My housemate is moving out today. D:

[Leo]

I'd love to get it on with that babe?

[LordShaiyan]

I'd love to get it on with that babe?

Let the act begin then? *conditions apply

*you do understand that if you take a lamppost up your arse you might not be able to physically be here to accept your cash reward i.e you'll die. Then if you're dead I keep my money. 

[Buck Turgidson]

Oh mah fucking gawd...




why do I feel like you're going to ruin it by telling us she's under 18?

Update: 23!!! And this is the part where the penis comes out....*fapfapfap*

How would that have ruined it?  It would just mean having to wait for her birthday.  Outside her window.  With tails and a tophat, chaps, and no pants.  Secretly.

[Leo]

Tails? Why the fuck would I want Sonic's fucked up redheaded step-brother to wait with me!? What's he gonna do, get fucked over by her ceiling fan?

[LordShaiyan]

Oh mah fucking gawd...




why do I feel like you're going to ruin it by telling us she's under 18?

Update: 23!!! And this is the part where the penis comes out....*fapfapfap*

How would that have ruined it?  It would just mean having to wait for her birthday.  Outside her window.  With tails and a tophat, chaps, and no pants.  Secretly.

Somebody fucking kill me right now. So now you people are waiting for birthdays innit?
You see, turning 18 doesn't give you a free license to fuck. Maturity doesn't depend on age, it is just a number. You people behave as if you would be happy if the govt. would make legal age 10 and then you would start fucking innit? Well you can easily fuck a 10 year old right now (secretly and with tails) innit?
I never felt this way. Stop being a walking bag of hormone and be a REAL man, trust me you'll get the pussy you deserve. But I believe you people these days are too perverted to understand that. If you don't have control over your hormones then you're better off dead...

That raises an interesting question, how many times do you people think about death everyday? It can just be a minute away, you never know..

[Leo]

Is it just me, or has LS started talking like my wife as of late?

[Fake from State Jarm]

Lord Shaiyan, they've been joking like this so long that it's become a matter of saving face. If no one ever pointed out that it wasn't funny, maybe they would have stopped of their own accord, but now it's become some sort of bizarre hypersexual ritual of cliche and innuendo, and the blood on the altar is that of Humor itself.

Is it just me, or has LS started talking like my wife as of late?

there's nothing effeminate about what he said, it's far more likely you simply don't have any male role models in your life who have talked to you this way. lol

[LordShaiyan]

Listen people, I'm just telling you to be a REAL man. Chicks really dig it trust me. Yea I get it llamavore, I get it man..

[Buck Turgidson]

Listen people, I'm just telling you to be a REAL man. Chicks really dig it trust me. Yea I get it llamavore, I get it man..

That's funny.  I wasn't sure you were real with all the 'innit', 'real', and 'dig'.  I mean, who says 'pussy' anymore?  Cool people like us refer to it as a smoked meat sammich.

Lord Shaiyan, they've been joking like this so long that it's become a matter of saving face. If no one ever pointed out that it wasn't funny, maybe they would have stopped of their own accord, but now it's become some sort of bizarre hypersexual ritual of cliche and innuendo, and the blood on the altar is that of Humor itself.

Is it just me, or has LS started talking like my wife as of late?

there's nothing effeminate about what he said, it's far more likely you simply don't have any male role models in your life who have talked to you this way. lol

Who said effeminate?  Leo's wife is a dude.

LS, Llamavore has been telling people that nothing is funny for so long it isn't funny anymore.

[LordShaiyan]

Listen people, I'm just telling you to be a REAL man. Chicks really dig it trust me. Yea I get it llamavore, I get it man..

That's funny.  I wasn't sure you were real with all the 'innit', 'real', and 'dig'.  I mean, who says 'pussy' anymore?  Cool people like us refer to it as a smoked meat sammich.

Listen, trust me I've taken opinion from many ladies, that thing you call "cool" roughly translates to the word "J E R K" to ladies.

[Croix]

I thought Leo's wife was Liz.

[Leo]

I thought Leo's wife was Liz.

And there is nothing effeminate about Liz. She hits me, help.

Lord Shaiyan, they've been joking like this so long that it's become a matter of saving face. If no one ever pointed out that it wasn't funny, maybe they would have stopped of their own accord, but now it's become some sort of bizarre hypersexual ritual of cliche and innuendo, and the blood on the altar is that of Humor itself.

^This

vNot This

Listen people, I'm just telling you to be a REAL man. Chicks really dig it trust me. Yea I get it llamavore, I get it man..

Listen, trust me I've taken opinion from many ladies, that thing you call "cool" roughly translates to the word "J E R K" to ladies.

[Fake from State Jarm]

I thought Leo's wife was Liz.

And there is nothing effeminate about Liz. She hits me, help.

you can't help someone unless they want to be helped.

I learned that from tyler perry movies

but also from actually trying to help victims of spousal abuse

[Reoga]

LS is right. How ever I blame the additives we put in food nowadays. I started getting tits at age 13. Now I see 9 year old with them. Feed your little girls organic meat people. that's what I was raised on.

[Leo]

^Are you telling me that larger breasts is a bad thing? This is a concept that my brain cannot seem to understand in the slightest.

I thought Leo's wife was Liz.

And there is nothing effeminate about Liz. She hits me, help.

you can't help someone unless they want to be helped.

I learned that from tyler perry movies

but also from actually trying to help victims of spousal abuse

So I'm just supposed to take the physical and verbal abuse while you just stand there watching me cry myself to sleep every night?

[Croix]

That early? yeah, its hormones man, hormones.

^Are you telling me that larger breasts is a bad thing? This is a concept that my brain cannot seem to understand in the slightest.

I thought Leo's wife was Liz.

And there is nothing effeminate about Liz. She hits me, help.

you can't help someone unless they want to be helped.

I learned that from tyler perry movies

but also from actually trying to help victims of spousal abuse

So I'm just supposed to take the physical and verbal abuse while you just stand there watching me cry myself to sleep every night?

Yes

[Buck Turgidson]

I am not interested in tits on a 9 year old or a 13 year old.  I have to wait far too long outside their window, and it gets cold even if you are wearing chaps and not completely neked.

[Reoga]

so IM on this date site. and this dude sends me a pic of his dick. that's the whole thing no hi how are you just a dick. SO I said *no reference BTW* wow Im sorry I don't like things that small. has this worked for you in the past?

[LordShaiyan]

so IM on this date site. and this dude sends me a pic of his dick. that's the whole thing no hi how are you just a dick. SO I said *no reference BTW* wow Im sorry I don't like things that small. has this worked for you in the past?

You see Reoga, REAL MEN are scarce these days. These perverted walking bags of hormone they call "cool dudes" must hand in their testicoli immediately to REAL MEN like us...Yea sex is great, but sex with some girl you really love....now thats awesome.. These "cool dudes" these days, they will like fuck just about anything with a heart beat, fucking perverts

[Kenneth Kenstar]

so IM on this date site. and this dude sends me a pic of his dick. that's the whole thing no hi how are you just a dick. SO I said *no reference BTW* wow Im sorry I don't like things that small. has this worked for you in the past?

Sorry about that