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[Vintus]

<Ejayrazz>[Talking to IJ from esper] <Ejayrazz> Do you know Vintus?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Haha
<Loren> XD
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> He wanted me to tell you something.
<Big_Z[GOD]> lolololol
* Vintus[RIA] sets mode: +b IJ!*@*
<Vintus[RIA]> >_>
<Big_Z[GOD]> win
<Ejayrazz>  <IJ> Yes, the person whom was banned recently?
<Salt[VE]> lol
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> Lol, you remember him?
<Loren> lol recently
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> He has a message
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <IJ> Yes?
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> ....................../´¯/)
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> ....................,/¯../
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> .................../..../
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> .........\.................'...../
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> ..........''...\.......... _.·´
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> ............\..............(
<Ejayrazz> <Ejayrazz> <Vintus[RIA]> ..............\.............\...

[Vintus]

<Vintus[RIA]> So
<Vintus[RIA]> in a query to IJ
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> It has come to my attention that someone has falsely given you a message. They did this to annoy me on the new RIA channel. They know I need to use espernet to speak with other alliances. I'm sorry for any confusion - I did not, in fact, want you to get that message from me. It was highly offensive.
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> also
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> ....................../´¯/)
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> ....................,/¯../
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> .................../..../
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> .........\.................'...../
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> ..........''...\.......... _.·´
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> ............\..............(
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> ..............\.............\...

[Shamedmonkey]

IronSoldier820 says:
What kind of world is this where a guy feels odd for *not* looking at porn?
Shamed says:
Umm..You talking about yourself here, Iron?
Shamed says:
I always wondered if you swung for the other team...
IronSoldier820 says:
Yes, mainly.
IronSoldier820 says:
I don't look at porn or masturbate.
Shamed says:
....Liar.
IronSoldier820 says:
The topic was brought up a while back at my old school.
IronSoldier820 says:
When I said I didn't, they all gave me the reaction you just did.
Shamed says:
Honestly, Iron, there's no shame in being gay.
IronSoldier820 says:
You and I both know I'm not gay.
Shamed says:
Iron, honestly, this won't change my relationship with you, I'd just like you to know I am firmly Heterosexual.
IronSoldier820 says:
Yay for you.
IronSoldier820 says:
Also, to get one thing straight, even if I was gay, I wouldn't be gay for *you*
Shamed says:
Oh, that was a fucking cheap shot, Iron.
IronSoldier820 says:
Yeah I know.
IronSoldier820 says:
Couldn't resist.
Shamed says:
Heh.
Shamed says:
I'm off to tell Moth that you're lusting after him...
IronSoldier820 says:
YOU FUCKER
IronSoldier820 says:
You already told Loren.
IronSoldier820 says:
Since where did Moth get involved?
Shamed says:
You know what, I'm gonna tell Zach that you're lusting after him...
IronSoldier820 says:
Alright, now you're just listing people you know I hate.
Shamed says:
Actually, Moth was the first name that came to mind, Zach I knew you hated him, that's why I said him.
IronSoldier820 says:
Why Moth?
Shamed says:
I'll tell him you desire a threesome with him and Moth.
Shamed says:
No idea.
Shamed says:
You know what, I'm actually gonna go to Delta.
Shamed says:
Since I can talk to him right now.
IronSoldier820 says:
Lets have a 3 way
IronSoldier820 says:
Me, you, and Delta on MSN.
Shamed says:
I'm Heterosexual, Iron.
Shamed says:
Also, Delta finds it 'hawt'
IronSoldier820 says:
Invite him.
 
 delta1212@msn.com has been added to the conversation.
 
 delta1212@msn.com is already in this conversation.
 
Shamed says:
*runs*
IronSoldier820 says:
Shamed refuses my advances Delta.
IronSoldier820 says:
Heh, awesome.
delta1212@msn.com says:
tsk tsk
Shamed says:
No offense, even if I was gay, I wouldn't be gay for *you*.
IronSoldier820 says:
That was my line, bitch.
Shamed says:
I know.
Shamed says:
And I stole it.
Shamed says:
Think we can creep out Moth when he gets online?
IronSoldier820 says:
I don't like Moth.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Nope
IronSoldier820 says:
Not my type.
delta1212@msn.com says:
You don't like anyone
IronSoldier820 says:
I like you.
delta1212@msn.com says:
You're almost as bad as Shamed
delta1212@msn.com says:
=D
IronSoldier820 says:

