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Offline Kellyatfsu

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« on: April 12, 2008, 11:34:46 am »
I just got this message in game:

To: kellyatfsu    From: Sir Scott    4/12/2008 10:12:48 AM Subject: hey


Hey could you aid me I am to weak to do anything and its boring please help me out.

So I'm thinking its a new member of our alliance. Then I see that he belongs to Order of the sword! How do you even have the balls to ask some random person for money? I told him I only aid people in my alliance and he should try hitting his up for money. Jeez.

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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2008, 11:35:30 am »
Wow.  What a bitch.  That's pretty funny!
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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2008, 11:44:50 am »
Congratioulations you just got your first aid hobbo!

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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2008, 01:40:10 pm »
/me thinks back to the beginning of RIA
fuck off

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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2008, 02:06:47 pm »
I lol'd at work when I read aids hobo. I will have to remember that and work it into my next message.

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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2008, 06:06:10 pm »
I've had it where people ask me to pay them their Joining AID before they join the RIA.. <_<

But not straight out begging like that..
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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2008, 08:02:45 pm »
What a loser, asking for free money like that...like anybody will give it.  

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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2008, 08:42:15 pm »
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I've had it where people ask me to pay them their Joining AID before they join the RIA.. <_<
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« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2008, 09:27:05 pm »
Huh? Why do I get so many of these hobos instead of you? You're ranked higher than me!

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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2008, 09:28:19 pm »
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2008, 06:12:52 am »
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I just got this message in game:

To: kellyatfsu    From: Sir Scott    4/12/2008 10:12:48 AM Subject: hey


Hey could you aid me I am to weak to do anything and its boring please help me out.

So I'm thinking its a new member of our alliance. Then I see that he belongs to Order of the sword! How do you even have the balls to ask some random person for money? I told him I only aid people in my alliance and he should try hitting his up for money. Jeez.
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2008, 12:04:21 pm »
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lol Leo


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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2008, 03:12:07 pm »
lol.  Look what I got today:

To: Grand Poobah Marx    From: stevieko    4/13/2008 3:05:08 PM Subject: aid

i was wondering if you could give me a little aid because i need a little help getting my country up and running



I immediately thought of this thread but hoped he was RIA.  Turned out he's Inertia, a 20 man alliance.  I turned him down and told him to go to his own people for aid.
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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2008, 04:48:21 pm »
Tell that Scott bastard to keep his paws off my Sugar-mama!

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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2008, 08:02:31 pm »
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lol.  Look what I got today:

To: Grand Poobah Marx    From: stevieko    4/13/2008 3:05:08 PM Subject: aid

i was wondering if you could give me a little aid because i need a little help getting my country up and running



I immediately thought of this thread but hoped he was RIA.  Turned out he's Inertia, a 20 man alliance.  I turned him down and told him to go to his own people for aid.


lol Inertia

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« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2008, 11:49:13 am »
That is just so strange. We should all go around asking smaller nations in other alliances for money. See what happens. We can become known as the Random Hobo Alliance.

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