Create value out of this. 

Frame the phone in a nice red frame, with a background picture of Steve Jobs.  Title it "Broken Dreams", and sell it on ebay, with limited edition numbering, and a drawn out write up on the artist passion for the jungle and his close friendship with a troop of bonobo monkeys.

Put a 1000$ reserve on it, and wait.  There are hundreds of millions of people on that site.  I bet someone will buy it.

Fukin A! 

Well if its still serving its purpose ( I highly doubt it) then you should wait it out

C

The whole time I have known you LS you have made a big ass out of your self.....I mean how hard is it to look up a member profile or ask if some one is a woman? you could have asked any one here that's been here for more than a year and would have said so. But know you just went on your little tangent while every one else was trying to tell you.  That's head in the sand I don't want MY HOMO to have his head in the sand nor up his own ass.

I was trolling for God's sake

1.  burritos the RIA for Fark and then after less than a week, Pissing their ENTIRE alliance off.
2.  Being a complete bitch about a blood test
3.  "Raiding all the things"
4.  Insulting members of IRON in their own embassy
5.  Your "Fuck Israel" topic


Those are what I remember, i can probably grab the topics if you need them.

My "Fuck Israel" topic? What does these have to do with the IIDA? I am a free man and I have freedom of speech, I can state whatever I want..Blood test? come on! Stop pulling things from 2010. It proves that you dont have valid reason and RIA lacks professional people in its government who cant initiate a fucking academy and keeps a person sitting for many months, and then to defend itself it pulls crap from the past

Love is a 10-15 minute procedure.

REAL MEN can go beyond 30 minutes, trust me

Love is a myth.

I fucking agree

I want to become officer, let me pass the IIDA

 

                                                 The Alliance of Real Men
                                               L'Alliance des vrais hommes

The Alliance of Real Men (ARM) is an organization which strives to organize and help the REAL MEN out there in the world. Apparently, the number is not much, as majority of the male population consists of walking bags of hormone they call "cool dudes" with no moral values (or a penis) and the REAL MEN are in the dark. This organization will operate inside the RIA to provide the REAL MEN of the RIA a place to hang out and organize.The members of ARM will also try to proselytize potential "cool dudes" and help them reclaim their manhood.

REAL MEN of the world, unite! Sic Semper pervertis!

Rules of ARM Members who will intentionally break the rules will have their testicoli repossessed.
* Never send any posts in the way the "cool dudes" do it (For example: Hey! I'm waiting for this girl to turn 18 so I can fuck her brains out) These type of shit..
* Try to proselytize "cool dudes" and help them reclaim their manhood
* Always respect women in your posts, well, unless she's fucking with you of course.

If you're a REAL MAN interested to join ARM, Post this below with your name on it

"I          , wish to join the Alliance of Real Men and abide by the rules in my post, and also to act according to the old fashion values, on which our great nation used to rely. Amen"

N.B The RIAer named Leo is requested not to join ARM and jeopardize our mission

REAL MEN OUT THERE, JOIN US! JOIN RIGHTEOUSNESS! LET'S PROVIDE AN "ARM" FOR OUR WOMEN!