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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Valtamdraugr on December 23, 2013, 12:21:51 am

Title: I became a man tonite
Post by: Valtamdraugr on December 23, 2013, 12:21:51 am: Got that cheery tonicped.

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Your nation was attacked with a nuclear weapon on 12/22/2013 12:28:29 AM. This will have a devastating effect on your toniculation happiness and economy until 12/27/2013.

To: Valtamdraugr From: Rose White Date: 12/22/2013 12:28:30 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by Rose White. You lost 3638 soldiers, 69 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 74.493 miles of land, 53.024 technology, 159.073 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.
Title: Re: I became a man tonite
Post by: Croix on December 23, 2013, 02:49:56 am: brb calling feds
Title: Re: I became a man tonite
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 23, 2013, 04:45:02 am: Congratulations! I remember when I got my first nuke, the way is just exploded all over my nation - I felt violated, destroyed, and satisfied all at the same time.
Title: Re: I became a man tonite
Post by: Gangs on December 23, 2013, 09:28:35 am: Quote from: GrilledSlug on December 23, 2013, 04:45:02 am
Congratulations! I remember when I got my first nuke, the way is just exploded all over my nation - I felt violated, destroyed, and satisfied all at the same time.
You know, nowadays, when you say something that isn't overflowing with double meanings and innuendos, I feel you're not yourself...like you're just...wrong somehow.
Im sure that's what you were trying to achieve so, mission accomplished :)

EDIT: Yes, the quoted post was very normal...
Title: Re: I became a man tonite
Post by: Bleak Outlook on December 23, 2013, 09:55:17 am: Well, did you just lay there and take it, or did you give it as good as you got it? Inquiring minds want to know!
Title: Re: I became a man tonite
Post by: Unknown Smurf on December 26, 2013, 09:05:31 am: Quote from: Bleak Outlook on December 23, 2013, 09:55:17 am
Well, did you just lay there and take it, or did you give it as good as you got it? Inquiring minds want to know!

Looks like he prefers to catch :P

http://imgur.com/TDqpHEu (http://imgur.com/TDqpHEu)

(http://imgur.com/TDqpHEu)
Title: Re: I became a man tonite
Post by: Valtamdraugr on December 27, 2013, 01:36:01 am: Quote from: Unknown Smurf on December 26, 2013, 09:05:31 am
Quote from: Bleak Outlook on December 23, 2013, 09:55:17 am
Well, did you just lay there and take it, or did you give it as good as you got it? Inquiring minds want to know!

Looks like he prefers to catch :P

http://imgur.com/TDqpHEu (http://imgur.com/TDqpHEu)

(http://imgur.com/TDqpHEu)
Happy Flowers Why Don't I Bleed. (https://youtu.be/tBYNZWb4v-Q)
Title: Re: I became a man tonite
Post by: Croix on December 27, 2013, 07:04:06 am: your phone needs to get charged smurf.
Title: Re: I became a man tonite
Post by: Delta1212 on December 27, 2013, 12:08:29 pm: I'm glad your operation was successful.
Title: Re: I became a man tonite
Post by: Valtamdraugr on December 30, 2013, 11:48:01 am: Incidentally Smurf, I wouldn't go waving the "bounced yer ass" flag around... I seem to remember asking you to bring yer lil guys outta hippy so's I could play wit em... you said you would and then nothing happened... so don't come in here bragging on shit... you are a liar without honor.. you have forgotten the face of your father.

BTW.. yer guys are running out of money and if I decide to turtle, they would have no funding.. so instead of coming in here and puffing yer bird-cage of a chest out at us, why don't you thank me for yer boy's continued enjoyment.
Title: Re: I became a man tonite
Post by: Snowbound Milk on December 30, 2013, 01:34:17 pm: liar no honor fellow warriors

popped

... popped

...
Title: Re: I became a man tonite
Post by: Croix on December 30, 2013, 03:09:00 pm: Forgotten the face of your father. Gunslinger?
Title: Re: I became a man tonite
Post by: Bleak Outlook on January 02, 2014, 01:36:08 pm: Quote from: Croix on December 30, 2013, 03:09:00 pm
Forgotten the face of your father. Gunslinger?
I say thankee-sai.
Title: Re: I became a man tonite
Post by: Unknown Smurf on January 03, 2014, 12:52:19 am: Quote from: Valtamdraugr on December 30, 2013, 11:48:01 am
Incidentally Smurf, I wouldn't go waving the "bounced yer ass" flag around... I seem to remember asking you to bring yer lil guys outta hippy so's I could play wit em... you said you would and then nothing happened... so don't come in here bragging on shit... you are a liar without honor.. you have forgotten the face of your father.

BTW.. yer guys are running out of money and if I decide to turtle, they would have no funding.. so instead of coming in here and puffing yer bird-cage of a chest out at us, why don't you thank me for yer boy's continued enjoyment.

Such hostile. Much anger.

I was joking. :v