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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Untelligent on March 08, 2009, 09:10:38 pm

Title: I will post in this topic exactly once a day.
Post by: Untelligent on March 08, 2009, 09:10:38 pm: (http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff76/untelligent/cce99ee1.gif)
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Post by: Electric Mango on March 08, 2009, 09:12:27 pm: I will read this topic exactly once a day or exactly more or less.
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Post by: Crunka on March 08, 2009, 11:42:02 pm: I will poop in this topic exactly once a day.
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Post by: Ganon5 on March 09, 2009, 12:53:26 am: Pandas are cool
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 09, 2009, 06:22:36 am: NSFF
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Post by: Electric Mango on March 09, 2009, 02:52:10 pm: Quote from: llamavore
NSFF

Not safe for fags?
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Post by: Leo on March 09, 2009, 03:37:54 pm: Not Safe for F-F-PANDAS!!!
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Post by: Untelligent on March 09, 2009, 05:20:34 pm: [!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=George Carlin)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE (George Carlin)[div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]You know something I could really do without? The Space Shuttle. Why don't these people go out and get real jobs? It's the same shit over and over. They get delayed, they blast off, they get in orbit, something breaks, they fix it, the President says hello, Mission Control wakes them up with a song no one has listened to in twenty years, the science experiment placed on board by the third-graders of Frog Balls, Tennesee, is a big success, and bla bla bla. It's time to end this shit. Besides, it's irresponsible. The last thing we should be doing is sending our grotesquely distorted DNA into space.[/quote]
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Post by: Leo on March 09, 2009, 05:23:20 pm: Hm...
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Post by: Electric Mango on March 09, 2009, 10:40:56 pm: balls being dipped in jelly
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 10, 2009, 05:10:19 am: not safe for fap
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Post by: Leo on March 10, 2009, 03:30:44 pm: not safe for flagella
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Post by: KingRanter on March 10, 2009, 03:58:20 pm: He ment not safe for work you guys!

you are sooo no funny!

stop making fun of him!

its not nice!

stop it!
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Post by: Leo on March 10, 2009, 04:34:23 pm: I just want mah pics.
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Post by: Untelligent on March 10, 2009, 05:24:39 pm: http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff76/untelligent/hot/ (http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff76/untelligent/hot/)

guest password = waffletrotzky
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Post by: Leo on March 10, 2009, 07:52:57 pm: Good job.
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Post by: Electric Mango on March 10, 2009, 08:29:43 pm: I placed a bomb under one of your cars

It's a jizz bomb
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Post by: Leo on March 11, 2009, 05:12:06 pm: Good thing I don't own a car.
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Post by: Untelligent on March 11, 2009, 06:44:29 pm: I can't think of anything interesting today.

Today's post was brought to you by the letter ж.
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Post by: Leo on March 11, 2009, 06:53:55 pm: Your mom.
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Post by: Electric Mango on March 11, 2009, 11:05:23 pm: does coke
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Post by: Leo on March 12, 2009, 03:21:14 pm: Mango and his sugar highs.
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Post by: Electric Mango on March 12, 2009, 09:34:28 pm: 2 1/2 hrs until his streak comes to an end.
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Post by: Leo on March 13, 2009, 03:55:47 pm: Phail?
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 13, 2009, 06:53:29 pm: phreedom phrise
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Post by: 1ofkind on March 15, 2009, 09:02:31 am: i would like to see the original panda clip!
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Post by: Untelligent on March 19, 2009, 05:30:48 pm: Sorry I haven't posted anything in the past week. See my topic in the HQ for details.

If you can't see the HQ, join the damn RIA so you can see it.

lulz, ima advertisin for the rhode islands.
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Post by: Leo on March 19, 2009, 07:46:43 pm: RI?
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 19, 2009, 09:17:14 pm: 'mind: when you see it, you won't sleep'

what's that about?
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Post by: Leo on March 19, 2009, 09:31:47 pm: What are you about?
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Post by: Electric Mango on March 19, 2009, 10:26:58 pm: What about this?

(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g161/draven_dffs/Funny%20Images/weird.jpg)
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Post by: Leo on March 19, 2009, 10:50:39 pm: Um? Wha?
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Post by: Untelligent on March 21, 2009, 11:26:23 am: Aw, fuck, I forgot to post yesterday.
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Post by: Crunka on March 21, 2009, 01:16:15 pm: FISSION MAIL'D
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Post by: Untelligent on March 22, 2009, 12:39:37 pm: (http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff76/untelligent/lardoftherings.jpg)
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Post by: Untelligent on March 23, 2009, 04:07:30 pm: I just shat for the first time in 48 hours. Also, shat is now my new favorite verb. Wad is still my all-time favorite word, though.
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Post by: Leo on March 23, 2009, 04:32:55 pm: Phail.
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Post by: Ganon5 on March 23, 2009, 11:02:50 pm: Someone else beat you to failing at one of these
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Post by: Leo on March 24, 2009, 04:42:26 pm: I'll beat you hard.
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Post by: Untelligent on March 24, 2009, 05:48:41 pm: (http://www.viruscomix.com/thecheesecomic.jpg)
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Post by: Leo on March 24, 2009, 06:05:30 pm: Nice...
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 24, 2009, 08:49:43 pm: lol terrorists hijacked a giant ghouda
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Post by: Untelligent on March 25, 2009, 04:36:19 pm: I was going to post an awesome banned clip from family guy, but it got removed from youtube for some reason. Sorry.
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Post by: Leo on March 25, 2009, 05:47:43 pm: Loser.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 26, 2009, 12:48:34 am: banned clip? from family guy?
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Post by: Untelligent on March 26, 2009, 06:08:52 pm: That's odd, it's no longer removed. =D

