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Title: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 27, 2014, 09:07:26 pm
pm me if you want to have sex
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Rey the Great on August 28, 2014, 12:12:59 am
selling this post
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Ogaden on August 28, 2014, 12:45:00 am
An intriguing offer to be sure, though what is your star sign?
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Buck Turgidson on August 28, 2014, 02:20:44 am
WILL YOU BUY ME DINNER?
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Arsenal 10 on August 28, 2014, 04:56:46 am
Pay for my plane ticket and I'm easy.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: undiscoveredbum on August 28, 2014, 04:20:05 pm
top or bottom?
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 28, 2014, 08:05:18 pm
I'm a Taurus

I will provide dinner in the form of driving you to 7-Eleven and getting you a hot dog.

I typically prefer picking people up from bus stations so no planes thank you

Ugh I'm not sure. I guess if I was having sex with a undiscovered bum I could be a decent bottom.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 28, 2014, 08:05:50 pm
Also Rey I'm pretty interested in buying that post or at least trading it for sex so pm me please
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Mogar on August 28, 2014, 08:44:48 pm
Can I get one of those 7/11 pizzas instead?
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 29, 2014, 12:33:07 pm
Give me your address and I'll bring you some 7Eleven™ pizzas
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on August 29, 2014, 01:26:08 pm
Quote from: Hyperonic on August 28, 2014, 08:05:18 pm
I typically prefer picking people up from bus stations so no planes thank you

I imagine it helps getting them hideously lost in another state first.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 29, 2014, 01:33:40 pm
Well uh






That's the pitch.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on August 29, 2014, 01:35:19 pm
How's the success rate so far? I bet you win them over with your sterling Gob impression.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 29, 2014, 01:47:05 pm
mods lock this topic
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Croix on August 29, 2014, 05:56:25 pm
requested
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Rey the Great on August 30, 2014, 12:50:27 am
oh dear
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: rabonnobar on August 30, 2014, 02:43:13 am
what do you look like?
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 30, 2014, 01:17:58 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VeSmm6B.jpg)
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Croix on August 30, 2014, 08:25:28 pm
who the shit unlocked this.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 30, 2014, 11:33:01 pm
Idk but it's pissing me off too crabtown
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Croix on August 30, 2014, 11:59:18 pm
im gonna report your post now.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Brian on August 31, 2014, 12:03:48 am
locked because of request
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 31, 2014, 12:18:27 am
Ugh you guys are fucking with me


Again


I'm going to make a new rule and now I have power to do that you wollymogs
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Croix on August 31, 2014, 12:22:53 am
please don't post in locked topics, it belittles the power of the lock
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on August 31, 2014, 12:28:21 am
Quote from: Hyperonic on August 30, 2014, 01:17:58 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VeSmm6B.jpg)

Can confirm. Kenny is quite the gun licker.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Croix on August 31, 2014, 12:30:09 am
thats it loren, you're reported too.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on August 31, 2014, 12:36:03 am
Aghh. This topic is completely ridiculous in the first place, but no where near as bad as Kenny in person... You've no idea...
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 31, 2014, 12:41:31 am
Mods what the fuck lock this topic
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on August 31, 2014, 12:50:50 am
Kenny there's no use in trying to pretend you aren't a crazy fuck in person.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 31, 2014, 01:05:46 am
Mods holy shit
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Brian on August 31, 2014, 09:38:59 pm
I dont know how this keeps getting unlocked. Mods please ban this topic once and for all.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Croix on September 01, 2014, 12:29:17 pm
mods pls

Quote from: Hyperonic on April 22, 2007, 05:40:35 pm
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Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 01, 2014, 02:34:06 pm
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Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Rey the Great on September 02, 2014, 01:03:04 pm
hey what the hec
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Rey the Great on September 02, 2014, 01:03:11 pm
k
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Ogaden on September 02, 2014, 01:12:30 pm
:objection:
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 02, 2014, 01:18:10 pm
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Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: mastabadey on September 02, 2014, 04:50:06 pm
 :fap:
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Croix on September 02, 2014, 09:40:56 pm
MODS
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Leo on September 03, 2014, 08:21:58 pm
How did I miss this thread?

