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Let's talk about New Jack, the wrestler.
« on: September 15, 2014, 09:54:41 am »


If you ever watched ECW, you probably heard of New Jack. So, you've probably never heard of New Jack.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/New_Jackin_ECW.jpg
Let's talk about New Jack, the wrestler.


See, the thing about New Jack that caught my attention, was I heard he was involved in a stabbing incident.

Like, he actually stabbed a guy with a real knife in a wrestling match. Multiple times.

Watch this video briefly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTjK2OhHKjQ

Understand the lore of this match from the eyes of New Jack.

Now, watch him act like a fucking psycho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zagWO_T_e4s

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Re: Let's talk about New Jack, the wrestler.
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2014, 09:55:58 am »
Yeah, I bet you all expected him to stab that guy real quick in anger. You expected he just snapped, right?



You didn't expect fucking attempted sadistic murder, did you?



I suppose that's all I have to say about New Jack.

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Re: Let's talk about New Jack, the wrestler.
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2014, 10:02:12 am »
Actually, I do have more on New Jack.

He lost his shit another time wrestling a guy who looks like this:



Gypsy Joe

I don't know a fucking thing about this guy other than New Jack beat the hell out of him for not selling in the match.

See, in pro wrestling, it's a pretty big insult to not "sell" someone's attack on you. Through selling, you are legitimizing the appearance of being hit or struck by acting as though it was painful or forceful. When you aren't selling, you are making the opponent look weak and bad very easily.

Here is The Rock overselling a Stone Cold Stunner in the beginning of this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcUdorAUdxE

Anyway, this is what happens when you decide to not sell for New Jack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fJ923CZwU4

You can see that in this match. Gypsy Joe being a complete dick to New Jack. New Jack retaliates by actually beating him with real chairs and anything else he can get his hands on. Beating the shit out of him for real. Audience members screaming at him and trying to break up the fight.
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Re: Let's talk about New Jack, the wrestler.
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2014, 10:11:29 am »
I am now officially putting myself out there as a potential New Jack target.

Because I now also point out that he's a sloppy wrestler who has a history of hurting people even when he isn't flipping his shit and handling things like a professional would.

For example, hitting someone not only way too hard with a steel chair, but also hitting him way too hard with the wrong fucking side of the chair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgYC-XvBSMg

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Re: Let's talk about New Jack, the wrestler.
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2014, 11:59:41 am »
just another reason to never go to Florida.
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Re: Let's talk about New Jack, the wrestler.
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2014, 12:40:43 pm »
He sounds like a jerk
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Re: Let's talk about New Jack, the wrestler.
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2014, 07:58:31 am »
What happened to these guys' foreheads? I am guessing that that's not their brains busting out.

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Re: Let's talk about New Jack, the wrestler.
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2014, 10:32:49 am »
What happened to these guys' foreheads? I am guessing that that's not their brains busting out.
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but yeah basically anybody who "follows" wrestling will know the name New Jack and immediately try to figure out the over/under on him having 5 murder charges or more by now

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Re: Let's talk about New Jack, the wrestler.
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2014, 05:10:34 pm »
I honestly hadn't heard about him until recently. Though, I'm pretty uninformed about anything *CW.

Though I'm expanding my horizons watching great things that Ric Flair did in WCW.

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Re: Let's talk about New Jack, the wrestler.
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2014, 10:07:22 pm »
pff I've watched ECW.

pff I've watched CZW via shitty VHS tapes (ask your parents) from ebay. It's like backyard wrestling on steroids with these fuckin' dudes with insane pain tolerance n' shit. and some asian guy who thinks he's goku.
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Re: Let's talk about New Jack, the wrestler.
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2014, 04:43:50 am »
I was going to make a joke about this thread but the vids are just disturbing


LOL I'm kidding I'm not coming back to CN. >_>
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Re: Let's talk about New Jack, the wrestler.
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2014, 11:16:51 am »
What happened to these guys' foreheads? I am guessing that that's not their brains busting out.
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but yeah basically anybody who "follows" wrestling will know the name New Jack and immediately try to figure out the over/under on him having 5 murder charges or more by now

I was disappointed as fuuuuck it wasn't you who started this thread, but glad to see you in it at least.

 


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