IronSoldier820 says:
I may seem hard on the outside, but I have a warm center.
Shamed says:
The innuendos are killing me.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Can't it be warm and hard at the same time...
delta1212@msn.com says:
>_>
delta1212@msn.com says:
<_<
delta1212@msn.com says:
>_>
delta1212@msn.com says:
=P
IronSoldier820 says:
Sure, whatever you want.
IronSoldier820 says:
Shamed you know you can't resist.
IronSoldier820 says:
You're at that age where you're uncertain about your sexuality.
IronSoldier820 says:
Awkward 15.
Shamed says:
I'm stealing Loren from you now/.
IronSoldier820 says:
You try to assure yourself your hetro, but thats just trying to cover your doubts.
IronSoldier820 says:
Loren doesn't want you.
delta1212@msn.com says:
I look back at 15 with abject horror
IronSoldier820 says:
Loren doesn't understand you like I do.
IronSoldier820 says:
Stop lying to yourself, and me.
IronSoldier820 says:
Let me in.
Shamed says:
Manly blue.
IronSoldier820 says:
Only real men wear pink.
IronSoldier820 says:
You can be the man though.
IronSoldier820 says:
I don't mind at ALL.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Wait...
delta1212@msn.com says:
I just realized my text is no longer Maroon. When did I stop having that?
IronSoldier820 says:
No idea.
 
 loren has been added to the conversation.
 
Shamed says:
Iron, no offense, but I'm not giving you my dick in a box.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Much better
IronSoldier820 says:
Asshat.
IronSoldier820 says:
How about a dick in another place?
IronSoldier820 says:
I'll let you pick.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Ear! pick the ear!
IronSoldier820 says:
Kinky.
Shamed says:
....Iron, this is the funniest thing we've ever done.
IronSoldier820 says:
It can get funnier.
Shamed says:
Also, who's to say I don't like Moth better than you?
IronSoldier820 says:
I can get as funny as you want me to be.
loren says:
The pink font is funnt enough. XD
IronSoldier820 says:
You CHEATING BASTARD
delta1212@msn.com says:
XFD
IronSoldier820 says:
YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
Shamed says:
I was never with you, Iron.
IronSoldier820 says:
What about last night?
Shamed says:
That was Zach.
IronSoldier820 says:
I talked with you.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Shamed is a jackass >_>
IronSoldier820 says:
I lied with you.
delta1212@msn.com says:
=P
IronSoldier820 says:
That wasn't Zach.
IronSoldier820 says:
Zach's penis is bigger.
delta1212@msn.com says:
XMFD
IronSoldier820 says:
Oh what now bitch?
Shamed says:
Iron, wouldn't it be funny if your sister looked at what you were saying right now?
loren says:
XDD
IronSoldier820 says:
I feel so betrayed.
IronSoldier820 says:
I thought you loved me.
IronSoldier820 says:
Understood me.
IronSoldier820 says:
I let you in.
delta1212@msn.com says:
*huggles Iron*
IronSoldier820 says:
Thanks sweetie.
delta1212@msn.com says:
^_^
IronSoldier820 says:
Shamed, I don't need you.
IronSoldier820 says:
You're just like all the other men...PIGS.
IronSoldier820 says:
Delta here is sweet to his name.
IronSoldier820 says:
Cupcake.
delta1212@msn.com says:
We're both pink
IronSoldier820 says:
And you'll never take him away from me you lying skank!
delta1212@msn.com says:
Intraracial FTW
IronSoldier820 says:
Damn straight.
Shamed says:
Oh my god, this conversation just weird.
IronSoldier820 says:
Pink frosting on pink buns.
IronSoldier820 says:
Your fault.
IronSoldier820 says:
It could have been something more.
IronSoldier820 says:
But then you got and cheat on me.
loren says:
Oh shit, I'm laughing so hard my dad almost read this.
IronSoldier820 says:
But its alright now.
IronSoldier820 says:
I have Delta.
IronSoldier820 says:
I don't need your cheating, bitchass.
delta1212@msn.com says:
*licks Iron*
loren says:
I thought you said you had my dad.
IronSoldier820 says:
Oooh, that feels good.
