The weapon sucked in WW2, and it sucks in all games mentioned and some.

And also.. your balls go sideways?

Nah, I just hold them up when I'm taking a piss.

Touchy-touchy, lol. Here's a good question, why wouldn't you go for it? Reason being if she finds another guy, he wont be fond of you hanging around her... Besides that, how could you end up having an ex hate you? They should be your best fuck buddies.

Blah blah blah, Vector wants to get laid but doesn't have self-confidence.

Cocks

And something about Grammar Nazis.

The trick to picking up woman is simple, and you're on the right track... However, you sound like you're afraid to get your dick wet. Fear not, I have advice!

(It's a simple diagram too!)

[Friend Zone --- Get Laid Zone --- Prick Zone]

You're somewhere in the Friend Zone, if you don't act fast she'll use you as a shoulder tool; to cry on. If you totally avoid her, you'll get in the Prick Zone, also not cool. The trick to the Get Laid Zone consists of two things:

1. Being always too busy for her but making it look like she's very important with the little time you have.
2. Sliding: in effect starting a conversation at point 'a', then moving to comfort zone - point 'b', and finishing somewhere you can fall asleep, point 'c'.

Just do what you're doing right now except meet up with her somewhere, take her out of the comfort zone, make several moves, and if it's timed right, take her home. If you meet up with her in a social activity consisting of several of her friends, tease her slightly (nothing offensive) and show more interest in one of her friends, this will develop your raport with the group, and also make you more desirable to her. Try and act too busy for her and you'll get the same effect. Don't make your presence there be taken for granted. If timed right, ask her if she wants to leave with you for a coffee/trip to the store. Coffee is an instant excuse to ditch the party, trip to the store is the plea of the case where you separate if you can't persuade her (just walk her back to where ever you came from). To separate make excuse that someone else is going somewhere else and you promised you'd be there, best example is using a friend to txt you and bail you out.

The plea for the case should be simple, feel her out about how she's feeling about the party, if she's tired or not, how she plans on getting home, all that good stuff. Most important tool is delay too, if you don't make it too obvious... Just yap yap yap yap yap and be funny.

Don't forget to yap about positive things. Don't talk about ex's, don't talk about sex, and don't talk about her friends (she's already jealous of them). Talk about fun plans you have, nothing nerdy, and be generally positive... Can't fail.

You can bag this kitten no problem if you yap about happy stuff. That's all I do to be honest, and I'm not a pretty nigga (but my mom think I'm handsome).

Bass Test - Chemmy Bro's

There's one deal going on in Commissars thread, he needs one more middleman. Check it out, it's going down on the 19th. Might be worth your while.

I kind of feel bad for the dork.

ARE YOU 97?

21 going on 35, if you must know.

 

I've been getting the feeling I'm talking "too much."
So I decided to make this thread!

Invasive, arrogant, outgoing, and self centered, I am those things, but I'm also fair, intelligent, funny, witty, and organized.


Let's face it, I know just as much about you guys, as you know about me. In this game, I know nothing! Nation building? I LOVE IT! Do it without you? I COULDN'T DO IT! I'm very much like a fetus right now, you know? I depend on pussy. Wait, I think that sounds bad. That's more of a real life thing... On these forums, I'm very much like a newborn, the interaction I receive from my family (you guys) shapes whatever I may become.

In the game of leadership (well I don't want to sound cocky but I have my deck of cards to deal out) I am very much like a King of Clubs. Clubs such as RIA, and clubs to hit people over the head with when they're out of line. There's always the Ace who can bring the King down, but I'm lazy, I'm the King and nothing more than your average asshole: I don't care. (Personality wise, mind you). In this organization all I can do is be a Jack of all trades for the moment being, because you guys really don't know me yet, you don't know how active I'll be, I'm a newbie. Whatever.

Fact is, there used to be a game called Star Craft (they're coming out with SC2 for those of you who didn't know), and in that game I recruited 200 troops who'd sign in once a day to my website. If you want the actual number of recruits it would be in the 1000's counting the drop-out rate. This crew was called Clan eXposure. My brainchild. I made a squad in there dedicated to ladder games (games that count for stuff). I later got bored though, that would be around the year of our lord 2000.

After that it was Counter Strike where I made Cal-I. Got sick of it, went to Day of Defeat, made Cal-I again, got bored of it. In DoD I was very clan active. I usually retained a senior NCO position. Guidance and advice, no real leadership bullshit. Then I stopped playing games and I started chasing pussy. That got me here. Haven't been doing much games... Ever. They're of no interest to me anymore and my girlfriend can't stand them. This place, 10 minutes a day on a game I can do. 1 hour on a forum keeps me "active" haha.

I'm not here to butt in anyone's face, you can't fight seniorities (unless... you're a politician, dun, dun, dunnnn.)

I'm here for three reasons:

1. Give advice, in any way possible, make something good even better.
2. Make that little bitch nation of mine kick some ass.
3. Complain about my girlfriend.

And that's all folks.

I'm just Kam. There's nothing else to me, and if you got a question, then ask away.

Okay kids, vote. I need to know if I should behave or not, and I don't want to, so everyone lies and says they're 21+, okay? Good.

I'm thinking I have waay too many university exibits to see. <_<

Opposites?

Depends, if you mean an art exhibit, yes, if the drunken college girl type, maybe.