FAQs RIers are really bored. This is what I've learned from my reign of terror.
I started my adventure with a full sprint. I tasted their waters and I figured out what they'd hate pretty quickly.
So, I started with:
- Promote God aggressively
- Compare people who watch anime to pedophiles
- Anyone who plays video games after 18 is a manchild
- Talk About Working Out
- Say "Who needs school?"
- Tell people to "just stop being depressed"
- Say the phrase "I have lots of sex" as much as possible.
- Do all these things as aggressive as possible.
Honestly, this pretty much works everywhere. But, it worked out very well here.
I then brought out my signature, "making up words", and coined the phrase "word bread".
At this point in time, it does not matter what I post. I have a hatebase that I can now manipulate to my wishes.
I left my avatar as a hint in my sig. At this point, I have not upset them enough to research my background and find my presence here.
I have two potential directions to take my gimmick.
A) Fall apart emotionally on the boards and become a militant atheist anarchist.
or
B) Start talking about the power of crystals
I'll consider both if I make it that far. This is killing me inside.
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