Author Topic: Mythological creature (Read 1191 times)

Buck Turgidson · « **on:** October 14, 2011, 04:08:03 am »

A girlfriend once asked me what mythological creature I thought I was, and I said a Minotaur, because I think I am a littl bull-headed. But she paid me a compliment by disagreeing, and saying I was a Centaur. I asked her why, and she said I had the mind of a man, and definitely the body of an animal. This is the same girl who went at me through Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

So, what animal or mythological creature are you, and why?

Leo · « **Reply #1 on:** October 14, 2011, 10:38:33 am »

Mind of a man and body of an animal, you say?

+

=GrilledSlug?

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #2 on:** October 14, 2011, 02:13:55 pm »

Fairly accurate likeness, but you need to add a handlebar moustache and chaps.

Snowbound Milk · « **Reply #3 on:** October 14, 2011, 02:27:44 pm »

I sat back for about five minutes, and thought long and hard about this.

Sadly, I'm probably a troll.

Arsenal 10 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 14, 2011, 04:45:56 pm »

I would be pikachu. Asian chicks just go crazy over me.

Locke · « **Reply #5 on:** October 14, 2011, 04:58:45 pm »

So you're a rapist? Because that's what centaurs are.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #6 on:** October 14, 2011, 11:13:55 pm »

lanna thinks I am a wyrm

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #7 on:** October 16, 2011, 11:37:40 am »

Quote from: Locke on October 14, 2011, 04:58:45 pm

So you're a rapist? Because that's what centaurs are.

As a matter of fact, yes. But consensual rape only. I also love it when Mia rapes me with her hands.

Mia · « **Reply #8 on:** October 16, 2011, 01:06:08 pm »

I would never sleep with you.

Leo · « **Reply #9 on:** October 16, 2011, 01:15:47 pm »

I guess we'll be up all night, then.

Mia · « **Reply #10 on:** October 16, 2011, 01:31:11 pm »

You would never be allowed in the same room with me alive.

Leo · « **Reply #11 on:** October 16, 2011, 01:35:18 pm »

But you'd allow me in if you were dead?

Mia · « **Reply #12 on:** October 16, 2011, 01:40:42 pm »

No, I'd flee.

Mogar · « **Reply #13 on:** October 16, 2011, 02:30:45 pm »

lots of recruiting in this thread

Leo · « **Reply #14 on:** October 16, 2011, 03:35:02 pm »

Quote from: Mia on October 16, 2011, 01:40:42 pm

No, I'd flee.

But I thought you were dead?

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #15 on:** October 17, 2011, 02:25:35 am »

Ok so that settles it - Mia is a zombie/living dead. And she wants to stay up all night, and play catch the decomposing ass. That's even hotter than I could imagine.

I still can't peg Leo though - any suggestions?

Leo · « **Reply #16 on:** October 17, 2011, 02:19:58 pm »

A snail? Since I'm such a slimeball?

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #17 on:** October 18, 2011, 02:53:33 am »

Are you saying something about mollusks, sir?

Incidentally, this morning I watched a HUGE snail practically gallop across my lawn.

In full swing, it lapped like a tongue, and as it licked its way across the moist dew-laden plot, I wondered if it sometimes has a problem with grass getting stuck in its shell. I also wondered if the lawn was enjoying itself. Then I thought of Mia.

Leo · « **Reply #18 on:** October 18, 2011, 12:00:06 pm »

You're.... welcome?

C-zom · « **Reply #19 on:** October 18, 2011, 11:40:20 pm »

I didn't even read the OP but its good to note that the wendigo is the most badass folklore creature.

Re: Imagine still posting on RIA to talk to old clowns.	Author: im317	Forum: Random lnsanity
Re: Imagine still posting on RIA to talk to old clowns.	Author: Gangs	Forum: Random lnsanity
Re: Imagine still posting on RIA to talk to old clowns.	Author: im317	Forum: Random lnsanity
Re: Imagine still posting on RIA to talk to old clowns.	Author: Gangs	Forum: Random lnsanity
Re: Imagine still posting on RIA to talk to old clowns.	Author: Leo	Forum: Random lnsanity
Re: Imagine still posting on RIA to talk to old clowns.	Author: Brian	Forum: Random lnsanity
Imagine still posting on RIA to talk to old clowns.	Author: C-zom	Forum: Random lnsanity
Re: I don't know if I should start a new topic	Author: Brian	Forum: Random lnsanity
Re: I don't know if I should start a new topic	Author: im317	Forum: Random lnsanity
I don't know if I should start a new topic	Author: Muji111	Forum: Random lnsanity
Re: This place still exists	Author: Leo	Forum: Random lnsanity
Re: This place still exists	Author: im317	Forum: Random lnsanity
Re: This place still exists	Author: Leo	Forum: Random lnsanity
Re: This place still exists	Author: im317	Forum: Random lnsanity
Re: This place still exists	Author: Crazyman93	Forum: Random lnsanity
Re: This place still exists	Author: Leo	Forum: Random lnsanity
Re: This place still exists	Author: Fake from State Jarm	Forum: Random lnsanity
Re: This place still exists	Author: im317	Forum: Random lnsanity
Re: This place still exists	Author: Leo	Forum: Random lnsanity

Allied Forums & Game Links
Coalition of Royal Allied Powers (MDoAP)	The Templar Knights (MnDoAP)	Ascended Republic of Elite States (ProtectoRIte)
Global Order of Darkness (MDoAP)	United Sovereign Nations (ODAP)	Independent Republic of Orange Nations (FAP)
Farkistan (MnDoAP)	Invicta (ODP)	Cyber Nations
New Sith Order (MnDoAP)	R&R (ODP)	Politics & War (Join Arrgh!)
Shangri-La (MnDoAP)	The Bear Calvery (ODP)

Author Topic: Mythological creature (Read 1191 times)

C-zom