It was going to be in an older episode, but the powers that be wouldn't allow it. (NSFW)

[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/mmsBPFUbyWg&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]

This one doesn't have anything to do with banned clips or family guy, but I'm posting it because it made me laugh.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=39059 (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=39059)
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 27, 2009, 03:18:59 am: wtf? why was that banned

lol @ how much they must dislike the cast from entourage.
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Post by: Untelligent on March 27, 2009, 12:49:13 pm: Shark gets owned.

[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/cA8zQw6gDNI&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]

Also wtf? What were you doing at 2 AM?
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 27, 2009, 09:33:03 pm: 4 am, and I was fucking your mother.
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Post by: Leo on March 27, 2009, 10:42:44 pm: Quote from: llamavore
4 am, and I was fucking your mother.
Dammit llamavore(I'm going to think of a way to shorten your name, trust me), she stood me up just so she could get fucked by you. I waited all fucking night just in case she showed up late for our 6 PM Dinner Date.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 27, 2009, 10:50:57 pm: Quote from: Leo
Quote from: llamavore
4 am, and I was fucking your mother.
Dammit llamavore(I'm going to think of a way to shorten your name, trust me), she stood me up just so she could get fucked by you. I waited all fucking night just in case she showed up late for our 6 PM Dinner Date.
yeah I know. I thought about you sitting alone at a table for two, playing with your cold food in trance of sedated desperation, and I came on her face.
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Post by: Leo on March 27, 2009, 10:53:01 pm: Damn you. I hope you get her pregnant and have to pay child support!
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 27, 2009, 10:55:07 pm: she's post menopausal, but even if she wasn't you know you'd claim the kid just to give you access to her life. mm just splooged on her face again.
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Post by: Leo on March 27, 2009, 11:08:53 pm: I hate you again.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 28, 2009, 03:20:14 am: also lol @ there being not a single black guy in that banned clip. translation: I MAKE FAMILY GUY IM SO BALLSY I MAKE FUN OF EVERYONE except blackppl plz dont call me racist.

lol pussy
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Post by: Untelligent on March 28, 2009, 01:03:41 pm: http://www.supermegacomics.com/images/57.gif (http://www.supermegacomics.com/images/57.gif)
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Post by: Untelligent on March 29, 2009, 02:45:57 pm: (http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb179/Big_Bayou/IMG_2778-1.jpg)

Toaster Dugtrio will devour your souls.
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Post by: Leo on March 29, 2009, 04:35:23 pm: Sexy.
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Post by: Untelligent on March 30, 2009, 10:12:31 pm: [embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/XREnvJRkif0&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 31, 2009, 02:23:42 am: his epic answer is like another version of robin williams except less annoying
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Post by: Untelligent on March 31, 2009, 09:27:05 pm: [embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/pBWy2ImaRyA&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 01, 2009, 12:02:08 am: I think he meant precipice, not premise. dork
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Post by: Untelligent on April 01, 2009, 05:14:57 pm: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=39246 (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=39246)

Thank god they haven't attempted ostrich-bears. Yet.
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Post by: Untelligent on April 02, 2009, 03:32:21 pm: [embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/dDHhAamRjOE&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]
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Post by: Untelligent on April 04, 2009, 06:01:28 pm: Fuck.

(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff76/untelligent/awhellnahobama.jpg)
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 04, 2009, 09:47:33 pm: akjads;fa
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Post by: Electric Mango on April 05, 2009, 02:08:45 am: Quote from: llamavore
akjads;fa

yeah, I'm drinking Capt Morgan. What!?!
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Post by: Untelligent on April 05, 2009, 01:43:43 pm: To make up for my failure on the day before yesterday, I present to you not one, but THREE videos.

Small handful of NSFW scenes (not necessarily in a sexy way, sadly) in these.

[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/t2eUUHkpvQA&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]

[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Ajw6AsYTW2o&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]

[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Q4DxWpnmmMk&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]
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Post by: Wizzy on April 05, 2009, 02:10:17 pm: omfg i have been gone from forums along time

we could put youtube videos now? =O
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Post by: Wizzy on April 05, 2009, 02:12:41 pm: can we post anything in here?
if so
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Post by: Wizzy on April 05, 2009, 02:15:44 pm: [embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/GHTMangHP7Q&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]
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Post by: Leo on April 05, 2009, 06:13:37 pm: *poops*
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Post by: Wizzy on April 05, 2009, 09:43:46 pm: sorry =/
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Post by: Leo on April 05, 2009, 10:04:58 pm: Can I get some toilet paper over here?
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Post by: Untelligent on April 06, 2009, 05:00:22 pm: Billy Mays vs. Vince (of Sham Wow infamia). Made by the same guy who made the 3 I posted earlier, using the same tools and Half-Life mod.