Shamed says:
You know, I hate that Iron has taken this so far that he's annoying me with it.
IronSoldier820 says:
Annoying you?
loren says:
What did you expect?
loren says:
XD
IronSoldier820 says:
How about you crushed my heart?
IronSoldier820 says:
Tore it into pieces.
Shamed says:
*snorts*
IronSoldier820 says:
And threw it in a fire.
IronSoldier820 says:
And then pissed the fire out.
IronSoldier820 says:
And then made out with Moth.
IronSoldier820 says:
Fatass.
delta1212@msn.com says:
e_e
loren says:
Isn't piss flammable?
delta1212@msn.com says:
No
IronSoldier820 says:
I told you all that cake would go to your thighs.
loren says:
Not what my friend said..
loren says:
But Ok
Shamed says:
We need to reference I Ran So Far in this, and we'll have the trifecta.
IronSoldier820 says:
Depends on what someone had to drink sweetums.
IronSoldier820 says:
I'll reference what I want to.
delta1212@msn.com says:
You can't engineer references
Shamed says:
MANtage!
IronSoldier820 says:
Esexactly.
IronSoldier820 says:
You know what Shamed?
IronSoldier820 says:
You can just get out!
IronSoldier820 says:
I don't need you.
IronSoldier820 says:
Or your 2 inches of "Monkey Man"
Shamed says:
Iron reproduces Assexually, Delta, you'll never be able to be together in a physical way.
IronSoldier820 says:
So you can just take your lard ass home.
Shamed says:
It's why Loren left him and he became gay.
IronSoldier820 says:
I've always been gay.
IronSoldier820 says:
Down inside.
IronSoldier820 says:
I was afraid, but you were afraid too.
IronSoldier820 says:
I thought we came out together.
IronSoldier820 says:
But you just kicked me out of the closet.
delta1212@msn.com says:
*starts singing*
loren says:
Shamed, you leave me out of this <.<
IronSoldier820 says:
But I don't care.
IronSoldier820 says:
Its a better world out here.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Vanilla Snow
delta1212@msn.com says:
My basketball laundry hurricane
IronSoldier820 says:
You can stay in your closet.
IronSoldier820 says:
I'm out of the closet and naked in the kitchen.
IronSoldier820 says:
I'm enjoying every minute of it.
Shamed says:
Iron's new nickname is Pinkie.
loren says:
I'll never eat in the kitchen again
loren says:
o_o
IronSoldier820 says:
Its alright.
loren says:
XD. Pinky.
IronSoldier820 says:
It wasn't your kitchen.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Were you guys there when somebody made the banner on our boards into a continutously playing vid of Vanilla Snow.
loren says:
Awesome.
IronSoldier820 says:
I'd never feel right exposing in front of your mom.
delta1212@msn.com says:
It started every time you opened a new page
IronSoldier820 says:
Nah, wasn't there cupcake.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Epic in an extremely annoying sort of way
IronSoldier820 says:
Epic in a Rick Roll sorta way?
IronSoldier820 says:
Hey Shamed, did you ever think that Rick Astley was hot?
delta1212@msn.com says:
XFD
Shamed says:
We have a new Rickroll
loren says:
Raid hair. Not hot.
Shamed says:
The Portal Credits.
loren says:
NO
IronSoldier820 says:
Yeah, Loren told me.
Shamed says:
Portaled!
loren says:
NOOO.
loren says:
<_______<
loren says:
Bastards.
IronSoldier820 says:
Rick Astley is sexier.
IronSoldier820 says:
That GLADos is just a machine.
Shamed says:
Tell Kenny and get him to circulate it, Delta.
IronSoldier820 says:
She doesn't know how to touch a man.
delta1212@msn.com says:
No u
loren says:
Shamed, you know what? Screw you.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Have you seen Vanilla Snow?
loren says:
Since Iron doesn't want to
IronSoldier820 says:
Afraid not.
IronSoldier820 says:
Damn straight.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Have you seen Chocolate Rain at least?
IronSoldier820 says:
I'm done screwing your mean, fatass.
IronSoldier820 says:
Ya.
loren says:
That sucked.
delta1212@msn.com says:

[a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTQOpibv_OA\" target=\"_blank\"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTQOpibv_OA

[/a]
IronSoldier820 says:
I didn't really get it though.
delta1212@msn.com says:
Doesn't matter
loren says:
I had it explained to me.
loren says:
I forgot..
loren says:
Not clicking that.
delta1212@msn.com says:
It's quite funny
loren says:
Eh.
Shamed says:
Still alive!
Shamed says:
Also, Dick in a Box!
IronSoldier820 says:
You're dead to me.
Shamed says:
Also, I ran so far.
loren says:
I feel like I'm not gay enough for this convo, I want logs later XD.
 
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delta1212@msn.com says:
I like waffles
IronSoldier820 says:
Waffles and sausages.

[—-]

XD!

[Vintus]

* You were killed by OperServ (OperServ (You are banned from this network: Vintus[RIA] Flipping an ASCII bird to an IRC operator. To contact EsperNet visit http://www.esper.net/contact.html))

[enragedlobster]

To IJ:

[01:10am]EnragedLobster[RIA]: Hello.
[01:10am]EnragedLobster[RIA]: I must apologize for the actions of some people affiliated with my group.
[01:11am]EnragedLobster[RIA]: I understand that they sent offensive ASCII to you?
[01:11am]EnragedLobster[RIA]: Also
[01:11am]EnragedLobster[RIA]: ....................../´¯/)
[01:11am]EnragedLobster[RIA]: ....................,/¯../
[01:11am]EnragedLobster[RIA]: .................../..../
[01:11am]EnragedLobster[RIA]: ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
[01:11am]EnragedLobster[RIA]: ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
[01:11am]EnragedLobster[RIA]: ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
[01:11am]EnragedLobster[RIA]: .........\.................'...../
[01:11am]EnragedLobster[RIA]: ..........''...\.......... _.·´
[01:11am]EnragedLobster[RIA]: ............\..............(
[01:11am]EnragedLobster[RIA]:..............\.............\...

[Dagny Taggart]

<+Dagny_Taggart> Is there any amount of money for which you would accept being sterilized?
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> 10 bucks
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> Condoms are annoying.
<+Dagny_Taggart> You fail at existence.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> I would ask for 10,000,000 though if I could get it. >_>
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> Not really.
<+Dagny_Taggart> Your genes are not happy.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> What if I plan to adopt?
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> I don't give a rat's ass about my genes.
<+Dagny_Taggart> Still your genes do not proceed.
<+Dagny_Taggart> You fail at life and evolution then.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> If life is about fucking and reproducing, then forget it.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> If it was, there wouldn't be people murdering each other over religion.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> Sure.
<+Dagny_Taggart> There is more, but if you don't do that you fail.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> IT would be nice to have a kid.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> Fine.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'll clone myself.
<+Dagny_Taggart> And then he'll fail?
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> No. He'll fight his twin brother above Metal Gear.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> Then, he'll fail.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> My genes can go fuck themselves.
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> They are the reason why...wait, I really don't have anything to complain about. >_>
<@Hyperonic[RIA]> I'm pretty happy about myself. <_<
<+Dagny_Taggart> Your culture has failed your genes.

[Vintus]

<Vintus[RIA]> we'll merge with another alliance when Moth gets laid
<EnragedLobster[RIA]> o.o
<Trace|MK> RIK
<Trace|MK> FOR RIKROLL
<egore> and we call it MK
<Trace|MK> OH SNAP
<Vintus[RIA]> <Vintus[RIA]> we'll merge with another alliance when Moth gets laid
<egore> or RIK
* Twilight has joined #RIA
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Twilight
* egore is now known as ops
<Trace|MK> lol Ops
<Trace|MK> Ops
<Trace|MK> You heard the terms
<Trace|MK> Moth gets laid
<Trace|MK> RIA merges into us
<Trace|MK> Get to work slave.
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth will never get laid
<Vintus[RIA]> don't hold your breath
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<Trace|MK> You underestimate my command of some
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* ChanServ sets mode: +v C-zom
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> you've never seen moth
<Vintus[RIA]> getting Moth to get laid is the single most impossible thing there is to do
<Vintus[RIA]> you'd have a better chance of digging to the center of the earth with a spoon
<Vintus[RIA]> there is no word in the english dictionary fit to describe how much of a virgin he is
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> its harder to get moth laid than to divide by zero
<Twilight> XD
<C-zom> XD
<Vintus[RIA]> North and South Korea went to peace because Moth was lightly hugged by his female cousin
<Vintus[RIA]> to give you an idea
<C-zom> XD
<Twilight> XD
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> you will find the end of pi before you see moth getting laid

[Vintus]

*Moth Flood*
<zblewski[RIA]> Wow. That was the biggest mothoff i ever started.
<Vintus[RIA]> XD
<Commisar> wow
<Vintus[RIA]> the biggest one was when we opened the synIRC server
* Commisar is now known as Commisar[RIA]
<zblewski[RIA]> lol italics
* C-zom has joined #RIA
<Commisar[RIA]> we need to watch ourselves
* ChanServ sets mode: +v C-zom
<zblewski[RIA]> I'm the shit
<Commisar[RIA]> or else we'll lapse back into it
<Twilight> <.<
* Commisar[RIA] gets all twitchy
<Vietnamese-Guy[RIA]> where the fuck is moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth?
* Twilight tries to ignore urge
<zblewski[RIA]> in my penis cavity.
<Twilight> moth!
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> ewwww
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth?
<Twilight> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Where is Moth?
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<zblewski[RIA]> shut up
<Vintus[RIA]> Is moth here?
<Twilight> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth?
<zblewski[RIA]> no
<Commisar[RIA]> WHere is moth?
<zblewski[RIA]> noooooooooo
<Commisar[RIA]> moth?
<zblewski[RIA]> no
<Twilight> moth
<zblewski[RIA]> no
<Vintus[RIA]> Where could he be? Moth?
<zblewski[RIA]> no
<zblewski[RIA]> on
<Twilight> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> Moth
<Twilight> momth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<zblewski[RIA]> shut up
<Twilight> mothmoth
<Commisar[RIA]> MOTH
<Twilight> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Twilight> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Vietnamese-Guy[RIA]> MOTH
<Twilight> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Twilight> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> I mean...he's Moth
<Vietnamese-Guy[RIA]> MOTH
<zblewski[RIA]> shuuut uppp
<Commisar[RIA]> MOTH
<Twilight> moth
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Moth
<Vietnamese-Guy[RIA]> MOTH
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<Twilight> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> MOTH
<Vietnamese-Guy[RIA]> MOTH
<Twilight> moth
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<Commisar[RIA]> MOTH

