My plans for my grave:

[wethepeople]

Have you seen those video gravestones yet? Cool stuff. A little door opens and a video plays. Well, when that door is opened I'm going to make it play a Rick Roll.

In order to be a real life noob I'm going to plant land mines around my grave.

I'm going to request to have 5000 birds in my coffin with me. That'll show those asshole worms.

[Lord Doom]

o/

[Fake from State Jarm]

dont forget to have a young virgin volunteer from among the tribe. then your closest friends will each fuck her one by one in a sacred tent as a sign of love and loyalty for you, and she will thank them. a funeral ship will be built on the spot.

and then, you would think they would gather at the shore and lift the young maiden up in the air as she says

"Der ser jeg min far.
Der ser jeg min mor og mine søstre og mine brødre.
Der ser jeg mitt folks slektslinje,
tilbake til begynnelsen.
Hør, de kaller på meg.
De byr meg å ta plass blant dem.
I Valhall - Der de tapre lever - for alltid."

and then some friendly viking would turn to antonio banderas and say something that means 'this is the old way, you will not see it again.'

but actually, the brave dont live forever in Valhalla, they die with the gods in the final battle, Ragnarok.

the local angel of death comes and slits the maiden's throat in the tent, while all the men who fucked her hold her down, and then carry her body to the ship with your body and many other things, and then it is all burnt in the water. if you were worth joining in the afterlife, the maiden will still be smiling.