It's fucking hilarious.

[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/ZY2rD322UR4&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]
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Post by: Untelligent on April 07, 2009, 05:36:34 pm: lol women drivers

[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/lrXA9i0t4t8&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]
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Post by: Untelligent on April 08, 2009, 05:24:06 pm: What the fuck?

[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/JIo07GboRLI&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]

Sorry for all the videos recently, I'll get back to more diverse forms of not-quite-funny eventually.
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Post by: Untelligent on April 09, 2009, 07:06:46 pm: As promised, instead of a video, today I'll just quote scripture from the George Carlin bible.

Quote from: George Carlin
Microwave radiation leaking from radar guns has caused at least eighty cases of testicular cancer in policemen. I'm glad. That's what they get for being sneaky. Cancer and radar both victimize silently; they sneak up on you. You think everything's OK, but unknown to you, something bad is happening. Then suddenly you're a victim. Also, it's quite appropriate that it's testicular cancer. These cops all think they have big balls. Now they do. Good.
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Post by: Untelligent on April 10, 2009, 07:00:29 pm: [!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=George Carlin)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE (George Carlin)[div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]It's way beyond ironic that a place called the Holy Land is the location of the fiercest, most deeply felt hatred in the world. And it makes for wonderful theatre.

If you want to know how fucked up the people in this country are, just look at television. Not the programs, not the news. The commercials. Just watch only the commercials for about a week, and you'll see how fucked up the people in this country really are.

Wouldn't it be weird if the only way people could die was that their heads suddenly exploded without warning? If there was simply no other cause of death? One day you'd be sitting there having a hot chotonicte, and suddenly your head would explode. You know what? I'll bet people would get used to it.

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work.[/quote]
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Post by: Arsenal 10 on April 10, 2009, 07:06:18 pm: I can't believe we're not smart enough to get you to post more than once per day..
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Post by: Leo on April 10, 2009, 10:12:33 pm: Don't encourage him!
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Post by: Untelligent on April 11, 2009, 08:25:13 pm: Nice try arse, I almost posted a second time like five times last night.

Also, this video is the epitome of nerdism.

[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/X4SCSGRVAQE&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]
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Post by: Arsenal 10 on April 11, 2009, 11:32:11 pm: I'll get you one day, with something you won't be able to resist.
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Post by: Untelligent on April 12, 2009, 03:42:31 pm: Achewood. Epic Fucking Webcomic.

Cast includes a handful of animated stuffed animals, a cat in a thong (sorry Leo), a robot, and a squirrel on crack.

Might not be safe for work.

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007 (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007)
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=06262007 (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=06262007)
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua8Xpg5d (http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua8Xpg5d)
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua3dGbl4 (http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua3dGbl4)
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua8SRWjC (http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua8SRWjC)
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua2QMf0W (http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua2QMf0W)
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuacqwZDw (http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuacqwZDw)
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuacLgWcc (http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuacLgWcc)
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua5Z9w0q (http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua5Z9w0q)
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua9d6dM7 (http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua9d6dM7)
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua87Qhrs (http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua87Qhrs)

If you're going to ignore all those links, then at least read this one.

http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua4mcwtG (http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua4mcwtG)
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Post by: Leo on April 12, 2009, 04:19:00 pm: *runs in*Did I hear a cat in a speedo!
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Post by: Arsenal 10 on April 12, 2009, 11:30:51 pm: Again, internet is gay and won't load....

But I'm sure it's one sexy cat.
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Post by: Leo on April 12, 2009, 11:42:32 pm: I'd hope.
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Post by: Untelligent on April 13, 2009, 07:53:19 pm: [embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/6QGHL-G_AA8&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]

lol women
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 14, 2009, 02:40:13 am: this represents imminent danger for sure
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Post by: Untelligent on April 14, 2009, 08:18:10 pm: If you don't read cracked.com regularily, here's a decent article from today.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17256_17-mo...otoshopped.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_17256_17-more-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html)

If you don't read cracked.com at all, here's the first three installments of that article.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16556_15-im...otoshopped.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_16556_15-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html)
http://www.cracked.com/article_16797_15-mo...otoshopped.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_16797_15-more-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html)
http://www.cracked.com/article_16966_16-mo...otoshopped.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_16966_16-more-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html)

I'm pretty sure all of those links have at least one NSFW image in them.
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Post by: Leo on April 14, 2009, 08:43:06 pm: Cracked is a great site. I check it daily for the new articles and shit.
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Post by: Untelligent on April 15, 2009, 08:18:49 pm: I can't think of anything new and interesting to post today. Sorry.

Read moar achewood. It's funny as hell. Especially if you start from the beginning. Also, it is not a furry comic. It may have an apparently bisexual cat in a thong, but it is not a goddamn furry comic.
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Post by: Leo on April 15, 2009, 09:50:57 pm: Cracked.com, as long as you link to them, you will never go wrong.
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Post by: Untelligent on April 16, 2009, 08:20:12 pm: No.