[Vintus]

<C-zom> >_> Please don't summon Moth again, thats the third time you all crashed firefox.
<Commisar[RIA]> dawn of the dead is on
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Taffy is moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> mothmoth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<Commisar[RIA]> moth
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> moth
<Vintus[RIA]> Moth.
<invincible13matt> moth

[Lanna]

[11:49]   <Supertwigs>   >.> My dad could be a chef. Better most food I've ever eaten out.
[11:49]   <Supertwigs>   But he's a doctor.
[11:49]   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   supertwigs
[11:49]   <Supertwigs>   Eh?
[11:49]   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   your dad sucks cock.
[11:49]   <Lanna>   lol XD
[11:49]   <Supertwigs>   >.> I don't think he's gay.
[11:49]   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   he is
[11:49]   <Lanna>   No, he's bi.
[11:49]   <Supertwigs>   Oh.
[11:49]   <Supertwigs>   Well, thank you.
[11:49]   <Supertwigs>   And may I ask how you know this?
[11:49]   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   lol
[11:49]   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   Lanna told me
[11:50]   <Lanna>   CptG did stuff with your dad.
[11:50]   <Supertwigs>   And how does Lanna know this?
[11:50]   <Lanna>   I'm sorry, hon.
[11:50]   <Supertwigs>   ;_;
[11:50]   <Supertwigs>   Kay.
[11:50]   <Supertwigs>   And his name?
[11:50]   <Lanna>   Supertwigs' Dad.
[11:50]   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   psht.. like i know the names of people i "do stuff" with?
[11:50]   <Lanna>   XD
[11:50]   <Lanna>   CptG just admitted too. lol
[11:50]   <Supertwigs>   XD
[11:51]   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   knowing names is for women
[11:51]   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   and gays

[Lanna]

lol, this is from the GDA channel, but since I don't have a topic to post funny IRC stuff anymore... so...

[11:00]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   lanna dont pay attention to schills, hes just there to cause trouble
[11:00]   <Schills>   wah
[11:00]   <Schills>   leq
[11:00]   <Schills>   lanna is just using GDA
[11:00]   <Schills>   to get back at MCXA
[11:00]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   lol
[11:01]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   lanna is using GDA to get to me!
[11:01]   <Schills>   MCXA cheated on her with litha
[11:01]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   lol
[11:01]   <Lanna[LoveLeqHateSchills]>   lol
[11:01]   <Lanna[LoveLeqHateSchills]>   What?
[11:01]   <Schills>   god
[11:01]   <Schills>   Cybernations relationships
[11:01]   <Schills>   this is just crazy
[11:01]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   are funny
[11:01]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   yeah
[11:01]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   lol
[11:01]   <Schills>   when my kids ask
[11:01]   <Schills>   "How did you meet mommy"
[11:01]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   lol
[11:02]   <Schills>   Oh.. It musta been back during GWIV
[11:02]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   rofl
[11:02]   <Lanna[LoveLeqHateSchills]>   LOL
[11:02]   <Lanna[LoveLeqHateSchills]>   XD
[11:02]   <Schills>   She was with goons...
[11:02]   <Schills>   I was with GDA
[11:02]   <Lanna[LoveLeqHateSchills]>   LOL
[11:02]   <Schills>   rofl
[11:02]   <Lanna[LoveLeqHateSchills]>   That is good. XD
[11:02]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   "A forbidden love..."
[11:02]   <Lanna[LoveLeqHateSchills]>   lol
[11:02]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   "And then I nuked her and then I never let her go"
[11:02]   <Schills>   Everyone said it was never to work as she was on the IRON ZI list...
[11:03]   <Leq[LoveLanna][SchillsCanGoToH>   lol crazy schills
[11:03]   <Schills>   lol
[11:03]   <Schills>   thats funny

[Vintus]