Loren, Kenny sex, ModCalls. It's been screaming LEO for days and I have been neglecting to do my duty in satisfying this thread's every desire for hours on end, thrust by thrust.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Brian on September 03, 2014, 09:04:23 pm
HOW DOES THIS THREAD KEEP GETTING UNLOCKED IM REPORTING YOU ALL TO THE MODS
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 07, 2014, 07:17:51 pm
Oh Christ who the fuck stickied this shit
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 07, 2014, 07:18:20 pm
That's it I'm going to be passive aggressive now just you wait for my next topic
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on September 08, 2014, 09:33:00 pm
Quote from: Leo on September 03, 2014, 08:21:58 pm
How did I miss this thread?

Loren, Kenny sex, ModCalls. It's been screaming LEO for days and I have been neglecting to do my duty in satisfying this thread's every desire for hours on end, thrust by thrust.

You know, it's been over a year and I never got my pull off twizzlers...
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Leo on September 09, 2014, 02:10:07 pm
Quote from: Loren on September 08, 2014, 09:33:00 pm
Quote from: Leo on September 03, 2014, 08:21:58 pm
How did I miss this thread?

Loren, Kenny sex, ModCalls. It's been screaming LEO for days and I have been neglecting to do my duty in satisfying this thread's every desire for hours on end, thrust by thrust.

You know, it's been over a year and I never got my pull off twizzlers...
<.<

>.>

;>.>

I actually stopped by the plant again this summer and came out with more free candy. No pull n peel though.

*runs*
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 09, 2014, 02:54:01 pm
Thank you Loren for ruining my topic and my life I really appreciate it you are so cool for doing this I like it a lot

Mods please do something before she posts something I'll regret
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 09, 2014, 02:56:03 pm
Mods please unsticky this amazing topic that went well please lock it and ban Loren
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on September 09, 2014, 08:35:52 pm
Ohhh no. Ruining your life?! Lets go down a checklist... Do you remember when:

- You almost beat up that tiny white dude in the back of the Chinese restaurant parking lot? With his grandmother watching... horrified... in the car.

Even worse, it was our fault the grandma's jimmy's were riled.

- Remember when there was the ARMED security in that sketchy waffle house we went to? He had guns! And for good reason, because that woman coming down from pick-a-hard-drug fell out of a bush.

- YOU KICKED A BABY.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on September 09, 2014, 08:44:00 pm
Ohhh, wait wait wait. Lets not forget...

- Getting stuck waiting for you in sketchy ass south Baltimore with people coming up to me asking me questions. Probably didn't help I wasn't wearing pants. It was fucking cold too.

- Sleeping at the River House with scorpion flies. I WOKE UP WITH A DEAD BEE ON MY FACE. On. My. Face. What the fuck. I think I had a fireball hangover, which is your fault too.

- The whole blueberry inflation thing....I mean, the mentos hurt my stomach O_O
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on September 09, 2014, 08:47:01 pm
And... the mother of the baby you kicked, that ex girlfriend of yours told me about all the drugs you did. And the stripper and the nomadic cat in your house. And the glue. What.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 09, 2014, 09:55:22 pm
Dude what the fuuuuck
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Croix on September 09, 2014, 09:59:59 pm
why didn't you have pants? can i have your pants?
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 09, 2014, 10:02:44 pm
You are going to far with this just saying maybe you should uh idk handle this like an adult instead of shit talking on the internet.

But while we are at it remember the time you yelled at that poor waitress because your bubble tea wasn't at your level of standards

Yeah that shit was awesome that was great you are so fantastic
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 09, 2014, 10:04:35 pm
And BTW I'm positive I was defending myself from that crazy asshole in that parking lot

Why don't you pick up the phone and talk shit there like you usually do
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Leo on September 09, 2014, 10:05:18 pm
And I thought I was a terrible person.