(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090416.gif)

EDIT: I MUST POST THIS

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8001644.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8001644.stm)

MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES, WHAT WITH THEIR PLANES AND WHATNOT
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Post by: Leo on April 16, 2009, 10:25:08 pm: That was a good comic.
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Post by: Untelligent on April 17, 2009, 08:28:27 pm: Running out of time. Can't think of anything interesting. Went dumpster-diving in the dark recesses of the internet and found this cat video among the trash.

Not a youtube, so I can't embed it. Sorry.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=39680 (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=39680)
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Post by: Untelligent on April 18, 2009, 11:41:08 am: Oh my fuck this is the greatest Cracked I've read in a long while.

On the off-chance that there's still some RIAers that don't read it regularily:

http://www.cracked.com/article_17270_100-u...ject-lines.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_17270_100-unintentionally-hilarious-spam-subject-lines.html)

Very NSFW. No pictures, just explicit text.
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Post by: Leo on April 18, 2009, 12:33:34 pm: Just read it. It made me laugh.
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Post by: Untelligent on April 18, 2009, 09:21:42 pm: Nothing interesting today.

I will, however, mention that I just discovered Hulu (which I won't describe because all of you most likely know what that is already). This makes me happy because I haven't been able to watch the Colbert Report since we canceled our DirectTV subscription last summer.
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Post by: Leo on April 18, 2009, 09:49:46 pm: Yeah, I haven't watch Colbert in so long just cause I'm too lazy to look it up on Hulu.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 19, 2009, 04:23:16 am: I've found hulu to have buffering problems sometimes. if it isn't working for you try veoh.com or something else... there's a lot of them
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Post by: Untelligent on April 19, 2009, 09:46:35 pm: [embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/wYiMfvTDQiY&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]
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Post by: Untelligent on April 20, 2009, 09:36:53 pm: I have spent today
Making propaganda pic
No time for funny.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 21, 2009, 03:55:58 pm: you sound tired... masturbating during?
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Post by: Leo on April 21, 2009, 05:29:22 pm: Who doesn't?
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Post by: Untelligent on April 21, 2009, 07:05:14 pm: Quote from: llamavore
you sound tired... masturbating during?

It's called a haiku, arsehole.
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Post by: Leo on April 22, 2009, 08:06:23 pm: Um, someone needs a shave?
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Post by: Untelligent on April 23, 2009, 10:22:08 pm: Moar achewood.

http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua2P1Xqm (http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua2P1Xqm)
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua8F2rgV (http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua8F2rgV)
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http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuagdPb3F (http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuagdPb3F)
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Post by: Untelligent on April 24, 2009, 09:07:53 pm: Llamas with hats.

[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/kZUPCB9533Y&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 25, 2009, 10:07:12 am: Caaarl!!!
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Post by: Untelligent on April 25, 2009, 10:02:00 pm: It's an entire site devoted to funny Yahoo Answers.

http://funnyyahooanswers.com/ (http://funnyyahooanswers.com/)
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Post by: Untelligent on April 27, 2009, 09:23:51 pm: Aw fuck, I forgot a day again. Alright, let's see how much random crap I can cram in to mke up for it.

Time's most influential person of the year: why giving the entire internet voting rights always tends to lean toward that particular demographic

http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1894028,00.html (http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1894028,00.html)

Hacked DDA (don't do anything) Super Mario World level. Not the best one I've seen (overuse of invisible blocks that make him jump), but it makes noises to the tune of a japanese tonic song (I presume), which makes it more interesting.

[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/OM0ib4GxLPwp&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]

Kingdom of Loathing. Greatest free MMORPG ever. Don't let the hand-drawn stick figure graphics and the point-and-click gameplay fool you, it's awesome.

http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/ (http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/)

Dwarf Fortress. Greatest fantasy sandbox game ever. It's been mentioned on the forum before once or twice, but nobody goes to General Discussion so I am telling of you it here. Don't let the 16-color pseudo-ASCII graphics fool you, the pathfinding processing can bring all but the highest of the high-end CPU to its knees. And it's more violent than Grand Theft Auto. Somehow. Seriously, you can sever the arm from an elf and bludgeon him to death with it. Or rip off his finger and stab his eyes out with it. Or knock him off a cliff with his own dead baby. Or throw a cockroach at him, somehow boring a hole through his heart, both lungs, and liver. Damned if I know how. But it's awesome.

http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html (http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html)

This is the wiki for Dwarf Fortress. Learning curve is incredibly difficult, the wiki is your friend.

http://dwarf.lendemaindeveille.com/index.php/Main_Page (http://dwarf.lendemaindeveille.com/index.php/Main_Page)

Everyone loves wierd Japanese commercials!

