I've got nothing to do right now, so I was surfing the internet when I found this. Open any web page and, after it loads, copy the following code to the URL bar. Works well in chrome.

javascript:var i,s,ss=['http://kathack.com/js/kh.js','http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.5.1/jquery.min.js'];for(i=0;i!=ss.length;i++){s=document.createElement('script');s.src=ss;document.body.appendChild(s);}void(0);

Don't forget, if there's a stalin, there's always a Hitler too xD

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair  Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling

"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Quote from: Legendoftheskies on January 06, 2011, 08:30:07 pm

Quote from: Snowbound Milk on January 05, 2011, 09:48:47 pm

          BWAHAHA SO FUN

I KNOW RITE?

  MY EYES ARE BLEEDING SEMEN

        YOU GAY BASTARD !       

As most of you know, nowadays when you want to download porn they make you fill out a message that is on the board, so i created this post so you too can have a laugh and create your own funny web comic strip with one of those messages used as base

this is one i've created



and these are some i found on the internet

Granted, but that cheese came from Electric Mango's California Gurls' Balls version

I wish for a death star that ain't my mother or any other relative, that is indestructible and is able to nominate me Captain Planet.

Granted, but she had already wished to become pretty, so here she is after it:



don't forget, this is corrupt wish foundation. your wish may help others get what they want.

I wish king's wish girl wasn't so retarded.. and a death star.

Amsterdam

Granted, you get HOMO Simpson to follow you.



I wish somthing sweet.

jungle, their things