I love you, Kenny. You are the me that I could never be.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: aithne on September 09, 2014, 10:05:52 pm
I feel like this thread needs more sarcasm
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on September 09, 2014, 10:06:49 pm
That guy was half your size, Kenny. He was tiny like his grandmother who was watching you throw things at him.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on September 09, 2014, 10:07:57 pm
And that tea, was shit. Don't even judge me.

What about that time you made me sleep in your car? Yeah, that was fun. Hm... which time you ask? I don't know, was more than once.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 09, 2014, 10:14:09 pm
Hey can you pick up your phone or should I call you a bitch through PMs

Oh by the way you loved the Chevy classic and I'm sorry we didn't get the five star hotel you wanted
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: aithne on September 09, 2014, 10:16:55 pm
She's... bitching about having to sleep in a car? And about multiple times of it? Okay.....
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on September 09, 2014, 10:17:06 pm
It was a travel lodge that was $50. You... wanted to use the money we saved to buy drugs because I told you we don't have them by me.

And I super glued that freaking Chevy classic logo back on your car after the 9 hour surprise trip to New York to get me back for my final. Which I failed. Because you got me fucking high the night before, which coincided with your birthday actually...
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on September 09, 2014, 10:17:57 pm
I don't think you're a good influence.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 09, 2014, 10:18:31 pm
Wow this topic please answer the phone
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 09, 2014, 10:20:45 pm
I like how that's my fault

Sorry it's my birthday and surprise I'm going to do a lot of drugs.


Who are you to judge me you yelled at some lady over bubble tea

Answer your phone please
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on September 09, 2014, 10:22:02 pm
...you're the one who tried to talk me into Molly over dinner tonight.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on September 09, 2014, 10:31:40 pm
You're just fucking lucky I'm not posting what you just did.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Croix on September 09, 2014, 10:33:36 pm
ladies and gentlemen, this has gone from a kenny shit thread to actual drama, im not sure if i want this shit on the forums. >_> you two are adults and can work out whatever via other means than this.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 09, 2014, 10:34:57 pm
Mods this is personal don't lock this topic let's just shit all over Kenny because that's what we do now
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: aithne on September 09, 2014, 10:35:20 pm
I'm saying it's fucking done. Go.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 09, 2014, 10:38:39 pm
If I was that guy's grandma I'd be happy that I kicked his ass because I would have thought he was asking for it.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 10, 2014, 12:36:54 am
If you guys really want kenny to behave, just take his avatar away until he calms down.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Ogaden on September 10, 2014, 02:03:53 am
Whoa
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Croix on September 10, 2014, 10:00:27 am
turns out it was just kenny and loren trolling us.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 10, 2014, 10:01:36 am
New rule

Don't tell people if I make you sleep in a car
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 10, 2014, 10:56:46 am
Stop ruining my topics crabtown
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 10, 2014, 11:58:38 am
WILL YOU STOP PROPOSITIONING ME??
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on September 10, 2014, 12:50:42 pm
Troll or not, I did honestly share things that have happened. Mostly, anyway. Most are true.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 10, 2014, 12:52:52 pm
Literally none of that is true and I'm gay and girls are gross
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on September 10, 2014, 12:54:42 pm
I'll tell whoever I want, I end up in that car a lot. Also, I did the math. Roughly 98% of my stories were true.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 10, 2014, 01:40:02 pm
Quote from: Hyperonic on September 10, 2014, 12:52:52 pm
Literally none of that is true and I'm gay and girls are gross
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 10, 2014, 02:59:41 pm
Quote from: Loren on September 10, 2014, 12:54:42 pm
I'll tell whoever I want, I end up in that car a lot.