Contains men peeing by the roadside, doesn't show anything but might be considered NSFW

[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/HHNJmWbvsL0&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 28, 2009, 01:09:17 am: still playing dwarf fortress? I made a custom tileset for it a month ago and tried unsuccessfully to make a mod with milkable miniature vermin cattle
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Post by: Untelligent on April 28, 2009, 09:31:05 pm: Don't have anything to post again, so here's another lame video I pulled from IAmBored. It's not even a youtube.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=39990 (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=39990)
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Post by: triviuum on April 28, 2009, 11:46:59 pm: Quote from: Untelligent
Don't have anything to post again, so here's another lame video I pulled from IAmBored. It's not even a youtube.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=39990 (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=39990)
lol
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Post by: Untelligent on April 29, 2009, 09:41:02 pm: http://www.kongregate.com/games/I_smell/ro...-when-they-roar (http://www.kongregate.com/games/I_smell/robot-dinosaurs-that-shoot-beams-when-they-roar)

Robor Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 30, 2009, 12:19:15 am: when kenny makes a new site there should be an arcade
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Post by: Leo on April 30, 2009, 03:10:37 pm: A penny arcade?
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Post by: Untelligent on April 30, 2009, 07:24:38 pm: No, a Dong arcade, obviously.
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Post by: Leo on April 30, 2009, 07:51:04 pm: How bout a Leo arcade.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 30, 2009, 11:19:33 pm: cactuarcade
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Post by: Untelligent on May 02, 2009, 11:19:46 am: Fuck, I'm starting to get bad at this again.

(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090502.gif)
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Post by: Leo on May 02, 2009, 02:07:04 pm: ^Truth for the guy only. The chick saw his big wallet on the floor.
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Post by: Untelligent on May 03, 2009, 09:23:40 pm: Y'know what I really fucking hate? Grapefruit.
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Post by: Untelligent on May 04, 2009, 09:00:29 pm: [!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=George Carlin)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE (George Carlin)[div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]What's all this stuff about motivation? I say, if you need motivation, you probably need more than motivation. You probably need chemical intervention or brain surgery. Actually, if you ask me, this country could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans. I'm not sure motivation is always a good thing. You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble.[/quote]
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Post by: KingRanter on May 05, 2009, 03:01:40 pm: i just read all of this in one sitting O_O
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 05, 2009, 04:25:19 pm: < not causing any trouble
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Post by: Untelligent on May 05, 2009, 08:12:29 pm: [!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=George Carlin)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE (George Carlin)[div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]Television newscasters often warn viewers that something they're going to show might upset people: "Be warned that this next film clip is very graphic, and contains explicit language, so you might want to consider if you want to see it, or if it is suitable for your children." Imagine! Explicit and graphic! Here are the definitions of those words according to Webster's Third New International Dictionary:

Explicit: Characterized by full, clear expression; beeing without vagueness or ambiguity.

Graphic: Marked by clear and lively description or striking imaginative power. Sharply outlined or delineated.

So what is the problem here? Why do they feel it necessary to warn people against the possibility of seeing something clear, sharply outlined, unambiguous, and with striking imaginative power?[/quote]
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 05, 2009, 10:36:52 pm: Quote from: Untelligent
[!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=George Carlin)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE (George Carlin)[div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]Television newscasters often warn viewers that something they're going to show might upset people: "Be warned that this next film clip is very graphic, and contains explicit language, so you might want to consider if you want to see it, or if it is suitable for your children." Imagine! Explicit and graphic! Here are the definitions of those words according to Webster's Third New International Dictionary:

Explicit: Characterized by full, clear expression; beeing without vagueness or ambiguity.

Graphic: Marked by clear and lively description or striking imaginative power. Sharply outlined or delineated.

So what is the problem here? Why do they feel it necessary to warn people against the possibility of seeing something clear, sharply outlined, unambiguous, and with striking imaginative power?
[/quote]
because there's more than one meaning to those words. /carlinfail
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Post by: Untelligent on May 06, 2009, 09:03:10 pm: [!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=George Carlin)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE (George Carlin)[div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]Even though I don't smoke, I'm not one of those fanatics you run into. In fact, I love watching cigarette smokers in their sad little sealed-off areas, sucking away, deep lines in their faces, precancerous lesions taking hold, the posture and body language of petty criminals. You know what you do with these people? Give 'em free cigarettes. Let 'em smoke. Offer them a light! And you hope each one of them gets a small, painful tumor right in the middle of his body so it can grow in six different directions at once. And you pray they get a doctor who doesn't believe in painkillers, and their insurance runs out. I think people should be allowed to enjoy themselves.[/quote]
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Post by: KingRanter on May 06, 2009, 09:05:38 pm: I enjoy george carlin, but he's better when you can hear his tone of voice
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Post by: Untelligent on May 06, 2009, 09:20:01 pm: Indeed greatly.

EDIT: DAMN YOU
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Post by: Untelligent on May 07, 2009, 08:26:20 pm: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/annoying (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/annoying)
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Post by: KingRanter on May 07, 2009, 08:31:27 pm: the video doesn't show up for me