<Vintus[RIA]> COMRADE C-ZOM, HOW GOES THE TAKING OVER PLANS OF THE UNITED AMERICA OF THE STATES
<C-zom> IT GOES GOOD COMRADE VINTUS. I HAVE RECENTLY PLACED THE MORONIC MONKEY I FOUND IN OFFICE. I NAMED HIM "BUSH" FOR THE LULZ. THEN I WILL TAKE OVER THE COUNTRY WHEN EVERYONE LEAVES IT.
<CJ[Class]> I DID NOT KNOW BUSH WAS A MONKEY. OH WELL. I GUESS THAT IS BECAUSE I AM A STUPID NAZI.
<C-zom> STUPID NAZI IS STPD.
<Vintus[RIA]> EVERYONE WILL LEAVE THE COUNTRY WHEN WORLD WAR III BEGINS. HOW ARE MONKEY DOING?
<Damen> Raise your hand if you guys wanna help me coup RIA
<CJ[Class]> STUPID C-ZOM IS C-ZOM
<Damen> Everyone gets government positions!
<Vintus[RIA]> OUR COMMUNIST COMRADES OVER AT CANADA WILL APPRECIATE THE POPULATION INCREASE
* CJ[Class] wants missionary
<Vintus[RIA]> OUR PLAN IS GOING ACCORDING TO ITSELF
* zombie2000[RIA] raises hands
<C-zom> INDEED.
<CJ[Class]> DO COMMUNISTS ALWAYS TYPE IN ALL CAPS?
<Vintus[RIA]> THAT'S HOW YOU KONW THEY'RE COMMUNISTS
<Vintus[RIA]> OH WAIT
<Vintus[RIA]> SHIT
<Comrade_Mao> CAPS LOCK IS COMMUNSIT CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
<C-zom> STUPID MONKEY WILL EAT HIS VICE PRESIDENT, THEN EVERYONE WILL RUN IN FEAR. METAL GEAR RAY WILL KILL THE WHITE HOUSE, AND DA BLACK HOUSE WILL TAKE OVER. WITH PLENTY OF PIMPLICIOUS PARTYS.
<Vintus[RIA]> I GAVE AWAY AN ANCIENT COMMUNIST SECRET
<Vintus[RIA]> WE WERE GOING TO NAME IT THE RED HOUSE, MORON
<Vintus[RIA]> THE UNITED STATES NEEDS MORE RED
* zim|Sad is now known as Darth_helmut
<C-zom> BLOOD, M I RITE!?
<Damen> THE UNITED STATES NEEDS MORE COLBERT. WE ARE GOING TO NAME IT THE COLBERT HOUSE
<CJ[Class]> THERE'S A MOTEL IN MY HOMETOWN CALLED THE PINK HOUSE
<CJ[Class]> ITS A GOOD MIX AMIRITE?
<Vintus[RIA]> INDEED, COMRADE C-ZOM
<CJ[Class]> NO
<CJ[Class]> I AM CAPTAINJUAN
<C-zom> ANYWAY, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COMMUNIST NUKES.
<Vintus[RIA]> YEAH, WE JUST LAUNCHED LIKE EIGHT
<Vintus[RIA]> DON'T KNOW WHERE
<Vintus[RIA]> BUT THE EXPLOSION WILL BE COOL
<Darth_helmut> >>
<Darth_helmut> <<
<C-zom> BITCHES GON GET OWNED.. SOMEWHERE.
<CJ[Class]> DUCK AND COVER COMRADES
<CJ[Class]> HIDE BENEATH YOUR DESKS.
<Vintus[RIA]> DESKS WON'T PROTECT YOU
<C-zom> WE HIDE BENEAT OUR POSTERS OF STALIN, YOU FOOL.
<Vintus[RIA]> INDEED, COMRADE C-ZOM
<Vintus[RIA]> STALIN WILL PROTECT US FROM ANY NUCLEAR WEAPONS
<C-zom> AND JEWS.
<Vintus[RIA]> AND THEM
<C-zom> AND NAZIS. LIKE DAMEN
<C-zom> WE MUST NUKE DAMEN.
<C-zom> FOR THE LULZ.
<Vintus[RIA]> DO I NEED A REASON?
<Vintus[RIA]> EVEN LULZ?
* Vintus[RIA] launches a nuke.
<Vintus[RIA]> THAT SHOULD HIT SOMEWHERE IN HIS GENERAL DIRECTION
<Vintus[RIA]> I THINK
<C-zom> ALL I KNOW IS 80 SQUARE MILES ARE ABOUT TO BE A FUCKING PARKING LOT. HA.HA.HA.HA.HA
<Vintus[RIA]> INDEED, COMRADE C-ZOM. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA.
<CJ[Class]> COMMUNISTS DONT SWEAR
<C-zom> NO SHIT MAN. WE NEVER SWEAR.
<C-zom> MY COMMUNIST BATTERIES ARE AT A DANGEROUSLY LOW LEVEL.
<Vintus[RIA]> MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS ABOUT TO BE UNSTUCK
<CJ[Class]> IF YOU REMOVE CAPS LOCK YOUR COMMUNIST BATTERIES WILL LAST LONGER
<Damen> COMMUNIST BATTERIES: NOT JUST FOR KIDS ANYMORE
<C-zom> -PUTS PENILE SYSTEM IN WALL SOCKET- BATTERIES ARE RECHARGED.
<Vintus[RIA]> TRUE CONFORMITY IS ONLY POSSIBLE IN THE CEMETARY
<Twilight> Got to go guys
<C-zom> JOIN STALIN TODAY, TOMORROW YOU MIGHT BE DEAD.
* CJ[Class] is now known as CJ[STALIN]
<CJ[STALIN]> now wut
<C-zom> GOODBYE TWILIGHT.
<C-zom> STALIN IS YOUR TORCH. WITH HIM DESTROY THE SHADOWS. -CoughDamencough-