LOL

my initial reaction to this thread has done a complete 180 over the last few pages, well done gents and gentleladies
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 10, 2014, 03:02:30 pm
I was going to say though, it's not real cockpony until either czom leaves or Pterrydactylhis has a meltdown and starts posting his own rant threads about it
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 10, 2014, 03:28:48 pm
You all sound like rednecks and hoo-haas. Is this a support group for white trash?
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: VL on September 10, 2014, 04:08:22 pm
why is this thread not stickied
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Croix on September 10, 2014, 05:58:57 pm
mods pls
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Brian on September 10, 2014, 06:12:21 pm
OH MY FREAKING GOD, WILL THIS THREAD STAY LOCKED ALREADY?
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 10, 2014, 09:22:11 pm
topics mod this lock
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Rey the Great on September 11, 2014, 12:57:20 am
lmao what the fuck
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: rabonnobar on September 11, 2014, 02:10:38 am
Quote from: Hyperonic on September 10, 2014, 01:40:02 pm
Quote from: Hyperonic on September 10, 2014, 12:52:52 pm
Literally none of that is true and I'm gay and girls are gross

sup
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Ogaden on September 11, 2014, 02:11:34 am
This thread is amazing
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: VL on September 11, 2014, 04:12:34 am
It is not amazing at all until someone actually meets up and has sex as a result
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 11, 2014, 05:56:35 am
I have had sex as a result of this thread. It would've been nice if someone joined me, though.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Rey the Great on September 11, 2014, 02:51:55 pm
i've had sex in the thread
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 11, 2014, 04:06:06 pm
I am having sex as you read this.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on September 11, 2014, 05:34:42 pm
That's interesting. I wonder who else has.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Leo on September 11, 2014, 08:39:13 pm
Quote from: Loren on September 11, 2014, 05:34:42 pm
That's interesting. I wonder who else has.
Definitely not Moth.

Maybe Kenny.

And for sure Dontasemebro.

Also, not me...
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on September 11, 2014, 10:13:07 pm
Someone told me whiskey helps, but, you know, that's cheating.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Ogaden on September 11, 2014, 11:12:30 pm
Quote from: Loren on September 11, 2014, 10:13:07 pm
Someone told me whiskey helps, but, you know, that's cheating.

Ah but what kind of whiskey?  Bourbon?
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Leo on September 11, 2014, 11:31:12 pm
Quote from: Loren on September 11, 2014, 10:13:07 pm
Someone told me whiskey helps, but, you know, that's cheating.
I believe I told you that. And I also believe I was wrong.

And yes, Ogaden, bourbon.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 12, 2014, 05:19:58 am
No, no. Scotch. Balvenie.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on September 12, 2014, 07:56:34 am
Quote from: Leo on September 11, 2014, 11:31:12 pm
Quote from: Loren on September 11, 2014, 10:13:07 pm
Someone told me whiskey helps, but, you know, that's cheating.
I believe I told you that. And I also believe I was wrong.

And yes, Ogaden, bourbon.

It's alright man. It was an interesting weekend.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Leo on September 12, 2014, 03:58:19 pm
They all are. At the very least I didn't leave you alone at a homeless people bus station at midnight like a Kenny that I know.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: VL on September 12, 2014, 05:32:44 pm
If the homeless people live at a bus station are they still homeless?
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Ogaden on September 12, 2014, 05:36:40 pm
Quote from: VL on September 12, 2014, 05:32:44 pm
If the homeless people live at a bus station are they still homeless?

GEORGE CARLIN on Homelessness and Golf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbSRCjG-VLk#)
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: —- on September 12, 2014, 08:00:01 pm
Quote from: Leo on September 12, 2014, 03:58:19 pm
They all are. At the very least I didn't burritos you alone at a homeless people bus station at midnight like a Kenny that I know.

I like to remember the trespassing in a cave under a waterfall/breaking and entering into abandoned homes more than the oh-damn-this-was-mad-sketch type shit hahaha.
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 14, 2014, 08:31:46 pm
I just like to eat

My

Shit

And suck

Some

Fucking

Dicks
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: rabonnobar on September 22, 2014, 11:14:23 am
shit eating is a bit too far...
Title: Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
Post by: VL on September 27, 2014, 01:24:07 am
Hey don't criticize the man's fetish