i know what it is, because i've seen it before, but my computer doesnt seem to play flash on certain sites for some reason
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Post by: Untelligent on May 08, 2009, 08:09:07 pm: I had a cold and stayed home today. Now I'm going to get behind on my schoolwork. Goddamn pigs.
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Post by: Leo on May 08, 2009, 08:15:06 pm: Pussy, I have a cold and took an AP US History exam today.
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Post by: KingRanter on May 09, 2009, 07:54:10 am: i was mostly healthy and went to an all night movies event at my local movie theater. We watched The Dark Knight, Ironman, and Get Smart. It lasted from midnight to 7 o' clock.
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Post by: Untelligent on May 09, 2009, 09:04:37 pm: [embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/JHiuOS_5t1M&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]
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Post by: triviuum on May 09, 2009, 09:06:56 pm: what the hell is that shit
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Post by: Leo on May 09, 2009, 09:09:22 pm: I laughed.
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Post by: triviuum on May 09, 2009, 09:11:29 pm: I didn't get it.
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Post by: KingRanter on May 09, 2009, 09:14:16 pm: after that reaction I have decided to not watch it
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Post by: triviuum on May 09, 2009, 09:15:48 pm: i was just kidding, i got it, i just thought it was stupid =]
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Post by: Leo on May 09, 2009, 09:17:31 pm: It was a picture of three wells, the caption said well, well, well. C'mon how'd you miss it!?
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 09, 2009, 09:19:06 pm: shredding clowns, jenius!
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Post by: Leo on May 09, 2009, 09:29:41 pm: What happened to the picture!?
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Post by: triviuum on May 09, 2009, 09:30:13 pm: lol thats what i was wondering, at first i thought i was just stupid.
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Post by: Leo on May 09, 2009, 09:31:42 pm: Well, that is still very possible.
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Post by: triviuum on May 09, 2009, 09:33:19 pm: I will admit that I am stupid.
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Post by: Leo on May 09, 2009, 09:34:16 pm: And to make you feel better, I will also admit that you are stupid.
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Post by: triviuum on May 09, 2009, 09:35:14 pm: Alright that makes it less embarrassing then.
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Post by: Leo on May 09, 2009, 09:42:15 pm: Now get naked.
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Post by: triviuum on May 09, 2009, 09:42:39 pm: ..I am always naked.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 09, 2009, 09:43:37 pm: wow bad time to have a boner -walks out of thread-
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Post by: triviuum on May 09, 2009, 09:45:01 pm: there is NEVER a bad time to have a boner.
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Post by: Leo on May 09, 2009, 09:46:22 pm: Fact.
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Post by: Untelligent on May 10, 2009, 08:28:51 pm: The somewhat infamous hl2 shaderapidx9.dll error is pissing me off too much for me to make an interesting post today. Sorry.
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Post by: KingRanter on May 10, 2009, 08:39:56 pm: i have no idea what that is
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Post by: triviuum on May 10, 2009, 08:58:49 pm: nobody does.
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Post by: Untelligent on May 11, 2009, 06:55:37 pm: It's an error that occurs within games that use the Source FPS engine (also called the hl2 engine), such as the games from The Orange Box. From a recent Google jaunt, it appears to be damn near impossible to fix. Even uninstalling and reinstalling Steam and the games doesn't fix it.

http://www.imeem.com/alec7/music/oeiDMWAe/...hits-fucked-up/ (http://www.imeem.com/alec7/music/oeiDMWAe/warren-zevon-my-shits-fucked-up/)
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Post by: Untelligent on May 12, 2009, 09:23:17 pm: (·_ ·)
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Post by: triviuum on May 13, 2009, 12:22:44 am: oh okay! now i get it.
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Post by: Leo on May 13, 2009, 03:18:12 pm: Liar.
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Post by: Untelligent on May 14, 2009, 05:59:55 pm: Yes, I posted yesterday. You just can't see it because it's invisible.

Rewinded my computer to a system restore point back on the sunday before last. Microsoft, in its eternal wisdom, decided that recently created files shouldn't be removed when you go back to a system restore point, which kind of defeats the purpose of the whole thing, but I'll keep my hopes up.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 14, 2009, 08:53:30 pm: it's ok not to update every day
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Post by: Leo on May 14, 2009, 09:03:40 pm: Not when you say you'll post everyday.
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Post by: Untelligent on May 15, 2009, 11:02:27 pm: Gah, that didn't work either.

I'll try the factory defaults system reset tomorrow. We just did it like a month or two ago due to total windows existence failure, so there isn't really anything important on the computer yet.

EDIT: whoops, didn't mean to post that. Also it's still Friday where I live.
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Post by: Leo on May 15, 2009, 11:12:19 pm: Liar.
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Post by: Untelligent on May 16, 2009, 10:42:22 pm: And the man in the back said "Everyone attack!" and it turned into a ballroom blitz.
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Post by: Untelligent on May 18, 2009, 05:22:15 pm: yay, TF2 works again. =D
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Post by: KingRanter on May 18, 2009, 08:27:57 pm: Quote from: Untellwegent
yay, TF2 works agawen. =D
we'm sorry to hear that.
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Post by: Leo on May 18, 2009, 10:14:49 pm: WTF is up with that quote box?
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 19, 2009, 01:12:21 pm: Quote from: Leo
WTF wes up wweth that quote box?

whatever wet wes, wet's funnweer than you actweng lweke you dont know what's goweng on
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Post by: Leo on May 19, 2009, 04:45:19 pm: Too bad I don't since I only have mod powers.
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Post by: Untelligent on May 19, 2009, 09:54:45 pm: Music site that lets me download free, legal music in exchange for watching 10 tv commercials per song downloaded. =D

No DRM, either, so I'll still be able to play the songs if they go bankrupt like Spiralfrog did, except they welded DRM to all the songs so all their music burned up along with them.