[Untelligent]

XFD I need to get an IRC client.

[Vintus]

There's a redirect forum at the bottom of the page that links to our IRC. You can talk in #RIA through a browser.

[Vintus]

<Commisar> Damen is gay
<zombie2000[RIA]> damen is gay
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> DAMEN IS GAY

[Lanna]

Damen is not gay!!!

[Vintus]

<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
* Niota has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friendDamen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<Vintus[RIA]> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Damen is my friend
<swedekid> Damen is my friend
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Damen is my friend

[zombie2000]

8:13:48 PM) Rawr [~b2con2@synIRC-AB5F5F65.nycmny.fios.verizon.net] entered the room.
(8:13:48 PM) mode (+o Rawr) by ChanServ
(8:13:48 PM) mode (+v Rawr) by Azural|away
(8:13:57 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: Who the fuck is Rawr?
(8:14:01 PM) Rawr: >__>
(8:14:04 PM) Rawr: Who the fuck are you?
(8:14:05 PM) ***Cpt[GOD]zilla pokes and prods Rawr
(8:14:07 PM) Pokebot: wtf!
(8:14:27 PM) Rawr:
(8:14:30 PM) Rawr is now known as Loren
(8:14:31 PM) Pokebot: blah...
(8:14:39 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: Loren?
(8:14:41 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: you're a girl?
(8:14:45 PM) Loren: Yeah
(8:14:47 PM) Supertwigs: XD
(8:14:49 PM) Cpt[GOD]zilla: no
(8:14:49 PM) Loren: <_<
(8:14:51 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: pics nao
(8:14:53 PM) Supertwigs: Rawr is Loren.
(8:14:53 PM) Pokebot: what's the problem?
(8:14:55 PM) Cpt[GOD]zilla: Loren is a guy
(8:14:57 PM) Loren: I posted them o.o
(8:15:00 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: link
(8:15:01 PM) Supertwigs: Loren is a girl.
(8:15:03 PM) Vintus[RIA]: <Cpt[GOD]zilla> Loren is a guy
(8:15:07 PM) Loren: Shut up Cpt/Vintus
(8:15:11 PM) Pokebot: and what if I don't?
(8:15:14 PM) Supertwigs: Also, PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENT! POSTHASTE!
(8:15:17 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: okay
(8:15:23 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: Loren, you have msn?
(8:15:27 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: or aim?
(8:15:29 PM) CaptainJuan[Fark]: [19:12] <@Vintus[RIA]> <Cpt[GOD]zilla> Loren is a guy <-- a very manly secksy guy
(8:15:39 PM) Loren: MSN
(8:15:46 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: what is it?
(8:15:47 PM) Loren: I'm not a guy
(8:15:47 PM) Loren: ...
(8:15:53 PM) BrilliantGenius[RIA|APP]: What's your MSN?
(8:15:56 PM) Loren: Who are you? O.o
(8:15:59 PM) Pokebot: nope
(8:16:00 PM) Loren: Who are you? o_O
(8:16:02 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: A guy in the RIA
(8:16:04 PM) Pokebot: negative
(8:16:07 PM) CaptainJuan[Fark]: ...this is creepy as shit, you realize
(8:16:13 PM) BrilliantGenius[RIA|APP]: yes
(8:16:14 PM) CaptainJuan[Fark]: this is the reason there are no girls on the internet
(8:16:19 PM) BrilliantGenius[RIA|APP]: LOL
(8:16:22 PM) BrilliantGenius[RIA|APP]: Loren is too a girl
(8:16:22 PM) Loren: Haha
(8:16:22 PM) CaptainJuan[Fark]: if you weren't so creepy there might be more of them
