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Messages - Alfred von Tirpitz

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Random lnsanity / Re: Megaupload is returning
« on: July 08, 2016, 10:22:47 pm »
yay!

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Hospitals are more money making places than healing places.

Case in point a neighbor went in for a consult regarding possible gall bladder stone surgery. More to calm down her nerves than anything. The cheif of surgery that she met, hear her talk then said, great, we can schedule your stone removal at the same time as we do your bariatric procedure (staple your stomach to make it smaller). Bastard was trying to upsell a major procedure to her, something she had never even considered till then. Now she thinks its a cureall for all that ails her.

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Ambassador Sign-Ups / TBC
« on: January 02, 2016, 12:55:56 am »
Your Nation's Ruler:Helbrecht
Your Alliance: The Bear Cavalry
Your Alliance's Initials: TBC
Your Alliance's primary team color: White
URL to your alliance's forum: http://www.thebearcavalry.com/index.php
If you are over the age of 18(or 21 if you live in one of those country's) would you like access to our NSFW forum? (please reply in yes/no format) Yes


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RIA Gaming / Re: Factorio
« on: August 28, 2014, 12:46:35 am »
This takes up all my free time. I must have started a new game, almost every third day over the past couple months.

Trying to get it right so that the oil economy thing does not make me tear my hair out.

Love it.

Oh and the DyTech mod makes it much better too. Slower start, and really comes into its own towards the mid/end game.

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Ambassador Sign-Ups / Nuka Beers for the Cactuar that Mamboes.
« on: October 07, 2013, 07:13:57 am »
Your Nation's Ruler: Helbrecht
Your Alliance: Nuclear Proliferation League
Your Alliance's Initials: NPL
Your Alliance's primary team color: Aqua
URL to your alliance's forum: http://npl-alliance.net/hp_smf/index.php
If you are over the age of 18(or 21 if you live in one of those country's) would you like access to our NSFW forum? (please reply in yes/no format) yes?

 :cactuar:


well, fuck look at that i already have a mask,

carry on, thanks and all.

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Ambassador Sign-Ups / Re: NPL mask request
« on: June 17, 2013, 01:16:25 pm »
Me too. NPL mask pls.
umm the NSFW mask too.

also nation Cephian V, alliance NPL, yes 18+, AA hue: Aqua. Link: http://npl-alliance.net

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RIA Gaming / Re: Diablo3
« on: June 20, 2012, 09:39:29 am »
Still waiting for the true singleplayer [offline] patch before i buy it.

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Random lnsanity / Re: Most awesome person ever, 2012 edition.
« on: February 16, 2012, 03:08:03 am »
Add SWAT to that list.

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Random lnsanity / Re: how do you people get virus's?
« on: February 11, 2012, 11:05:17 pm »
Last virus attack that i faced was a nasty mother called Chernobyl, back in 1998. Or thereabouts. I also remember where i got it from. It was a game demo that i downloaded off of a reputable website.  What it did was basically screw up my computer BIOS and really trash my HDD.

Currently running MCAfee something.

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RIA Gaming / Re: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME PS3?
« on: January 29, 2012, 01:52:08 am »
OMFG.

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Random lnsanity / Re: CN Players Need RL Help
« on: January 29, 2012, 01:23:02 am »
It is very easy to sling mud when one does not have the facts. They did not collect taxes on their nations, mods/admin reset their inactive counters to 1 day, when their friends petitioned all of the mods/admin to appraise them of the RL situation these two players were going through.

Anyways, not that it matters, they are as expected and dare i say, engineered, quitting.

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Random lnsanity / Re: I am importent so you should watch my blog
« on: January 24, 2012, 10:01:09 pm »
You got a real nice young angry Harrison Ford thing going there. Nice!

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Random lnsanity / Re: SOPA/PIPA DEAD
« on: January 21, 2012, 11:21:36 am »
Meh they will just stick parts of it in some defense or national security bills down the line.

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Random lnsanity / Re: LOLCATS AT RISK BECAUSE OF SOPA
« on: January 18, 2012, 11:08:21 am »
Bunch of other sites also blacked out. Some motivational poster/demotivational poster sites for one, Know your meme has a dialogue tonicup about SOPA...

edit: damnit, now i have to get srs about this, even skyrim related sites are in on it.

Spoiler for Hiden:
http://img857.imageshack.us/img857/1477/tesvsopa.png


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Random lnsanity / Re: PROMELON CRASHS CRUISE SHIP INTO SMALL COUNTRY
« on: January 18, 2012, 10:51:05 am »
 :facepalm:

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Random lnsanity / Re: What is 10 - 4 ÷ 2 × (5 + 1) + 1 ?
« on: January 18, 2012, 10:35:00 am »
BODMAS : Brackets, Operation, Division, Multiplication, Addition Subtraction.  In that order.

What is this "BODMAS" heresy?  Everyone knows it's PERMDAS.
Tomahto Tomaeto  :hurr:

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Random lnsanity / Re: What is 10 - 4 ÷ 2 × (5 + 1) + 1 ?
« on: January 17, 2012, 09:38:36 pm »
BODMAS : Brackets, Operation, Division, Multiplication, Addition Subtraction.  In that order.

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@ WWE clip : That is why gun control is a bad thing. :p

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If there were a way to manage inter-species heart transplants, like a chimp's heart into an old Cardinal's chest, the creationists would love evolution.  You would have an eleventh commandment... or something that says "go forth and evolve"

Actually, the Catholic Church does accept Evolution
damn you.

now i need to workout who to pick on.

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If there were a way to manage inter-species heart transplants, like a chimp's heart into an old Cardinal's chest, the creationists would love evolution.  You would have an eleventh commandment... or something that says "go forth and evolve"

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