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« on: January 25, 2010, 02:14:47 pm »
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!  
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2010, 07:56:22 pm »
Belongs in Random Insanity. Wrong sub forum.

Moved.
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2010, 08:16:41 pm »
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That's hilarious! Best quote so far
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2010, 08:59:15 pm »
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Moved.

That's hilarious! Best quote so far

I don't get it.
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2010, 05:00:20 am »
Quote from: Vice Man
Quote from: C-zom
Quote from: Myrrh
Belongs in Random Insanity. Wrong sub forum.

Moved.

That's hilarious! Best quote so far

I don't get it.
OH GAWD, stop stop youre killing me here!
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Quote from: C-zom on February 20, 2010, 02:59:34 pm
Yeah, fuck you.
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Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on June 23, 2010, 06:09:42 pm
Those kind of pictures really don't do it for me. To each their own, I suppose.
Not enough goats?
Quote from: Gangs on November 28, 2011, 01:12:53 pm
Oh look, a kenny, i have found.
He likes his tits, all firm and round.
He's old as hay,
Some think he's gay.
His hair is purdy, it touches the ground.

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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2010, 01:09:33 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2010, 01:54:20 pm »
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<%Leo[RIA]> it's better to be feared than respected
<%Leo[RIA]> especially if you lost that respect mentally raping them with spam
Quote from: C-zom on February 20, 2010, 02:59:34 pm
Yeah, fuck you.
Quote from: Jenne on June 23, 2010, 06:12:20 pm
Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on June 23, 2010, 06:09:42 pm
Those kind of pictures really don't do it for me. To each their own, I suppose.
Not enough goats?
Quote from: Gangs on November 28, 2011, 01:12:53 pm
Oh look, a kenny, i have found.
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2010, 02:48:52 pm »
ok heres a new quote

         
If harry potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eye sight and get laid,
a teenage lad shouldn't need a broomstick to cling onto.

                                                                   frankie boyle
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2010, 04:37:40 pm »
cuz he's a decent young fellow.

also lol gangs
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2010, 07:09:21 pm »
honesty is the best policy.
But insanity is a better defense,
War doesn't determine who's right,
War determines who's left.
   
    So fight on brave cacti! or cactuses!  or cactuarians! or cactuarites! or...... just every day cactus!
     
    ok any of a large family of drought - resistant flowering plants with succulent stems and with leaves
    replaced by scales or prickles. --------if you fall anywhere near to or within that group    FIGHT ON!
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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2010, 05:51:35 pm »
Contemplate the mangled bodies of your countrymen,and then say,
what should be the reward of such sacrifices?
If ye love wealth better than liberty,
the tranquility of servitude more than the animated contest of freedom,
go from us in peace.
We ask not your counsels or arms.
crouch down and lick the hands wich feed you.
may your chains sit lightly upon you,
and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

                               

                                               Samuel Adams
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