And they have those crappy Finnish metal bands I like that I can't find via pirating. =D
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Post by: Leo on May 19, 2009, 10:17:04 pm: Can you tell us what this place is called?
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 20, 2009, 08:23:02 am: when is this thread going to get NSFW. :[
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Post by: Agent Lemon on May 20, 2009, 02:13:52 pm: Quote from: llamavore
when is this thread going to get NSFW. :[
now

( . )( . )
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Post by: Untelligent on May 20, 2009, 08:22:39 pm: I posted a link to my entire photobucket album (not a large album, but nevertheless an album) of naughty pictures of females earlier in the topic, along with the private album password. Go look for it, should be on the first two or three pages.

I know of another, far larger photobucket album, comprised almost entirely of "fan art" of video game females, maintained by denizens of the Motherland, RI, but I'm still in the process of obtaining the password.

Also, here's the website I was talking about.

http://www.turnitupmedia.com/ (http://www.turnitupmedia.com/)

They haven't done anything to prevent you from just copy/pasting the URL bar and watching the same ad five times at once, so I just find a really short one and do that (they DO have procedures that prevent you from automating it, sadly).
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Post by: Untelligent on May 21, 2009, 04:53:19 pm: http://s486.photobucket.com/albums/rr227/Vidjaladies/ (http://s486.photobucket.com/albums/rr227/Vidjaladies/)

The motherlode of video game female "fan art." Obviously NSFW.

Guest password is:

damnmods
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 22, 2009, 12:40:09 am: Quote from: Untelligent
http://www.turnitupmedia.com/ (http://www.turnitupmedia.com/)
brokelink mountain
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Post by: Untelligent on May 22, 2009, 05:33:40 pm: Link works for me. Download more internet.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 22, 2009, 08:03:05 pm: wow those pics are not nsfw. disappointment.
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Post by: Untelligent on May 22, 2009, 09:37:10 pm: Yeah, photobucket apparently doesn't allow genitalia or nipples, even in private albums.

They're's still things like this, though.

(http://i486.photobucket.com/albums/rr227/Vidjaladies/Mario%20Ladies/Rosalina/Divine_Rosalina_by_SigurdHosenfeld.png)

EDIT: damn you
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 23, 2009, 02:00:34 am: ok... we need a photobucket spoof... like semenbucket... with an album of truly NSFW cartoons... except no 14 yo's (not even orihime), and no f... homosexuals or furries (although I guess cat ears and a tail are permissable if the girl is cute enough. but NO FUCKING DOG DICK GIRLS)
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Post by: Untelligent on May 23, 2009, 10:38:41 am: Hold on a fuck

their

They're

they're

This does not bode well
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Post by: Untelligent on May 24, 2009, 08:03:05 pm: (http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff76/untelligent/663cac71.jpg)

Lex Luthor is an evil person.
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Post by: Untelligent on May 25, 2009, 07:24:13 pm: Yay, I have all of the new weapons in TF2 except the Huntsman.
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Post by: Untelligent on May 26, 2009, 06:44:34 pm: Ima go watch Tropic Thunder. I'll say what I think about it tomorrow.
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Post by: Untelligent on May 27, 2009, 09:41:43 pm: It made me laugh.

Speaking of which, I was just in an argument with an asshole who essentially said that there are things that people should not be allowed to find funny.

Also get rid of the They're filter, that's pissing me off.
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Post by: Untelligent on May 29, 2009, 05:30:10 pm: I didn't post anything yesterday because the most interesting thing I did yesterday was clean the spam out of my inbox.

I have a one-page report to write on the Hundred Years' War this weekend. My teachers are wimps. They're not preparing us for college enough.
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Post by: iron snake on May 29, 2009, 06:06:51 pm: Quote from: Untelligent
Yay, I have all of the new weapons in TF2 except the Huntsman.

The only new weapons I've got are three jars of piss.
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Post by: Leo on May 29, 2009, 11:29:16 pm: Quote from: Untelligent
I didn't post anything yesterday because the most interesting thing I did yesterday was clean the spam out of my inbox.

I have a one-page report to write on the Hundred Years' War this weekend. My teachers are wimps. They're not preparing us for college enough.
You're complaining about not getting tough assignments? Someone's never taken two AP classes with a couple of my teachers.
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Post by: Untelligent on May 30, 2009, 11:29:52 am: My school doesn't have a whole lot of college-level/AP classes available before senior year.

I'm taking like six college-level/AP classes this upcoming year, though. College Bio, College Lit, College Psyche, two college-level math courses, and maybe Adv. Chemistry.
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Post by: Leo on May 30, 2009, 12:08:40 pm: My school has less. We had AP US History/AP English III this year and next year there will be like three, but I'm not taking any.

AP Chemistry-I hear it's a bitch
AP English IV-I'm tired of writing essays
AP Euro-Damn essays

I wanted to take AP Calculus, but not enough people signed up.
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Post by: Untelligent on June 01, 2009, 10:20:03 pm: Maybe the title of this topic should be changed to "I will post in this topic about 4-6 times a week."

Nah.
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Post by: KingRanter on June 02, 2009, 02:57:39 pm: Quote from: llamavore
ok... we need a photobucket spoof... like semenbucket... with an album of truly NSFW cartoons... except no 14 yo's (not even orihime), and no f... homosexuals or furries (although I guess cat ears and a tail are permissable if the girl is cute enough. but NO FUCKING DOG DICK GIRLS)
DevianTart. except nothing is excluded.