(8:16:23 PM) Pokebot: what's so funny?
(8:16:25 PM) Pokebot:
(8:16:26 PM) BrilliantGenius[RIA|APP]: Leave her alone
(8:16:29 PM) ***BrilliantGenius[RIA|APP] defends Loren
(8:16:36 PM) Loren: Yay.
(8:16:43 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: w/e
(8:16:46 PM) BrilliantGenius[RIA|APP]: Freak pokebots
(8:16:47 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: give me your msn
(8:16:47 PM) Supertwigs: I love you all.
(8:16:49 PM) Cpt[GOD]zilla: What's your MSN?
(8:16:57 PM) BrilliantGenius[RIA|APP]: MSN
(8:17:00 PM) Loren: Who the hell are you Cpt?
(8:17:04 PM) Pokebot: nope
(8:17:07 PM) Cpt[GOD]zilla: i'm Cpt
(8:17:12 PM) Jangel-GOD [~Jangel-GO@synIRC-18CB419.dhcp.oxfr.ma.charter.com] entered the room.
(8:17:13 PM) Loren: Bull shit
(8:17:13 PM) mode (+v Jangel-GOD) by Azural|away
(8:17:17 PM) Loren: e.e
(8:17:24 PM) Cpt[GOD]zilla: i rule over Jangel
(8:17:33 PM) Cpt[GOD]zilla: he's my bitch for the next couple days
(8:17:33 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: Give me your fucking MSN
(8:17:44 PM) CaptainJuan[Fark]: ^don't
(8:17:57 PM) Jangel-GOD: I wouldn't be talking Zilla.
(8:17:58 PM) Loren: Notice how I'm not <_>
(8:18:02 PM) Pokebot: why not, Loren?
(8:18:07 PM) Jangel-GOD: You stabbed yourself with scissors
(8:18:08 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: Whatever
(8:18:16 PM) Loren: I've 67 people, and I don't know you
(8:18:27 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: you're too much of a dumb whore for me to rape you in your parents bed
(8:18:34 PM) Pokebot2000[RIA]: Screw this, I'm getting my alter-ego
(8:18:39 PM) You are now known as zombie2000[RIA]
(8:18:49 PM) Loren: You bastard. XD
(8:18:52 PM) zombie2000[RIA]: XD
(8:19:06 PM) Cpt[GOD]zilla: what's your MSN>
(8:19:16 PM) Supertwigs: XD
(8:19:17 PM) zombie2000[RIA]: Wasn't the 2000[RIA] obvious to you?
(8:19:21 PM) Supertwigs: zombie2000 FTW
(8:19:23 PM) Loren: No..
(8:19:24 PM) Loren: XD
(8:19:27 PM) zombie2000[RIA]: You know what
(8:19:27 PM) Pokebot: what's the problem?
(8:19:28 PM) Supertwigs: I love you, zombie.
(8:19:30 PM) zombie2000[RIA]: I am posting these logs
(8:19:32 PM) Supertwigs: I love you, Loren.
(8:19:33 PM) zombie2000[RIA]: on RIA RI
(8:19:33 PM) zombie2000[RIA]: XD
(8:19:33 PM) Loren: Nooo
(8:19:34 PM) Loren: XD
(8:19:34 PM) Pokebot: really?
(8:19:35 PM) CaptainJuan[Fark]: [a href=\"http://xkcd.com/322/\" target=\"_blank\"]http://xkcd.com/322/[/a]
(8:19:37 PM) Pokebot: please?
(8:19:38 PM) CaptainJuan[Fark]: ^read that
(8:19:38 PM) Loren: Hate you
(8:19:39 PM) Loren: XD
(8:20:00 PM) zombie2000[RIA]:[size="3"] I just need a good ending line for the log[/size]

[Vintus]

* Not404Error has joined #RIA
* Azural|dead sets mode: +v Not404Error
<Vintus[RIA]> DAMMIT
<EnragedLobster[Mono]> Hello, Not404Error.
<Vintus[RIA]> Now I can't take credit
* Azural|dead sets mode: +b *!*@synIRC-A3534C03.pitbpa.fios.verizon.net
<EnragedLobster[Mono]> XD
* Not404Error was kicked by Azural|dead (Fuck you too.)
<Vintus[RIA]> Who was that?
<Delta1212[RIA]> XD
<Delta1212[RIA]> CMFD
<EnragedLobster[Mono]> It sure wasn't 404Error.
<Delta1212[RIA]> *XMFD
<Azural|dead> Bastard kick/banned me from #cngoons