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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Gangs on May 13, 2010, 07:29:05 pm

Title: Yanks
Post by: Gangs on May 13, 2010, 07:29:05 pm
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs594.snc3/31311_1410844427633_1128158974_1224733_7977386_n.jpg)

>_>
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Thunder Strike on May 13, 2010, 09:00:01 pm
I agreed.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Arsenal 10 on May 13, 2010, 09:23:49 pm
This man speaks the truth.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Pattara on May 13, 2010, 09:35:42 pm
agreed
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Leo on May 13, 2010, 10:53:44 pm
(http://espanol.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4267491/2/istockphoto_4267491-football-kicker.jpg)

Foot, meet ball.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Thunder Strike on May 13, 2010, 11:03:16 pm
(http://espanol.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4267491/2/istockphoto_4267491-football-kicker.jpg)

Foot, meet ball.

And how often does that happen in a game?
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Leo on May 13, 2010, 11:10:50 pm
Almost every 4th down. Every kickoff. Sometimes at the end of a half, quarter, or in overtime.

If you'd like, I can counter with this:
(http://library.thinkquest.org/05aug/00263/images/goalie_throwing.jpg)
Must be pretty BA to have a foot for a hand.



Btw, I got nothing against soccer. Go Chile in the World Cup!
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Gangs on May 14, 2010, 12:41:24 am
Technically, i can further counter this by using  "lesser of the two evils"
While most of our football looks like this
(http://thumb9.shutterstock.com.edgesuite.net/display_pic_with_logo/56966/56966,1148194512,2/stock-photo-soccer-run-1340417.jpg)

Most of your handegg looks like this v with the egg hidden somewhere in between those massive, gay-huggling torsos...
(http://dartmed.dartmouth.edu/fall05/images/disc_tackling_01.jpg)
Or variants...
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: undiscoveredbum on May 14, 2010, 12:45:04 am
It originated from different variations of football or something, I don't know. they just kept the name.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Arsenal 10 on May 14, 2010, 12:45:32 am
(http://espanol.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4267491/2/istockphoto_4267491-football-kicker.jpg)

Foot, meet ball egg.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Gangs on May 14, 2010, 01:05:24 am
(http://espanol.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4267491/2/istockphoto_4267491-football-kicker.jpg)

Foot, meet ball egg.
correction qft
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: king maguga on May 14, 2010, 01:38:35 am
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/90%20Soccer%20Looks%20Gay.jpg)


  Is this what you like about foot in sock ...  shoe on foot in sock ....ball?... shoe ball? LOL

 The poor black guy in the back looks appalled!

also if eggs look like an american football in your country don't eat them something is wrong!
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Arsenal 10 on May 14, 2010, 03:44:24 am
Ryan Giggs is gay.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Gangs on May 14, 2010, 04:55:52 am
Ryan Giggs is gay.
Indeed!
also if eggs look like an american football in your country don't eat them something is wrong!
Our eggs come from fluffy, purple unicorns.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Ganon5 on May 14, 2010, 07:28:36 am
This may be true but soccer is still a girl's sport.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Shadow Smudger on May 14, 2010, 10:00:21 am
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/90%20Soccer%20Looks%20Gay.jpg)


  Is this what you like about foot in sock ...  shoe on foot in sock ....ball?... shoe ball? LOL

 The poor black guy in the back looks appalled!

also if eggs look like an american football in your country don't eat them something is wrong!
Love it. That said, Go Sounders!
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Gangs on May 14, 2010, 12:07:16 pm
(http://www.irregulartimes.com/footballblowjob.jpg)
(http://www.irregulartimes.com/footballblowjob3.jpg)
(http://www.irregulartimes.com/footballblowjob4.jpg)
Yeah fuck you...
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on May 14, 2010, 12:20:23 pm
Putting college football and the Lions doesn't count. None of them are real football teams.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 14, 2010, 12:39:46 pm
(http://associationfootball.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/gerrard-diving.jpg)
Diving for the lose.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ on May 14, 2010, 01:17:45 pm
You british are fucking idiots, Football is a variation of RUGBY, A BRITISH SPORT!
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Gangs on May 14, 2010, 02:29:15 pm
Stfu you loud, white text-ed, blue idiot, no one told Americans to go change the name to just 'football'...it maketh no sense, its more like handball...cept for the violent tackling part, i haven't really seen that happen in handball...>_>

Funny thing, rugby is actually growing rapidly in India...weird...most of us are puny in comparison to brits, americans or canadians, goes to show doesn't it? With smaller penises come even smaller self defense mechanisms...











Yeah but im big...i am i tell you...like...big...yeah...
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Vice Man on May 14, 2010, 02:54:12 pm
This may be true but soccer is still a girl's sport.

IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL IS A GIRL'S SPORT.
Is that so hard?
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Gangs on May 14, 2010, 03:32:18 pm
Huh, i don't blame the ignorance, basketball is widely considered a sissy sport in India, go figure.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: king maguga on May 14, 2010, 05:09:07 pm
(http://img.youtube.com/vi/rIlRKHFEXs0/0.jpg)  what is this move called? ::)
                                                                              and is it offense or defence?
                                                                              also would this draw a red card if not
                                                                              how come it's a clear violation of this
                                                                              mans bum! :-*
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   



 
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Ganon5 on May 14, 2010, 07:30:04 pm
Diving for the lose.
This is the reason soccer fails. Sport is about athleticism, not about who can act like they're weak and in pain. And what's worse is that the fans and referees go along with it. For shame...
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 14, 2010, 08:33:52 pm
Football I find is more fun to play then watch, whereas handegg is more fun to watch then play(not saying I don't enjoy playing it, it's just a lot easier to scrub together a game of football then handegg, as half the guys don't understand patterns, or even where they should stand around).
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Gangs on May 15, 2010, 05:19:51 am
Football requires quite a bit of skill though, handegg...well allright, it requires athleticism, its hardly comparable, that's just the point, foot ball is FOOT ball and hand egg is HAND egg...
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: king maguga on May 15, 2010, 10:59:02 am
   

             (http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/519-soccer-fan.jpg)


             what is this all about?     :o
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Gangs on May 15, 2010, 06:23:48 pm
Eh...dude, that's a streaker in what looks like a rugby stadium...

Edit: I think its in an aussie rules handegg match.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Ganon5 on May 15, 2010, 07:56:26 pm
Edit: I think its in an aussie rules handegg match.
No >_>
The fact that the stadium says sevens everywhere makes me think it's rugby.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Gangs on May 15, 2010, 11:43:44 pm
Hmm...i just noticed the IRB, yerright.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: Thunder Strike on May 16, 2010, 04:12:49 am
7's is a variation on Rugby Union that emphasises skill and athleticism.
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: king maguga on May 16, 2010, 03:31:25 pm
   
         (http://futbolita.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/84923763.jpg)

               

         now the bicycle kick is something to watch especially when it results in a goal!
Title: Re: Yanks
Post by: king maguga on May 16, 2010, 03:40:25 pm
                   

bicycle kicks               
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I38Fln4ULo8