There's also a Rule 34 website but I forget what it's called.
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Post by: Untelligent on June 02, 2009, 10:29:17 pm: Google random things until you find it.
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Post by: Leo on June 02, 2009, 11:34:01 pm: Speaking of Rule 34, ya hear about the Seinfeld porno that's coming out soon?
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Post by: Ryun on June 03, 2009, 01:36:25 am: Quote from: Untelligent
I posted a link to my entire photobucket album (not a large album, but nevertheless an album) of naughty pictures of females earlier in the topic, along with the private album password. Go look for it, should be on the first two or three pages.

I know of another, far larger photobucket album, comprised almost entirely of "fan art" of video game females, maintained by denizens of the Motherland, RI, but I'm still in the process of obtaining the password.

Also, here's the website I was talking about.

http://www.turnitupmedia.com/ (http://www.turnitupmedia.com/)

They haven't done anything to prevent you from just copy/pasting the URL bar and watching the same ad five times at once, so I just find a really short one and do that (they DO have procedures that prevent you from automating it, sadly).

[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/ZYiGpVGTU2U&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]

[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/K9GwHnU2ESE&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]

I didn't understand half of them
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Post by: KingRanter on June 03, 2009, 03:08:04 pm: Quote from: Leo
Speaking of Rule 34, ya hear about the Seinfeld porno that's coming out soon?
I was just watching Seinfeld 10 minutes ago!

Also, your post was post 200 of this topic.
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Post by: Leo on June 03, 2009, 03:15:45 pm: I would have been cooler if it had been post 340 or something like that.

Still, I don't know how to react.
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Post by: KingRanter on June 03, 2009, 04:12:24 pm: It wasn't really that exciting to begin with.
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Post by: Untelligent on June 03, 2009, 07:11:49 pm: Went to the dentist today. Had some fillings. Fucking unpleasant as hell. Still is, I guess, I'm waiting for the goddamn novocain to wear off so I can eat something.

http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs22/i/2008/002...AngusMcLeod.jpg (http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs22/i/2008/002/f/d/World_War_Two__Simple_Version_by_AngusMcLeod.jpg)
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Post by: KingRanter on June 03, 2009, 08:37:55 pm: I saw that on imagechan a few weeks ago or something, maybe a few months. It was pretty cool and I learned nothing from it.
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Post by: Leo on June 04, 2009, 12:56:41 am: That was awesome and well worth my time.
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Post by: Untelligent on June 04, 2009, 08:07:22 pm: http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/318...asterPlan09.jpg (http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/318/f/4/The_Ultimate_Ninja_Showdown_by_TheMasterPlan09.jpg)
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Post by: Leo on June 04, 2009, 08:32:22 pm: Start was good, end was meh.
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Post by: Untelligent on June 05, 2009, 09:37:40 pm: Holy fuck I want this game.

[embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/RTEUbtgpIgo&rel=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"][/embed]

It's apparently a puzzle game where you type in a word and it appears onscreen, and you use that object to get to the exit or complete some other mission.

Apparently the number of valid objects in the game is very very large, as well as the ways the objects can react with each other.

Also you can make the kraken and a stegosaurus fight to the death.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 06, 2009, 05:03:08 am: Quote from: Untelligent
Went to the dentist today. Had some fillings. Fucking unpleasant as hell. Still is, I guess, I'm waiting for the goddamn novocain to wear off so I can eat something.

http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs22/i/2008/002...AngusMcLeod.jpg (http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs22/i/2008/002/f/d/World_War_Two__Simple_Version_by_AngusMcLeod.jpg)
right before usa throws the bomb, japan is about to teab on china
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Post by: Untelligent on June 06, 2009, 10:05:07 pm: http://www.viruscomix.com/page380.html (http://www.viruscomix.com/page380.html)

Also,

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/06/04/play-scr...f-keyboard-cat/ (http://www.joystiq.com/2009/06/04/play-scribblenauts-off-keyboard-cat/)

Any game with longcat in it is a game worth buying.

In another article on that site about the game, the writer, while playing at E3, input a word (Plumbob) that didn't work. One of the game's designers, who was standing over his shoulder, asked him what it was, sent a text message, and told him it would be in the final version. We need more game designers like him.
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Post by: KingRanter on June 07, 2009, 10:18:57 am: Quote from: Untelligent
Holy fuck I want this game.

It's apparently a puzzle game where you type in a word and it appears onscreen, and you use that object to get to the exit or complete some other mission.

Apparently the number of valid objects in the game is very very large, as well as the ways the objects can react with each other.

Also you can make the kraken and a stegosaurus fight to the death.
Holy fuck, forget the game, I want whatever it is that lets you play on the big screen!
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Post by: deathman1212 on June 07, 2009, 02:43:54 pm: That game designer sounds awesome.
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Post by: Untelligent on June 07, 2009, 10:46:20 pm: I watched North by Northwest earlier tonight. One of the very very few old movies I actually liked.
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Post by: Untelligent on June 08, 2009, 07:22:19 pm: (http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff76/untelligent/43ebd265.png)
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Post by: KingRanter on June 08, 2009, 08:31:59 pm
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Post by: Untelligent on June 10, 2009, 09:21:36 pm: C-zom scares me when he's scary.