Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: rlrcstrnthusiast on August 09, 2012, 11:41:29 pm
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...It feels like my gums are searing and my teeth are popping.
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I thought you were a dude?
:smug:
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I didn't brush my teeth for three years. I'm trying to undo the damage.
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So the operation was a success?
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Seems like it. I literally had burns to my gums and black shit oozed out.
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I meant the one where you had your balls replaced with a vagina.
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So what you're saying is that trying to improve your look automatically makes you a woman. Right on. I'll remember that when I get the action you never will get in your life from women.
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Hey now, you're not the only one here who can spend 5 bucks on a cheap blowjob.
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I usually go with the rufies, actually.
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Seems like it. I literally had burns to my gums and black shit oozed out.
Is that from the whitener? Man, that shit sounds rough.
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Yes, that was from the whitener. If it does the same shit tonight, I'll post pics.
On second thought, I'll be drunk tonight. I won't remember.
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dude that stuff sounds nasty
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It's probably because I'm a cheap bastard and bought the Walgreen's version. It's peroxide in styrofoam "trays". The good news is my teeth are visibly whiter after three days. <_<
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Bad news is it tastes like rot in my mouth.
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try not to get teeth cancer.
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This one time, I saw a Filipino cab driver cut out a cancer with a rusty butter knife.
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I once saw a seagull poop on a bald guy's head.
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rlrcstr, I hope you visisted a dentist first and got any cavities sealed... Otherwise, your just gonna fuck yer teeth up EVEN MORE. Think that color is a problem? wait till you have holes that go straight through.
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The only insurance I have is auto insurance.
Also, don't have any cavities.