the guy who called out MY 1000th post. Either you have really learned something recently, or you are just being a hypocrite. I'm not really sure which.
Post count shouldn't be your priority. Quality over Quantity. Many of the biggest names in the RIA post a couple times a day usually, but their posts are meaningful to the RIA. However, what you have been doing is posting a ton, but it's all utter crap. You're just being annoying. Sometimes Newbs are (I was too for a while) but none have been like you, at least since I came.
My wish is that you would read that^ and understand what I am trying to tell you.
Actually I was just trying to point out that you were soo absorbed into that conversation (I think it was about cars) that you didn't even notice that "milestone". I wasn't calling you out.But that's my point. You actually consider it a milestone. I didn't notice it because it meaningless unless it's something you strive for.
Hostilities between Zitan and Jenne? Anyone need some guns or grenades or something?I've not yet begun to get hostile.
Granted, but I everybody else has at least 4 more wishesLet's get back to the game shall we.
I wish that there would be a way to get 500 posts till the end of november, without super spamming and gravedigging
(Yeah, that's why I do it [RL bet])
Granted, but now you have to listen to Hanakkah music for the rest of your life.granted but you gave yourself food poisoning.
I wish I was a 12 foot BLT sandwich...and I ate myself
Granted, but now you're Lindsey Lohan.granted but it was made out of paper.
I wish I had a new drum set.
Granted, but you find yourself in Afghanistan. And not the good part, the hillbilly rural part.granted, but all of it ended up on your balls.
I wish I didn't have so much back hair.
Granted, but now it's tearing your asshole open.
I wish Mango had an even bigger asshole.
Granted, but its awesomeness brings shame to all, causing wide spread depression and causing suicide rates to skyrocket.Granted but it turns out they were all trannies instead.
I wish I as on a deserted island...w/ hot girls
Granted, but it kicks you all the way home.
I wish the Jaguars would win against the Dolphins today.
Granted, but then the RIA gets boring and to make it more interesting, we throw you in a tub of hydrochloric acid.
I wish I had more badass games for my new X-Box 360.
Granted, but you are thrown into the luny bin, sharing a room with Rena.OMG THANK YOU! THATS AWESOME!!!!! Well, minus the fact im in a mental institute.
I wish for great big bag of sweet, stinky weed.
Granted, you get showered in biscuits, the bad news, they're limp biscuits.
I wish my job was to punch babies.
Granted, then the babies grow up, start a gang, beat you up and throw you into a dumpster.
I wish that I knew what to wish for.
Granted it's going to facists.
"The Wise know when they're right, the Wise know then they're wrong, and the Wise know to always bend over when ordered to!"
I wish to never have bacon or waffles ever again.
Granted, but you realize you is not me.I wish I knew why SM thinks that would be a bad thing.
Granted, he gets hit by lightning and his head falls off! :'(
I wish your hound was properly grounded prior to the imaginary electrical storm that ended his life, ;)
so he would still be alive today to be energetic!
Granted, but all the govt stops showing up and the RIA fails, and it's all your fault.Granted, he gets hit by lightning and his head falls off! :'(
I wish your hound was properly grounded prior to the imaginary electrical storm that ended his life, ;)
so he would still be alive today to be energetic!
granted, but assassin shot it.
i wish gangs and ts quit showing up here for a few days so i can be the longest online.
mass tonne t 103 kg
Granted, Entschuldigung! Ich verstehe nicht ....Auber Betrieb ???
I suck dicks
grecruitlol
XD the filter turns rape into recruit.Yes, I know this. Just thought it was funny.
C-zomgranted however now shadow gangs is editing your posts :P
Granted. But now the only way to access it is with a password that only i know will never tell you ;DJack the ripper knows though :)
I wish cars ran on air so i don't have to pay for gas.
Granted, but you can only spend Gazillion dollars in Gazille, and 40 of 'em is only enough for a low end porn mag.
I wish someone would think up a cool super power for me.
Granted, but as you attain your meat stick it falls into a randomly placed inter-dimensional portal which distorts into and object beyond our comprehension.
I wish for a treadmill that did the running for me.:cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar: :cactuar:
granted, but I get to decide what it is, and it's a nice old home in the country. Oh, did I mention it's been empty for thirty years, and the closest building to it is 50 miles away, of which 30 miles are dirt. :troll:Haha u sed oral
Tip, never let me decide your wish.
I wish my oral hygiene was better.
Granted, they sell out in 2 minutes.
Granted, they sell out in 2 minutes.haha u sed granted, sell, in, minutes, wish, wouldn't, fun, the, and ORAL
I wish zitan wouldn't make fun of the word oral.
Granted. But he then makes fun of everyother word you sayGranted, but you still wished it anyways.
I wish i saw this comingGranted, they sell out in 2 minutes.
SURPRISE BUTTSECS!
Granted, he Teaches you just enough to be dangerous, you are quickly caught,prosecuted, and shortly thereafter, gang recruitd in prison.hehe..." gang's' " raped...hehe
I wish the Steelers win the next 5 Super Bowls.
Granted, heres your banana and this is how it reacted when we told it what you where going to do with it! :rolleyes:
(http://img.wonkette.com/politics/banana.jpg)
I wish for a calm banana
Granted, but you aren't.
I wish :cactuar: was alive.
Granted, but Zitan is cooler than you.
I wish you woulds stop trying to beat me here
Granted, but I still out-troll youI'm afraid the human mind cannot comprehend the vast universe like you can Zitan, what you suggest is impossible for WANA to do, he's only human.
I wish you thought of something bigger than Gangs
Granted, but I still out-troll youI'm afraid the human mind cannot comprehend the vast universe like you can Zitan, what you suggest is impossible for WANA to do, he's only human.
I wish you thought of something bigger than Gangs
Granted, you're caught and you get roomed with me.Granted, but I still out-troll youI'm afraid the human mind cannot comprehend the vast universe like you can Zitan, what you suggest is impossible for WANA to do, he's only human.
I wish you thought of something bigger than Gangs
Fail
I wish that I was criminally insane.
Cupio nam tui dicare linguae Latin(I) want for you (to) speak the language (of) Latin
I wish I could hover places! :awesome:
I wish Oprah would die.
(Dont we all?)
Granted, but your a sea kitten in a sushi bar...mmmmmm.
I wish I was more active like I used to be.
I wish for a private island that won't get flooded or have a volcano erupt.granted but it's haiti.
I wish for a magical chicken.granted but it's dead. god i'm lame.
Granted, except it's an MGS one, and it's snowing, and it's black. And shiny.Granted, you're the king of Iraq.
I wish to be king of a country.
How does that make sense. I wished I was a five star chef, you didn't even grant the wish right.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good; I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a bat - and a '64 Impala.
Granted, you get bit by a snake, which is not a disease, and die.you didn't make a wish fool. I'm going to assume that your wish is to have sex with the chicks in your sig. This is granted but of course you forgot the the balloon and now you've got ads.
Granted. Your mini-me gives you the mini-clap from your mini-raep.Granted, but you don't know what it is.
I wish for an incorruptible wish.
Granted, you get to slurp deez nuts for the rest of your life. The bad news? I never ever shower.
I wish for a tongue bath.
Fuck you.Wish granted :troll:
Fuck you.
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTm9VH3qeZpDJqYJ3r4-cXDrY-4hgpcxZvlJMTaBtj2Rs052b-Omg&t=1)No.
Granted but you have to spend the rest of your life acting like you're better than everyone else but go to bed every night and cry yourself to sleep.
I wish I was Kooresheh Kabir